How Manny times did you jerk off to the video without noticing, I wonder...
Manny, Manny times.
How can he fap?!?
Low key this is the best comment in the thread but I think it might be a tad too old for some people to remember: https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/7kv4d4/how-can-she-slap-india-viral-memes
Thanks for the rabbit hole.
Why didn't this come out again for will smith's slap?
It did. I never ever heard of "How can she slap" before and I've seen it mentioned several times in the past week.
Because he's a sex addict who hadn’t gone two days without sex in about a year till he quit cold turkey to start a relationship with someone who he wouldn’t be able to see for about 4 months
Now I’m jerking off to spite you
>Now I’m jerking off to you
If "why, Manny" doesn't become a meme, I'm going to be so disappoint.
WHY MANNY, WHYYYYYY ?!
Manny are you okay, are you okay Manny?
Youve been struck by….
...a blue hymnal.
"The power of Christ compels you!" -Manny's Dad probably
I am reddit, blade of the internet, and I have never known defeat
Looks like you aren’t the only one who uses the office on the weekends.
Excellent point. “Dammit, Manny! This is your mother and my special Saturday spot!”
Why Manny? Why steal your mom’s favourite fuck room??
They gave him the keys! They knew he was there!!
Maybe they were planning on showing up to surprise him. Completely non sexual, couldv'e been planning something and thought "awesome! We KNOW hes at the office, lets grab "X" and surprise Manny with it?"
It's a variation those stupid copycat videos of the new gf/bf farting in the car without knowing the friends or family are in the back. Which are also the copy of the commercial of the person going to a surprise party.
Must you fuck in everything I give you keys to Manny??!
I mean Manny was a teenager, so yes. Teenagers will fuck anywhere, anytime.
It's true, as a teen i fucked on porches, at parks, in parents vehicles at times while the parent ran into the store, on a parents vehicle, breezeways, abandoned property, pools, bathrooms, sunrooms, and kitchens... I didn't have sex in a bed until I was a young adult!
Edit: Apartment complex laundry rooms, between apartment buildings, corn field,
And I didn’t have sex until I went away to college.
How the fuck were people getting laid in high school? Was I that ugly?
Not necessarily a bad thing. I think sex is a big responsibility for teenagers, that many jump into way too lightly 🤷🏾♀️
I was a total loser in hs, still got laid once in a while. You're probably not butt ugly just unpleasant to be around. Like me now.
“Thanks for the F-Shack!” —Dirty Manny and The Boys
This is a real Soup Kitchen
Why else would you be handing a young male the keys?
And for that reason if someone said "Oh Manny's in the office?" It doesn't make much sense since they gave him the key so would know he was there.
They could have been surprised he *still* was in the office (if it was late). And the "why" makes sense as in "why are you fooling around in my workspace"
The Why definitely makes sense and I believe it's more than the why are you fooling around in my workspace if they are very religious the Why??? Could also be disappointment about him having premarital sex at all, especially if as OP says looking back he realized that they tried to clamp down on his freedom around that time so they learned he was having premarital sex and then tried to restrict his movements and punish him for it.
They probably were surprised that he was STILL there, but maybe I was just thinking too little about it and it sounded like they were surprised he was there at all from the words used.
No problem! I also thought the being surprised at him at the office was strange, and that is why I came up with
Who says it was his dad AND mom....could be the secretary.
"Why, Manny? Why did you have to grow up to be just like me?!"
My thoughts exactly, it would explain why the Dad decided not to confront OP, he didn't want to out himself.
Oh god, no! Manny! That's the same couch your mom and I use!! No, Manny!!
That's where she makes her long O face, staring into that corner wall while I yank her hair and tell her what a pretty pony she is, you idiot! Now you've ruined the perfect puddle draining spot as well, great.
You don’t take your wife to the office for sex on the weekends. You take your mistress to the office for sex on the weekends.
Right! It’s like those people that know when to use jello and who know when to use whipped cream
>Excellent point. “Dammit, Manny! This is your mother and my special Saturday spot!”
FIFY: “Dammit, Manny! This is me and my mistress's special Saturday spot!”
Do you think OP was fucking his girlfriend in the exact same spot he was conceived?
Makes me wonder if it was really his mom and not the secretary.
Why, Manny, whyyy
I can only hear this in the voice of an inflated Mrs Puff
I hear Sofia Vergara's voice.
Why Manny nooo, my sweet baby boy ay dios *miiiios* Manny!
Jay.....Jayyyyyyyyy .....it's Manny ..He scared the baby cheeses out of me!
Car alarm goes off.
Oh, Manuel.... WHYYYYY
In my head it’s Gloria from Modern Family. “Aye Manny Whyyyyyyy!”
that was my first thought..
Oh hai Manny
Anyway, how's your sex life?
This is so not right Manny.
Mom, we went sexing.
I hear Estelle Constanza’s voice when I read that!
I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
No, Manny, no, no Manny, that was so not right!
I imagine it sounded like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/hl430/fathers_revenge/ WHY GARY WHY
I was thinking the same thing!!
Me too, which is a little eerie because the two situations couldn't be farther from one another in reality, but the shock reaction is the same.
That reminds me of the old, sickly mom from The Exorcist: “Timmy, whhyyy, whhyy you do this?”
Manny are you ok, are you ok manny?
As he came in to the window was a sound of a crescendo
Then he struck you! A crescendo, Manny!
Manny are you okay? Will you tell us? That you're okay?
Are you okay, Manny?
You’ve been hit by, You’ve been struck by, your parents in a video
Left cumstains on the carpet (hoo, hoo, hoo)
Everybody asks why Manny but nobody asks how Manny
> he and his staff never come to work on the weekend
But you and your staff cum at work on the weekend
Hard day at the office?
A day hard at the office.
Waiting for the next TIFU from OP where you told your current girlfriend you jacked off to your ex-girlfriend's sex tape one last time before deleting it.
"Oh my God! Manny! Oh my God, why?"
"Why? Manny? Why??"
"No Manny no, that's so not right!"
"It's called a porn addiction, we went fapping."
So anyway, I started fapping
Mate. What can I say, speechless.
Bono, my rubbers are gone.
“It’s called a sex-tape Toto, we went fucking”
F1 reference outta nowhere
Do it is worse in my opinion, telling is honest and respectful, what you do with that honesty is up to you after
Could have been worse for them - your strictly religious parents could have discovered you recording freaky sex with your boyfriend in your dad's office. Consider them lucky and move on.
With his dad's boyfriend to make matters worse
Fuck your avatar, you made me blow on my phone screen lmao
Dark mode dude
God I love the internet, sometimes.
Sounds oddly personal, all good over there?
Thinking that voice in your head is your conscience, and then realising it was just your parents' all along...That's actutally a great metaphore of what becoming an adult is like lol
I love that he was worried she was a witch 😂
Dude was high makes perfect sense lol
"Why Manny, why? Now there's jizz all over my desk!!"
They saw Manny's mini.
Manny’s mini man
> but as a gee
Insert Ralph Wiggum meme: “I’m a gee!”
What's a gee
A “G” or “gangsta”
He spelled it out totally wrong, like he’s an upset house dad from the 50’s
Like an OG or a triple OG lol its just slang that means Gangster but usually not like im an actual Gang member more like im a calm, cool and collected character😎
I read it the way a French person pronounces the name Guy
> advertising business
> never come to work on the weekends
That was your mistake right there. Having worked in that industry for a long time, I knew someone was gonna show up.
This was a riveting TIFU! I was on the edge of my seat the entire read!
Was your dick in your pants?
Out all the way
What pants? No pants in the office.
They were saying why Manny out of disbelief that their son was so inefficient as a lover
"hey babe did I ever tell you about the sex tape I made with my hotter, dirtier ex?"
Exactly, who does that? I mean if you keep things like that you definitely don't go and share with your partner. What did he expect would happen? That she'd say let's watch it, or better yet, lets record a better one ourselves?
I never bring up sex tapes with SOs because I'm 1) not a fictional person, and 2) not crazy, but talking about sex tapes and then critiquing them with one of my best friends ended up with us attempting to make our best sex tape ever.
How did that go ?
GTFO with that clickbait shit, OP
if anything, it's an embarrassing secret
Searched way too long for this. Thought it'd be like "I watched this video and saw a tape on the desk that says sexy naked boys" not, "omg my parents walked in on me having sex!!"
Are ya winning son ?
Almost... almost... ugh.
Yep. I am now.
>I'll use the excuse of needing better network and needing to concentrate to get the keys
>"Oh the lights are on. Is Manny in the office."
"I think so"
where else would you be, if you asked him the keys?
> Writes story with dozens of coincidences.
> "The coincidence is still baffling to me"
Yep the "I'd made sex tapes before" and the "totally a sex addict lol" kinda gave it away for me.
Have you considered the possibility that your dad didn't say anything because he was there with someone who isn't your mom?
This is 100 percent what happened. Why would dad take his wife to the office to bang one out when manny was gone. Def a side piece.
I wouldn't want you on my jury! 🤣
I was suggesting *maybe* dad was there with someone else, but mom and dad could have stopped by the office to run an errand, say.
That could also be true lol. I forgot that sometimes people go to the office for reasons besides sex.
Either way the one thing I know for sure is that you’re guilty! -juror number 7
We really need a update on how your gf reacted
This. I mean watching it one last time, whatever. But why the fuck would you tell the gf that you did?
That’s when she would reveal that she is a witch like Manny was scared of.
As a dude, I would rather have my SO tell me so I could make an informed decision than have them hide shit all the time.
The reasonable thing here is not to have shit like this to hide.
Did he die? We still waiting
What a story, Manny
Are you ok Manny?
"but as a gee, I knew the correct answer at that point was no". Yes, we know you're an O-Gee, the whole living with your parents part made that clear.
My kids are watching Handy Manny on Disney Plus right now, so this gave me a good laugh.
Manny are you ok
Are you ok
Are you ok Manny
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth criminal
My dad walked in on me and my highschool girlfriend.
He still brings it up almost 20yrs later with an awkward old man grin, and knows way too much about the girls current life: "she's got 2 kids now, and still great tits"
Damn that's a weird thing to say...
“*Still* has great tits”…implying he was keeping track of them from the time she was with his son, which I assume was an age when she was minor and he was the father of a minor son. Immensely suspect.
Had a manager like that. Started working there with this girl and my friend as our first job. I continued to work there during college but the other two left. She came back through as a customer couple years later and says hello. He goes “I swear she used to have a better ass” he was in his 40s.
Yeah, who talks about their daughter in law like that?!
It seems like they only dated in high school and aren't together now, but honestly both scenarios are weird to comment like that on lol
The key awkward word for me is "still" considering the story happened while his son was in highschool.
> knows way too much about the girls current life
Yeah that is not his DIL. The dad is basically keeping tabs on a random woman just to make comments about it to his son.
Definitely creepy as fuck.
My dad lives close to my ex and one day told me he doesn't see her boyfriend around much anymore, kind of implying she might be single. A, I dont want to get back together with her and B, why the hell would you try to give me false hope like that even if I did Dad?!
That definitely sounds like something I could see my dad or mom saying to me, if we generally spoke more often :D
I feel sorry for that woman and also glad that this man is not her father-in-law.
Damn dude, thats kinda fucked.
Sounds like dad still has that one saved in the ol' spank bank
Damn. What a story.
Like father like son.
Your parents were just mad cause you beat them to it that day
So the phone was close enough to hear her moaning but could also pick up a conversation that you apparently didn’t hear while in the moment? Why do these stupid posts get so much traction?
Nice story! I can only imagine you finding this out while high lmao. And what a coincidence. I love it.
So… are you gonna post the vid or what? /sarcasm
They're never as attractive as you imagine. Don't do this.
Based off the past week of tifu it's probably just made up anyways kids are getting ridiculous
Yes, we need this to be able to understand the story fully
Honestly, the audio would be epic to hear. I don't really care to see Manny getting down.
idk why but this comment is funny asf to me
Yep totally believable. Not a single part seems even remotely made up.
Did cell phones from 2+ years ago have 3d spatial audio recording so op could tell the “background ruckus” was coming from another part of the room?
Sounds like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree since your dad brought someone over on the weekend too and now you ruined it for him xD
So apparently such a g that you told the girl no when she asked about the tape.
But dumb enough to tell your new girl you had it and that you jerked off to it before deleting it.
Wanna discover another dark secret? Ask your dad how many times he watched the video on office's cameras.
Your poor gf
Bro, if you're gonna go against her wishes and have one last wank... don't tell her about that shit. Come on now, take the secret to your grave like an adult.
>like an adult
That's the trick, OP is 13 and never even talked to a girl. I'm amazed that so many people read that post and said "yeah this sounds legit". Apparently Reddit is either really gullible today or filled with teenagers who don't know any better.
This started as /tifu but was more of a r/ihavesex post…
Could have been worse, could have actually happened and not be another teen fantasy story?
Are ya winning, son?
This sub is so stupid
it's amusing that the only time you found clarity was when you were instructed to delete it which heightened your "one last time for the road" senses.
man was tuned in.
sounds like one of those 4chan stories where they pretend to sound really cool
"Oh yeah, my dad was catching on. The only place i could use my sexy was at his office. I could pick up girls with a drop of my pants. hehe yea"
[literally reminds me of thsi](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/eomauy/anon_is_the_worlds_greatest_hacker/)
It baffles me why guys keep this shit whilst they’re with a new person. Why?
What you don’t know is that your parents were headed to the office to make a tape of their own and you stole their thunder.
I can see this “Manny” thing taking off
Ok but is no one gonna talk about how he still watched the video and jerked off to it after she asked him to delete it? ;-;