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NorthBall

How Manny times did you jerk off to the video without noticing, I wonder...


OkVolume1

Manny, Manny times.


roh_afza

Why Manny??


contentious75

How can he fap?!?


whatWHYok

Low key this is the best comment in the thread but I think it might be a tad too old for some people to remember: https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/7kv4d4/how-can-she-slap-india-viral-memes


Crease53

Thanks for the rabbit hole.


perfect_little_booty

Why didn't this come out again for will smith's slap?


xooxanthellae

It did. I never ever heard of "How can she slap" before and I've seen it mentioned several times in the past week.


pinguluk

Because he's a sex addict who hadn’t gone two days without sex in about a year till he quit cold turkey to start a relationship with someone who he wouldn’t be able to see for about 4 months


WishAffectionate2108

Now I’m jerking off to spite you


NorthBall

>Now I’m jerking off to you FTFY ;D


caudicifarmer

If "why, Manny" doesn't become a meme, I'm going to be so disappoint.


No_Choice_Is_Choice

WHY MANNY, WHYYYYYY ?!


MikeOx_Girthy

Manny are you okay, are you okay Manny?


fightclub90210

Youve been struck by….


iambicpentathalon

...a blue hymnal. "The power of Christ compels you!" -Manny's Dad probably


MANNYKINGS

r/fuckmanny


Hbimajorv

I am reddit, blade of the internet, and I have never known defeat


adp63

Looks like you aren’t the only one who uses the office on the weekends.


ComicallySolemn

Excellent point. “Dammit, Manny! This is your mother and my special Saturday spot!”


balanced_view

Why Manny? Why steal your mom’s favourite fuck room??


Specific_Tap7296

They gave him the keys! They knew he was there!!


HyDrOpOnIc1987

Maybe they were planning on showing up to surprise him. Completely non sexual, couldv'e been planning something and thought "awesome! We KNOW hes at the office, lets grab "X" and surprise Manny with it?"


codya30

It's a variation those stupid copycat videos of the new gf/bf farting in the car without knowing the friends or family are in the back. Which are also the copy of the commercial of the person going to a surprise party.


balanced_view

Must you fuck in everything I give you keys to Manny??!


witchyweeby

I mean Manny was a teenager, so yes. Teenagers will fuck anywhere, anytime.


white_android

It's true, as a teen i fucked on porches, at parks, in parents vehicles at times while the parent ran into the store, on a parents vehicle, breezeways, abandoned property, pools, bathrooms, sunrooms, and kitchens... I didn't have sex in a bed until I was a young adult! Edit: Apartment complex laundry rooms, between apartment buildings, corn field,


IncompetentYoungster

And I didn’t have sex until I went away to college. How the fuck were people getting laid in high school? Was I that ugly?


permafrost1979

Not necessarily a bad thing. I think sex is a big responsibility for teenagers, that many jump into way too lightly 🤷🏾‍♀️


Suzarian

I was a total loser in hs, still got laid once in a while. You're probably not butt ugly just unpleasant to be around. Like me now.


Reject444

“Thanks for the F-Shack!” —Dirty Manny and The Boys


panicstatebean

This is a real Soup Kitchen


LameBMX

Why else would you be handing a young male the keys?


MsFrisi

And for that reason if someone said "Oh Manny's in the office?" It doesn't make much sense since they gave him the key so would know he was there.


Russian_Paella

They could have been surprised he *still* was in the office (if it was late). And the "why" makes sense as in "why are you fooling around in my workspace"


MsFrisi

The Why definitely makes sense and I believe it's more than the why are you fooling around in my workspace if they are very religious the Why??? Could also be disappointment about him having premarital sex at all, especially if as OP says looking back he realized that they tried to clamp down on his freedom around that time so they learned he was having premarital sex and then tried to restrict his movements and punish him for it. They probably were surprised that he was STILL there, but maybe I was just thinking too little about it and it sounded like they were surprised he was there at all from the words used.


Russian_Paella

No problem! I also thought the being surprised at him at the office was strange, and that is why I came up with


Psyclone71

Who says it was his dad AND mom....could be the secretary.


Mash_Ketchum

"Why, Manny? Why did you have to grow up to be just like me?!"


Reasonable-Peanut27

My thoughts exactly, it would explain why the Dad decided not to confront OP, he didn't want to out himself.


AsunderXXV

Oh god, no! Manny! That's the same couch your mom and I use!! No, Manny!!


HerpankerTheHardman

That's where she makes her long O face, staring into that corner wall while I yank her hair and tell her what a pretty pony she is, you idiot! Now you've ruined the perfect puddle draining spot as well, great.


jendet010

You don’t take your wife to the office for sex on the weekends. You take your mistress to the office for sex on the weekends.


Hardinyoung

Right! It’s like those people that know when to use jello and who know when to use whipped cream


CovingtonLane

>Excellent point. “Dammit, Manny! This is your mother and my special Saturday spot!” FIFY: “Dammit, Manny! This is me and my mistress's special Saturday spot!”


moonsaves

Do you think OP was fucking his girlfriend in the exact same spot he was conceived?


sflesch

Makes me wonder if it was really his mom and not the secretary.


oniferus_3

Why, Manny, whyyy


TheSharkTank1991

I can only hear this in the voice of an inflated Mrs Puff


GenghisTron17

I hear Sofia Vergara's voice.


entropybydesign

Why Manny nooo, my sweet baby boy ay dios *miiiios* Manny!


chriscrossnathaniel

Jay.....Jayyyyyyyyy .....it's Manny ..He scared the baby cheeses out of me!


george-silva

Car alarm goes off.


its_justme

Oh, Manuel.... WHYYYYY


M3g4n0311

In my head it’s Gloria from Modern Family. “Aye Manny Whyyyyyyy!”


Darthfloyd

that was my first thought..


balanced_view

Oh hai Manny


zms1234

Anyway, how's your sex life?


VanFam

Addicting.


igcipd

This is so not right Manny.


Inconsequentiality

Mom, we went sexing.


CostMatters

I hear Estelle Constanza’s voice when I read that!


grubas

I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!


Repulsive_Client_325

George! Why?!!!!


ZavaBalazs

No, Manny, no, no Manny, that was so not right!


Chardradio

I imagine it sounded like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/hl430/fathers_revenge/ WHY GARY WHY


dn1ce

I was thinking the same thing!!


ehmohteeoh

Me too, which is a little eerie because the two situations couldn't be farther from one another in reality, but the shock reaction is the same.


compusmack

Handy Manny


its_raining_scotch

That reminds me of the old, sickly mom from The Exorcist: “Timmy, whhyyy, whhyy you do this?”


companysOkay

Manny are you ok, are you ok manny?


ToulouseDM

As he came in to the window was a sound of a crescendo


ms_strangekat

Then he struck you! A crescendo, Manny!


zawarudoe

Manny are you okay? Will you tell us? That you're okay?


tiny_little_planet

Are you okay, Manny?


MikeAwk

You’ve been hit by, You’ve been struck by, your parents in a video


PM_ME_CUTE_FRIENDS

Hee hee


CowboysFTWs

Left cumstains on the carpet (hoo, hoo, hoo)


Icy-Blood-788

Everybody asks why Manny but nobody asks how Manny


AcrobaticSource3

> he and his staff never come to work on the weekend But you and your staff cum at work on the weekend


Specific_Tap7296

Hard day at the office?


Tel-aran-rhiod

\*orifice


LeonAustin

A day hard at the office.


abat6294

Waiting for the next TIFU from OP where you told your current girlfriend you jacked off to your ex-girlfriend's sex tape one last time before deleting it.


unavailableFrank

"Oh my God! Manny! Oh my God, why?" "Why? Manny? Why??"


ArtoriusBravo

"No Manny no, that's so not right!"


Treinrek

"It's called a porn addiction, we went fapping."


jacoblb6173

So anyway, I started fapping


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YorkshireRiffer

Mate. What can I say, speechless.


ArtoriusBravo

Bono, my rubbers are gone.


YellowFogLights

“It’s called a sex-tape Toto, we went fucking”


Thatirishagent

/r/unexpectedf1


Fitzy258

F1 reference outta nowhere


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FireFireoldman

Do it is worse in my opinion, telling is honest and respectful, what you do with that honesty is up to you after


PiddlyD

Could have been worse for them - your strictly religious parents could have discovered you recording freaky sex with your boyfriend in your dad's office. Consider them lucky and move on.


danonck

With his dad's boyfriend to make matters worse


youtocin

Fuck your avatar, you made me blow on my phone screen lmao


Hooktail419

Dark mode dude


alberto027

God I love the internet, sometimes.


Thejuiceis_loose

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Y-Woo

Sounds oddly personal, all good over there?


Paulorigami

Thinking that voice in your head is your conscience, and then realising it was just your parents' all along...That's actutally a great metaphore of what becoming an adult is like lol


thatotheramanda

I love that he was worried she was a witch 😂


simbahart11

Dude was high makes perfect sense lol


Urallegedpsychologst

"Why Manny, why? Now there's jizz all over my desk!!"


OkVolume1

They saw Manny's mini.


AnSplanc

Manny’s mini man


a-widower

> but as a gee > gee > ***gee*** Insert Ralph Wiggum meme: “I’m a gee!”


idonthave2020vision

What's a gee


wad11656

A “G” or “gangsta” He spelled it out totally wrong, like he’s an upset house dad from the 50’s


thekroniksmoker

Like an OG or a triple OG lol its just slang that means Gangster but usually not like im an actual Gang member more like im a calm, cool and collected character😎


HollywoodHoedown

Geengster


Coachpoker

I read it the way a French person pronounces the name Guy


ProfZussywussBrown

> advertising business > never come to work on the weekends That was your mistake right there. Having worked in that industry for a long time, I knew someone was gonna show up.


TPnHBFans

This was a riveting TIFU! I was on the edge of my seat the entire read!


jimdotcom413

Was your dick in your pants?


ElephantEarwax

Out all the way


vinni8989

What pants? No pants in the office.


Oszy17

They were saying why Manny out of disbelief that their son was so inefficient as a lover


drstu3000

"hey babe did I ever tell you about the sex tape I made with my hotter, dirtier ex?"


danonck

Exactly, who does that? I mean if you keep things like that you definitely don't go and share with your partner. What did he expect would happen? That she'd say let's watch it, or better yet, lets record a better one ourselves?


Sinai

I never bring up sex tapes with SOs because I'm 1) not a fictional person, and 2) not crazy, but talking about sex tapes and then critiquing them with one of my best friends ended up with us attempting to make our best sex tape ever.


YouLikeReadingNames

How did that go ?


MerleSweatshirt

>dark secret GTFO with that clickbait shit, OP if anything, it's an embarrassing secret


broccolibush42

Searched way too long for this. Thought it'd be like "I watched this video and saw a tape on the desk that says sexy naked boys" not, "omg my parents walked in on me having sex!!"


Elvish_eyes

Are ya winning son ?


YorkshireRiffer

Almost... almost... ugh. Yep. I am now.


the_blue_bottle

>I'll use the excuse of needing better network and needing to concentrate to get the keys >"Oh the lights are on. Is Manny in the office." "I think so" where else would you be, if you asked him the keys?


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AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

> Writes story with dozens of coincidences. > "The coincidence is still baffling to me"


Brendanm132

Yep the "I'd made sex tapes before" and the "totally a sex addict lol" kinda gave it away for me.


avakyeter

Have you considered the possibility that your dad didn't say anything because he was there with someone who isn't your mom?


einhorn_is_parkey

This is 100 percent what happened. Why would dad take his wife to the office to bang one out when manny was gone. Def a side piece.


avakyeter

I wouldn't want you on my jury! 🤣 I was suggesting *maybe* dad was there with someone else, but mom and dad could have stopped by the office to run an errand, say.


einhorn_is_parkey

That could also be true lol. I forgot that sometimes people go to the office for reasons besides sex. Either way the one thing I know for sure is that you’re guilty! -juror number 7


Utkarsh_Goel

We really need a update on how your gf reacted


EnragedAardvark

This. I mean watching it one last time, whatever. But why the fuck would you tell the gf that you did?


CameOutAndFarted

That’s when she would reveal that she is a witch like Manny was scared of.


MakeupandFlipcup

guilt lol


Edrimus28

As a dude, I would rather have my SO tell me so I could make an informed decision than have them hide shit all the time.


penguinman77

The reasonable thing here is not to have shit like this to hide.


BattleNex

Did he die? We still waiting


ComicallySolemn

What a story, Manny


UnadvertisedAndroid

Are you ok Manny?


curtisbeirie

"but as a gee, I knew the correct answer at that point was no". Yes, we know you're an O-Gee, the whole living with your parents part made that clear.


DisposableSaviour

My kids are watching Handy Manny on Disney Plus right now, so this gave me a good laugh.


sleafordbods

Manny are you ok Are you ok Are you ok Manny You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A smooth criminal


moonpumps

My dad walked in on me and my highschool girlfriend. He still brings it up almost 20yrs later with an awkward old man grin, and knows way too much about the girls current life: "she's got 2 kids now, and still great tits" Thx dad.


djquik1

Hmm


NorthBall

Damn that's a weird thing to say...


BenSlimmons

“*Still* has great tits”…implying he was keeping track of them from the time she was with his son, which I assume was an age when she was minor and he was the father of a minor son. Immensely suspect.


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Had a manager like that. Started working there with this girl and my friend as our first job. I continued to work there during college but the other two left. She came back through as a customer couple years later and says hello. He goes “I swear she used to have a better ass” he was in his 40s.


Ghost17088

Yeah, who talks about their daughter in law like that?!


chopper678

It seems like they only dated in high school and aren't together now, but honestly both scenarios are weird to comment like that on lol


mangongo

The key awkward word for me is "still" considering the story happened while his son was in highschool.


NorthBall

> knows way too much about the girls current life Yeah that is not his DIL. The dad is basically keeping tabs on a random woman just to make comments about it to his son. Definitely creepy as fuck.


mangongo

My dad lives close to my ex and one day told me he doesn't see her boyfriend around much anymore, kind of implying she might be single. A, I dont want to get back together with her and B, why the hell would you try to give me false hope like that even if I did Dad?!


NorthBall

That definitely sounds like something I could see my dad or mom saying to me, if we generally spoke more often :D


SendMeF1Memes

I feel sorry for that woman and also glad that this man is not her father-in-law.


Seienchin88

![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO)


Ponasity

Damn dude, thats kinda fucked.


kosmonautinVT

Sounds like dad still has that one saved in the ol' spank bank


Lokeyday

Damn. What a story.


ttrosc

Like father like son.


Dr_Brown_Bro

Your parents were just mad cause you beat them to it that day


yaretii

So the phone was close enough to hear her moaning but could also pick up a conversation that you apparently didn’t hear while in the moment? Why do these stupid posts get so much traction?


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Nice story! I can only imagine you finding this out while high lmao. And what a coincidence. I love it.


I_stole_this_phone

Classic Manny.


MantisCakes

So… are you gonna post the vid or what? /sarcasm


its_justme

They're never as attractive as you imagine. Don't do this.


Dyzerio

Based off the past week of tifu it's probably just made up anyways kids are getting ridiculous


Specific_Tap7296

Yes, we need this to be able to understand the story fully


OkVolume1

Honestly, the audio would be epic to hear. I don't really care to see Manny getting down.


EdgelordMcMemester

idk why but this comment is funny asf to me


Delusion_IS_rampant

True story..


johngalt504

Yep totally believable. Not a single part seems even remotely made up.


dudleymooresbooze

Did cell phones from 2+ years ago have 3d spatial audio recording so op could tell the “background ruckus” was coming from another part of the room?


darkinanotherworld

Sounds like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree since your dad brought someone over on the weekend too and now you ruined it for him xD


MrGrieves-

So apparently such a g that you told the girl no when she asked about the tape. But dumb enough to tell your new girl you had it and that you jerked off to it before deleting it. GG


Arcmyst

Wanna discover another dark secret? Ask your dad how many times he watched the video on office's cameras.


dana2165

Your poor gf


QuantumFenrir001

r/IHaveSex vibes


FrostieTheSnowman

Bro, if you're gonna go against her wishes and have one last wank... don't tell her about that shit. Come on now, take the secret to your grave like an adult.


Toxpar

>like an adult That's the trick, OP is 13 and never even talked to a girl. I'm amazed that so many people read that post and said "yeah this sounds legit". Apparently Reddit is either really gullible today or filled with teenagers who don't know any better.


Boston__Massacre

This started as /tifu but was more of a r/ihavesex post…


dingledorb

Could have been worse, could have actually happened and not be another teen fantasy story?


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Fruehlingsobst

Are ya winning, son?


AvaDevinesProlapse

This sub is so stupid


invertedparadX

it's amusing that the only time you found clarity was when you were instructed to delete it which heightened your "one last time for the road" senses. man was tuned in.


ChampionshipDue

sounds like one of those 4chan stories where they pretend to sound really cool "Oh yeah, my dad was catching on. The only place i could use my sexy was at his office. I could pick up girls with a drop of my pants. hehe yea" [literally reminds me of thsi](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/eomauy/anon_is_the_worlds_greatest_hacker/)


briggzee1

L.I.E.S


Totoroko8

It baffles me why guys keep this shit whilst they’re with a new person. Why?


TRFKTA

What you don’t know is that your parents were headed to the office to make a tape of their own and you stole their thunder.


461BOOM

I can see this “Manny” thing taking off


staygoldg

Ok but is no one gonna talk about how he still watched the video and jerked off to it after she asked him to delete it? ;-;