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TxRandyMarsh

Who the hell would be dumb enough to run from someone crazy enough to ride a damn buffalo?


thrwawayanyway

A buffalo solider, Bob Marley told us about them.


alonejog

Good call


jaum22

Woy yoy yoy


davidmsvc

Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival!


lexidiusBS

beat me to this comment


RikkiSFC

Someone give this mad lad some gold


aassolano

Come to Brazil, stay two weeks, watch the news, let's see if you will ask this again.


TxRandyMarsh

Hard pass


aassolano

:) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tJGk4ofc18](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tJGk4ofc18)


bobleeswagger09

Hahaha. That funny. Make me laugh.


[deleted]

Brazilians apparently


le_fancy_walrus

Anyone who can roller-skate.


anon_gz

On a swamp?


[deleted]

This is unreal


Capuccini

Might as well be cryengine


DanGleeballs

It looks real, but can’t be.


Meior

Now that is fucking metal.


[deleted]

But it barely touches the surface.[In my state we had a cavalry charge](https://www.sul21.com.br/ta-na-rede/2016/05/brigada-militar-registrou-em-videos-carga-de-cavalaria-contra-manifestantes/)


[deleted]

Well there's nothing new, many crowd control troops use horses.. > fucking swords Ah, ok.


TheReaperr

The videos in the article are unavailable :(


VFacure

[https://youtu.be/mVLhJh83qPU](https://youtu.be/mVLhJh83qPU) [https://youtu.be/ycbvb4pR8IE?t=60](https://youtu.be/ycbvb4pR8IE?t=60) Unfortunately these aren't the same as in OP's link, but it isn't the first time Cavalry charges against protests happened here in Brazil, so here are some other "happenings"


MoFlavour

Now imagine a cavalry charge in the old days with like 200 horsemen in a wedge formation flanking while you were fighting someone else in front of you. Damn


CompadredeOgum

será que se tocar uma bomba de junto desses cavalos eles nao dispersam não?


TP_SK4

feliz dia do bolo pra tu


prmlimajr

Bolinhas de gude são efetivas contra cavalaria.


Zolotoy_I

Se eu não me engano, usaram isso na Igreja da Candelária durante a missa do 7o dia de Edson Luís


CarbonaraFlamejante

During the demonstrations in 2014 (FIFA world cup) I was on the receiving end on a cavalry charge. I can understand how on the old days infantry lines would break and run. Totally understand.


prmlimajr

You just needed a pike


0xffaa00

Just getting a pike won't help. He needs to train with his friends (get a lot of friends), give everyone a pike, and teach them to form a pike wall in cohesion. Even one fuck up in cohesion and you are minced by cavalry.


prmlimajr

Dude that was a joke. Lay down your pike.


0xffaa00

You joke sir? Shall I draw my long sword?


prmlimajr

Dude everbody knows you've got a regular size sword at most.


0xffaa00

I have a shield too man. Want some??


[deleted]

you died?


0xffaa00

He broke and ran


CarbonaraFlamejante

That is precisely what I did.


[deleted]

no shame in admiting that one


CompadredeOgum

CARALHO


[deleted]

Porra, Uncle Renatch wants for you to eat yo fruits and vehetables


RdClZn

They do that pretty often, pretty much happens during every major protest/riot.


prmlimajr

And this kids is why you always carry marble balls at riots.


Cruye

https://youtu.be/F0QWspt6PLE?t=9


O_Gaucho

RS is my country kkkk


QuatiMandril

quem aqui apoia afundar o RS e fazer uma costa maior pra SC?


DIVI_FILIVS_AVGVSTVS

eu


Conmebosta

Mas nós já estamos afundados em dívidas 1 a cada 10 cidades não tem dinheiro nem para manter a câmara dos vereadores


QuatiMandril

Opa que bom


hivemind_disruptor

pernambucano aqui, apoio 200% SC cultura tão rica quanto, mas 30% do racismo de RS


[deleted]

quite frankly what is the point of the south is my country? why not form a Gaúcho Ethnostate? uruguay, argentina, etc etc


anon_gz

We tried already


TheSquall

Amazing. These guys are real cowboys.


[deleted]

Or real buffaloboys


earthlyfellow1

But then that would mean cowboys would be horseboys not cowboys


Lost_Smoking_Snake

Silence


F0beros

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy) The term cowboys came from people who actually tended to cows while riding on horseback. Maybe these officers should be called boyboys since they herd people


Flintblood

Maybe Peepboys


zeyore

I'd volunteer for this, just to say one day that I used to ride water buffalo's into battle, and I have the pictures to prove it.


Garlandorf

This is not a water buffalo, i have no idea what specie is it, but not a water buffalo haha


CompadredeOgum

It is "State" not "estate"


GROOVYRA

Does it even matter lol


Gromit43

Buffalo soldier!


peterwa1985

I came here to make sure this was written


Altimus_Nex

In the heart of the Amazon


[deleted]

This is badass


ricar426

This is on Marajó Island, probably on Soure. Actually useful police officers of Pará (they have seriously bad rep here)


GingerusLicious

That's metal as fuck. Imagine that fucking thing coming at you through the brush.


ansem1998

Thats fucking badass


Smarttardex

Those horns can probably take down a car. Makes "bullbar" a literal thing


LordMadara47

In The Rússian using Patrol bears kkk


Mdepietro

Too many K's, comrade.


Flintblood

Okkk Comrade Pietrovich


[deleted]

The god of death in Hindu mythology rides a buffalo too. Wonder if they know him


nKijo

I don't remeber which writer said that but "military parade are just an event of public masturbation, we all orgasm looking at a tank with its cannon in full erection, ready to penetrate and submit his enemies with explosive shots" and I would say that apart from the joke I pretty agree with them


[deleted]

[удалено]


XimbalaHu3

They actually have buffalo herds in marajo because of how well they adapted to the climate there, so whoever had this idea really wanted some red meat


Fancy_Pens

Buffalo Riders, 1 green mana 1 white mana 2/2 Knight Creature


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Sch3lp

🎶One day TWO guys on a buffalo was riding around on the road🎶 ... 🎶Break your head on a stump🎶 🎶On a buffalOoohooo🎶 🎶I’ll step on your foot Ouch🎶


bbbriz

I love Marajó lmao


some1thing1

I'll take 10


[deleted]

Alright I got to admit, this is high on the list of the things I saw I deemed to be cool...


[deleted]

Fuck I don’t like that they are being helped by their nose


lucasfbarroso

I bet Cersey would be ok to have some of those instead of elephants...


Natanians

[https://recordtv.r7.com/jornal-da-record/videos/policiais-no-para-trocam-cavalos-por-bufalos-06102018](https://recordtv.r7.com/jornal-da-record/videos/policiais-no-para-trocam-cavalos-por-bufalos-06102018) In video


Johnz-Snow

[http://g1.globo.com/brasil/noticia/2011/07/pm-do-para-usa-bufalos-para-policiamento-na-ilha-do-marajo.html](http://g1.globo.com/brasil/noticia/2011/07/pm-do-para-usa-bufalos-para-policiamento-na-ilha-do-marajo.html)


YouNeedToGo

This is so fucking metal


Soreyo906

What the hell i live in Pará and had no idea of this haha. But it makes sense, There's a big island here that has a large population of buffalos, so...


midnightrambulador

/r/bossfight


sombrinhoso

They actually use then because they can't fit Vehicles in to the rain forests.And also to make some epic crime Fights.


nyxdk

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MrMotely

That photo is intimidating as it gets!


[deleted]

Get outa here criminal, it's a guy on a buffalo!


Rage_Hammer

guy on a bufffalllooooooo [https://youtu.be/iJ4T9CQA0UM](https://youtu.be/iJ4T9CQA0UM)


EDdMmOoNnKk

Reminds me of storm troopers on tatooine riding on beasts


AceWall0

"This is not the droids you are looking for"


PrickASaurus

Mongo only pawn in game of life.


theepicface2

EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATERBUFFALO , YOURS IS FAST BUT MINE IS SLOW


teo100

it's not in Brazil


Basileus2

Hindus hate them!


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM&t=6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM&t=6s)


[deleted]

That was fun!


[deleted]

You beat me to it! I gave you an upvote but some people of reddit don’t have taste it seems.


Own_Run3483

O Brasil não tem limites


anarcho-hornyist

Abuso animal.


hitlerosexual

Y'all realize bolsanaro is a literal fascist right? Gonna post gestapo on here next cause their uniforms look badass too? Edit: it's also telling that you all never post pictures of Chinese police and masquerade them as badass. Makes a person wonder...


[deleted]

Sorry, is your username hitlerosexual


hitlerosexual

Yes I'm aware of the irony. It's intentional.


[deleted]

I mean, it's hilarious... Unlike the comment, which was retarded


CompadredeOgum

brazilian military police is just the normal police. they arent under bolsonaro (but usually support him). it is like saying NYPD is orange because they are in Trump's country.


Frangoboy

I've read you comment like 10 times to understand what you wanted to say and it's total bullshit


OdinHatesNickelback

I bet your parents are oh so proud of their little star.


bill_nes64

Bolsonaro's been in office for ten months, Marajó uses buffalo as mounts for their police force since maybe before Bolsonaro was born - and he is old. I fail to see your point (but fuck Bozonaro).


Fountain_Hook

What do you have against him? Just curious. All i see are crime rates improving drastically and employment skyrocketing as well.


WoOfnt

"He's not left wing" is probably the best answer for your quesion.


Fountain_Hook

"I see Venezuela as a role model and he's stopped us from following in their steps"


bill_nes64

Planning to destroy the Amazon Forest and blaming non-profits, drastic cuts to the education budget while still paying a LOT of money to politicians on the legislative so they vote favorably on the matters he wants to, firing people for disagreeing with him (even though they bring science and data to prove their claims), his family's probable involvement with armed militias funded by the narcotraffic and the murder of a human right's activist (and politician) and her driver, I could go on and on (also I don't know where you took your crime rates and employment stats from, 'cause that's not really what's going on 'round here). Edit: A letter and two words.


Fountain_Hook

What a massive pile of fake news you're pulling from your ass. Amazon: https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelshellenberger/2019/08/26/why-everything-they-say-about-the-amazon-including-that-its-the-lungs-of-the-world-is-wrong/#ae996ac5bde0 https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/24/world/americas/amazon-rain-forest-fire-maps.html https://www.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/cvaeja/pronto_terminei_em_vez_de_escrever_text%C3%A3o_pra/ https://old.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/cuyfzm/resolvi_fazer_o_resum%C3%A3o_da_histeria_coletiva/ >firing people It's his staff, retard. They're political positions indicated by the president, paid with taxpayer money. They're not "jobs", they're parasites that steal our taxes. Unfortunately, some of them are needed for a country to work, and, well, the president can't work without reliable staff. Do you understand that? >family's probable involvement with armed militias funded by the narcotraffic and the murder of a human right's activist That has to be the most ridiculous fake news news i've ever seen in my life. Are you high? Do you seriously believe this shit? That's really sad man. >Crime rates You have to be either blind or braindead. It's all people talk about. https://g1.globo.com/monitor-da-violencia/noticia/2019/09/01/brasil-tem-queda-de-22percent-no-numero-de-mortes-violentas-no-1o-semestre-revela-monitor-da-violencia.ghtml >Employment Again, are you living under a rock? https://conexaopolitica.com.br/economia/desemprego-cai-pelo-quarto-mes-seguido/


bill_nes64

About the Amazon: https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/democraciaabierta/leaked-documents-show-brazil-bolsonaro-has-grave-plans-for-amazon-rainforest/ About the firing: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/02/brazil-space-institute-director-sacked-in-amazon-deforestation-row Militias: https://www.economist.com/leaders/2019/05/30/jair-bolsonaro-will-not-defeat-crime-in-brazil-by-tolerating-militias https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/13/jair-bolsonaro-paramilitaries-marielle-franco-suspects See? I can link too. But I do not plan on engaging you in conversation any further. Have a good one


Fountain_Hook

Economist, guardian, open democracy lmao, you poor idiot


Fountain_Hook

Remind me on how someone that just relaxed gun laws can follow fascist doctrine


Trenchyjj

What an utterly moronic take.


Fountain_Hook

"According to Benito Mussolini, this system politicizes everything spiritual and human: "Everything within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state"." Can you give me a single example of a fascist leader that LET HIS PEOPLE HAVE GUNS??? You know, the things used by the people to protect themselves from authoritarian regimes? You're the only moron here, shitting out your stupid comment without a single drop of knowledge on the subject.