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jldangle

I mean, my lazy ass would love one but in all seriousness this looks like an awesome thing for handicap people.


mcbuca02

Not just for handicap people- but their caregivers too! Millions of people experience back injuries and long term effects after from lifting others larger than themselves, repeatedly, and in sometimes awkward positions. Think of all the doctors, nurses, school employees, family members, tailors even, who could benefit from being able to help good people get the things/care they need and deserve with dignity, and without having to potentially harm themselves. This kind of tech is worth making available at a low cost.


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

Doctors? Lol. They do zero lifting. That’s what nurses are for …


jonfuckshisaunt

I am a doctor and I always help my nurses lift patients in the ICU. Most physicians don't, and most nurses even make the nursing aid or nursing techs do it. But depends hospital to hospital


ZuhkoYi

... are you Jon?


John-John-3

🤣... No law says doctors can't be as depraved as the rest of us.


jonfuckshisaunt

It's a reference to jon snow, nothing sinister.


Occasional-Mermaid

Well…>!he did kill her..so a *little* sinister!<


DeadpanWords

Nurse here. Thank you for not acting like an entitled prick. If I actually get to open my own facility, any doctor who thinks they are too good to help someone with "menial" tasks is apparently too good to work for me and can GTFO with that shit.


SlowRoastBro

Very true.


mcbuca02

In small practices some doctors do! I’ve seen it in adult special needs facilities I’ve visited, for example.


theplushpairing

And here I am using my own two legs like a sucker


LawBorne302

I am a doctor and I'll have the nurse take offense of that for me. /s Honestly though, any good doctor does their own lions share of work. Though I have indeed met those who I honestly thought the nurse should have been the doctor considering how much they did.


Raven123x

Nurse here Fuck off - doctors absolutely do heavy lifting at times.


Randomcheeseslices

Blink twice if the doctors still watching


Careless_Rub_7996

and underpaid.


olddrybones83

Not even them. We have health care aides that do all.


SilverVoid02

Nurses? Lol. That’s what the CNAs are for.


Effective_Painter_78

Nurses?? You mean CNAs? Lol


drman769

And those of us who are caregivers to paralyzed people. I would love to have this for my father.


DrSamsquantch

Yeah because we totally have the funds for these. We will only see these in private healthcare.


AdAdministrative3606

I work in care. We already have slings, hoists and stand aids that do the same job as this equipment for what's probably a fraction of the cost. If you work in a care setting and you're lifting someone manually (except in a dire emergency), then you're doing it wrong. You're not only risking injury to yourself and to them, but you're compromising their dignity. Edit: I work in a country with free healthcare where equipment like this is provided to people who need it, so having to physically lift and shift is probably more of an issue in those that don't. That said, carers working in those countries are unlikely to have access to the kit in the video, either.


Most-Bench6465

This would of been great when I had a cage around my leg and couldn’t get out of bed without assistance last year. My dignity was gone from week 1 and I had to go through it for 4 months. Wouldn’t be able to help me sit in chairs tho but just the getting out of bed part would of been nice.


LethalBaboon

The aides in nursing homes would love these. They make similar non automated versions of the lift already. The maintenance people would likely hate the beds. A lot of parts to break on that


Overall_Jellyfish_13

We use manual versions these is hospitals and I very much suggest them to anyone who moves a person regularly. Here is a link for anyone that it can help. Take care of your back! https://www.rehabmart.com/product/sara-stedy-patient-transfer-aid-47686.html


Karmacamelian

This is the answer.


mitkase

My older sister used to move my youngest sister with MS from bed to chair to bathroom, etc. My older sister was in shape specifically for this purpose, and it was still extremely difficult. There were devices that could help, but extremely unwieldy and usually only appropriate for getting someone out of bed and into a chair, not the rest. This would have been amazing for both of them.


ClockWhole

Yeah I think this could be super beneficial. Awesome


rd2142

every walmart kart rider is drooling over this


TheScrobber

Ah, I thought 'the porn industry '


jldangle

That would be only a matter of time, for certain.


mitkase

It’s like there should be a rule for that or something.


Imsotired365

I have voted this for one reason and one reason only. Because a bunch of ablest cretins out there we’re probably thinking this way disabled people get hold down a job. It’s the porn industry!


Loofyboy

Until it malfunctions…


_We_Are_DooMeD

Skynet..


grahmzilla

![gif](giphy|RfEbMBTPQ7MOY)


Colinoscopy90

Not gonna lie when I read the title I thought this was gonna be another sex bot but no this is actually really cool for those that need it.


cssmith2011cs

This honestly looks like a step in the direction of a Wall-e society


Chains_Booth

Well put


beowhulf

.....and obese americans I'll see myself out


TrevastyPlague

My favourite comment of the year


Brew-Drink-Repeat

There was me thinking fatty boom booms. But yeah, I supposed the disabled or elderly may get a look in as well…


prime1433

wall e robots


screwspiders

You beat me to it, ha. Fat Americans are absolutely the target market. That should ensure poor people with disabilities won't have access. This is what happened with Botox. It was used as a treatment for cp (and other medical issues) until they realized it made rich, white wrinkles disappear. Supply all went to the more expensive, plastic surgery, making it difficult for those with medical issues to gain access.


Luis1126

Or… let’s think critically about this… it could be used for handicap people.


shadowdash66

You're making too much sense.


Taint_What_You_Do

Or it could be used *to* hadicap people.


ProfessorPihkal

Morbid obesity is a disability, usually a self-inflicted one, but still a disability.


DerSprocket

That's what happens when Healthcare is a for profit industry.


Taint_What_You_Do

It's not health*care* at all, it's just a medical industry.


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DerSprocket

That's assuming supply is handled as a private business rather than a contained system.


Dropdeadfredb

It's ironic that it would be marketed for fat Americans but doesn't look big enough to accommodate them at all.


planvital

Doesn’t make sense when you consider the correlation of wealth with fitness. The wealthy are generally not obese in America compared to the poor.


MilkofGuthix

Know someone watching CP? Give them botox and they'll be a nonce more


HelperHelpingIHope

Sorry to tell you but fat people aren’t exclusive to the U.S.


matty_low

"I was giving you a warning, not an idea!" \- every author of a dystopian work


potentformula

It takes you directly to Walmart.


sirrustalot29

*heavy breathing intensifies*


vizirjenkins

Probably me after my wife plows my ass with the 24 incher.


MaximusOnslaught

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


MidContrast

hey we dont kink shame here, but this is a Wendy's


JokerDeity

Umm step sis?


Nixher

"bbw step sis fucked after getting stuck in a human forklift"


Luzet-

This actually made me spit up my water lmao


omfgBEARSrok

I made me half hard.


Nixher

That's what she said. "bbw step sis squirts, after getting fucked whilst getting stuck in a human forklift"


bigbilly1234567899

Bruh you got me with this comment lmao 💀


Technical_Tank_7282

Lol.


Equizotic

![gif](giphy|HSLbIjLk2GsBa|downsized)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|UAAE6A5eCKp3unB2kF)


kermit_vs_commuism

good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Untiltheend54

Good Bot


luckydrzew

Gooder? Human


Untiltheend54

Goodest Human


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iovec

Well I guess I’m not as sexually frustrated as I thought, my first thought was drunk people


gregusmeus

Well that could be said about literally anything.


ichillonforums

🤔🤔 r/angryupvote


HiddenWhispers970

I’m sorry, but it would be absolutely hilarious to see two people naked going doggy style while riding this thing in either in their house or a Walmart.


1FancyPerspective

The obese population of America?


TheDeafDad

Soon to be super obese when they get their hands on this gadget


minion_boss

Yes America fat. Have you been to other countries lately? They are catching up.


Elestriel

I doubt we have enough lithium for all the batteries we'd have to manufacture for that many robots!


booboolurker

All of you people seriously saying only lazy fat people would want this are jerks and probably bullied people growing up. Ever hear of the elderly? The disabled? Maybe people recovering from surgery? Get a grip


V_es

It is most definitely for heavily injured and disabled people. I think everyone understand that and just being silly.


Johntballin

Easy, ever heard of a lil thing called a harmless joke?


astardB

Bigboi detected


ComprehensiveBox4297

But a lot of our larger brethren will be utilising this technology, you must admit.


addage-

It’s weird. I live with someone who can barely walk and has had many concussions from falling. Development of devices like this is a good thing. But all Reddit can do is make fat jokes.


KTO-Potato

Anyone who has had serious back issues knows how awesome this would be.


Just-Bothered

Oh my god this would have helped so much when I had severe muscle shearing in my lower back. At the hospital I was too injured to get out of the wheelchair to check my weight and height, or in and out of the MRI machine so it became the job of two poor nurses to cautiously lift my immobile, rather tall and heavy self. This machine could have totally prevented the further muscle tearing I had to go through just to *receive* *treatment*


King-of-Karthadasht

Was thinking exactly the same thing haha. This would have been my best friend post-op.


InspectorWestern5113

That was my first thought. I could have used this. After back surgery #2 the physical therapist who came to get me out of bed for the initial "make you stand up 6 hours after surgery" walk to the door and back was like five foot one. I'm 6 foot seven. All I could think was "Lady, I appreciate you, but if I go down we're both screwed."


RoninSoul

Medical stand-up wheel chairs that allow the elderly and those with paralysis to move around without the need of another person. Reddit comments: **"ITS FOR FAT AMERICANS!!"** *It's easier to hate than it is to love.*


bluetheslinky

surprisingly, it seems to be a pretty even split between "this is great for people with disabilities and the elderly" "this would be used for sex/porn" and the aforementioned "ITS FOR FAT AMERICANS!!"


LiberalAspergers

Damn, my mind read the post title and went straight to porn. But I suppose fat people could use it too.


Prokletnost

how reddit mods move about their moms basement.


Pizza-n-Coffee37

This would be great for the nursing/physical therapy industry that makes it difficult to pick up people after surgery. The only issue is it would have to be gentle enough on the patient. Plus it seems you need one of those fancy beds too.


Vesper_0481

I mean, if you have the money to buy the fancy robot in the first place, the fancy bed shouldn't be that far away from your reach... Also I don't think the robot is made to just completely set aside the necessity of having a care taker there, just facilitate their job. In this cenario, the caretaker could help the patient to turn and sit on the bed so the robot could do it's part.


bodhiseppuku

My grandmother was a big lady... 6'3" and about 400lbs. When she was unable to take care of herself, she moved to an assisted living center. She had to go to a place that worked with large/heavy patients. They had al kinds of machines to help the nurses move her from bed to the toilet, shower, help her get out of bed, dressed, and then she could walk with a walker. There are many people with mobility issues that this device would help.


Consistent-Crow-822

Nicacado avocado gonna go for the Reddit mod look


Vesper_0481

Isn't he already there?


savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvva

Ethan Klein?


PastorTrunks

niko avocado


phantomofthepier

Headed to our final form.. Wall-E humans.


CodeMonkeyX

I think this would be a game changer for people in wheelchairs. I think some can manage on their own, but I imagine a great number need help just to get out of bed.


Waluigithefake1

Discord mod simulator 2k23


Necessary_Bobcat7239

I love that people work behind the scenes tirelessly to ensure anyone with physical issues can have as good a life as possible.


olskooldad

I’ve been a physical therapist for over 25 years. The mobility and independence that this could give to some people, and the burden this could relieve off caregivers, is awesome!


JustNilt

Yeah, the end user will be those with severe mobility restrictions. For those of us who have progressive mobility issues, this is ***hope***. It means I may not end up in an assisted care facility when my wife can't pick me up and move me to a transfer chair then move me to the couch. GFY if you can't handle the concept that we'd like to remain as independent as possible as long as possible.


shesaysdisco

Holy shit we get it, y’all hate fat and disabled people!


Imsotired365

Paraplegics? Nurses who need to carry paraplegics? Nurses in the hospital, rehab centers, People who have back injuries and then some. I wonder what they’re sarcastically implying in this post?


Mortimer_and_Rabbit

I get the shade you're throwing but this is way more for the nurses that have to lift and transport patients than it is for the patients themselves. They already have tools and machinery that does this, the innovation here is that it takes a massive amount of the physical load off of the caregivers.


Atlas4218

![gif](giphy|1201hONkUdpK36)


STierCounterpick

Yo shoutout to wall-e


wkdkngwkr

![gif](giphy|HSLbIjLk2GsBa|downsized) Still waiting on those pizza plants....


twrrordom3

Wow!!! I really could have used this when I ruptured a disc in my back.


xtzferocity

What a great step forward in accessibility for everyone. I love this. Regardless of who you are if it makes everyday tasks easier I say go for it.


WarmForbiddenDonut

This would be amazing for families like mine, who have disabled children that are now adults and need full manual handling from bed to wheelchair. We would like to dream of something like this but we all know the reality, that nothing will ever get supplied in a reasonable amount of time without a great fight.


itsshcraft

Amazing for caregivers. This could help to not have a night nurse too. I'm so impressed


wreact

This could seriously help a lot of people with mobility issues.


DryButterscotch2643

People paralyzed from the waist down?


rjbassman

My grandma would’ve been glad to get up in this before she passed. Dementia is quite the bitch


Shoddy-Season-9212

For our elderly


HiddenWhispers970

These would be amazing for nursing homes!


AyatollahofRR

These will be bumping into each other at Walmart by the middle of the summer!


Jump-Plane

Ah… this will make it easier to store the workers once they’re done working. r/boringdystopia


riougenkaku

My handicapped sis stucked on hi tech machine


erinkjean

This guy? ![gif](giphy|KDhFjSRYNcIGsBxkIo|downsized)


Gofastnut

I think this would be awesome for ppl recovering from serious surgery. If they had a toilet that would work with that robot, even better. I’m a fat guy, but I get around fine. However, I had a very serious surgery a few years ago that left me almost completely bed ridden for two weeks. This would have been a great help to my wife. Well, that and a bigger house.


shadowdash66

Looks awesome for some handicap people


No_Cobbler8335

I take your in tire tock


ubzrvnT

Madison Cawthorn before he humps his next victim


KraljZ

Paraplegics?


MainerMan2020

Madison Cawthorne?


Anes33

u/savevideobot


Anes33

Who makes these?


BRNST0RM

r/walmartshoppers


gowke

Aand up you go to the waiting area, nothing wrong with you


Valuable_Material_26

People with clean flat floors?


TooDamFast

Nursing homes would buy a lot of these.


DupontPFAs

people with spinal injuries?


Gregorysantana01

Me on my way to take my morning shit


EliteElias

Wroom wroom idiots


Goliath_theGargoyle

Anyone who has experienced significant back pain, this appear to be miraculous. Bless this invention and the inventor.


Vellarain

This kind if tech would be a fucking spine saver in nursing homes where ordalies have to manhandle the infirm.


Equivalent-Spend-430

A Billionaires Sex Doll? Bring me Violet tonight! eeoooooooo


_Kzero_

Omg yes


PoisonousPanacea

Taking a seat Lore


uwillnotgotospace

That company from Wall-E?


Watchtheskies1986

Ten ton tessa the third


LeCholax

I've seen this before.


NotToast2000

As a handicapped person I have to say this is awesome. I luckily can Transfer from bed to wheelchair myself, but I have a lot of friends who could really benefit from this. One thing less in the morning where you need to be assisted is always cool.


dandins

hey bot Im awake, bring me back to my pc!


ro_thunder

Shut up and take my money!


fallout_forsaken

And here we see the average discord mods daily life


Aramedlig

Trump needs this after he’s eaten all his hamburders


Shadegloom

This looks lovely for someone who is paralyzed or had other limiting disabilities. Also for lazy people lol


lolokuhhhnintendowii

Fat 32 year old neck beards after fapping for an hour straight to genshin impact feet and vore images and finally their 2 mm defeater ejaculates and then then deciding to go back to the tub to watch some more big titty girl animes on the tv.


Yep412

Hahahahah ima love your girl in this...she gonna really need it once I'm done🤷‍♂️🙃😂


caleb9311

Fucking Wall-E looking ass


ContemplatingPrison

Looks expensive like my doctor bill will go up if they buy one or two of these


Unicron_Tomato

The end user will be all of us. Remember that. My humans.


satori0320

Coin operated wrack in the Walmart parking lot...


FlinnyWinny

.... The elderly and disabled?


mtcwby

It looks really useful. Especially when the patient is very heavy. That said, all I can think of is Homer saying "Bed goes up, bed goes down."


equalsolstice

I immediately thought professor x lmao


map00p00

Gamers... HelpmeBot, take me to the shitter.


Engineeringfellow

Software developers


Potential_Ad_6921

Fatty fuckin ding dong


boothbygraffoe

A few steps closer to Wall-E everyday…


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEpppppp

This would be perfect for nikocado, oh wait, it would break, almost forgot


SingularityOfOne

lazy fucking stoners ​ \-lazy fuckin stoner


thrilltender

My 87 yo grandma?


UK_Mosh

Someone hit Nicacado Avacado up, looks like this is right up his alley.


bumhead1432

Me


pirateworks

![gif](giphy|4KkSbPnZ5Skec)


SuddenlyElga

George Costanza


hindsight11981

CC: Tom Segura


TheMessia1

I just watched Wally?