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sactownproud

The most vague thing I’ve ever read


NevermoreSEA

Maybe this is one of those choose your own adventure things.


Wiserman64

Grant Williams tries to tell your team to execute better after going 1 for 5 on threes. Do you strike him during the timeout or do you passive aggressively ignore him, possibly letting the speeches continue


Negative-Isopod-8432

It’s a big game, and Jayson Tatum keeps missing shots. Do you tell him to stop shooting his side-step three and possibly anger your star player, or do you let him continue to miss shots during the game? With either choice, Jayson Tatum will post a story of his son on Snapchat after the game


DJRyGuy20

There is no winning option here.


LessThanCleverName

Grant Williams gonna freak out when I leave my finger on him to save the page while I read the options and make sure I got it right.


Hamsterupyourass

Wtf did he do lol this is so weird


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He turned me into a newt


CatGatherer

I got bettah


JKLreindeer

A witch!!!


sequoia2075

BURN HIM


AngsMcgyvr

I think he leaked GTA 6


RedSunGo

Lmao “ladies and gentlemen, we got em”


PootieTooGood

Something bad if they’re trying to get ahead of the news


frodounchained

miles bridges was horrible and we got details this is weird wonder wtf he did


DankSmellingNipples

My guess is it’s something which borders on a potential cheating scandal and the Celtics are like holy fuck no way we have to get in front of this Edit: different kind of cheating but hey


the_dinks

Without any supporting details, I think it's safe to assume that he did 9/11.


ThatInception

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!


whtge8

He did?


LeinenRates

No.. but are we just going to wait around until he does??!!!


AxCel91

One of the best exchanges of all time


OMG_Someone

He tried to out pizza the hut


Obi_Wan_Benobi

That son of a bitch.


AlekRivard

He went in the pool less than an hour after eating


frodounchained

Started a crypto currency


mechnick2

Ordered Starbucks instead of Dunkin


HomoChef

GUIDELINES, MAN. THE SACRED GUIDELINES. IF WE DO NOT HAVE THE GUIDELINES, WHAT DOES THAT SAY OF SOCIETY?!


Andrewski18

There’s a chance that he might be suspended for an unspecified amount of time for something he may or may not have done…how much more clear can we make it?


ItsKBS

He probably beat up Tatum after that terrible finals performance


ItssethL22

He fucked someone he had no business fucking


shammmgodd

jayson tatum?


Im__Ron__Burgundy

How do I get this on League Pass


BronBronBall

You can try but since your a Celtics fans it would probably be a blackout


Im__Ron__Burgundy

Mmm sounds even more fun


Jballzs13

“Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry?!”


[deleted]

What in the world could he have doneV?? This is NOT common for coaches. Must’ve been pretty damn bad


Mac_Gold

He also slept with Adam Levine


blondechinesehair

Who hasn’t?


Raptors2017champs

Anthony Edwards 💀💀


Dquestion5

I’m assuming it was something sexual or serious behavior like hurting someone. What else could it could be?


Beach_house_on_fire

They are trying to get ahead of it. That’s a awful sign. He must’ve did something bad. This isn’t like got into a shouting match or broke something level. This is some form of assault level or something that would be perceived as awful by the public. This is like they don’t want to lose him as a coach statement and are trying to come up with their own discipline


itskinotime

Yup. Incoming TMZ video of some crazy shit


Wasabi_Guacamole

he used anal beads to win the ECF


Kyunbhai

Hans catching strays.


woShame12

Never thought anal beads would make me think of Chess, but we're in the weirdest fucking timeline.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Imagine pulling out 8 big black balls from your ass then thinking about that Botez Gambit you made in high school.


InSearchofOMG

Ahhh, when r/nba and r/chess combine, the crossover episode we don't deserve


RainierPC

Getting instructions from a basketball AI.


Excellent-Zombie-470

The AI is just NBA 2K set to 'hall of fame' difficulty


Middle-Camel

Is he willing to coach naked though


mr_foreverman

The basketball speaks for itself


kickstandheadass

Dm's? Like raunchy messages to people he should not be sending raunchy messages to under any circumstances......


jmbourn45

I may need to see the booty Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk


itskinotime

Grant Williams body is absurd…


TheMagicalLlama

I legit laughed at this. Goddamn lavine


ElectroStaticSpeaker

The strange mechanism of teams to "get ahead of it" by leaking random nonsense to NBA journalists is so weird.


GroovyQschoolboy

Public relations is a game my friend


Beach_house_on_fire

It’s pr tactics. It’s trying to be like we are getting ahead of the situation and setting our boundaries. Let’s them have more control over the situation and punishment .


kickstandheadass

Yeah, looks worse for the organization if they don't take some form of action. Story is coming out anyway, might as well do anything you can to save face.


Qweter1

It’s to demonstrate they’re taking accountability. It’s bad to have a coach that does something terrible, it’s even worse to look like you enabled it.


PM_ME_YOUR_TEDDYS

DV, Drugs, Affair with someone in the organization.


mattw08

Definitely had relations with someone in the organization. Anything else might mean immediate firing, rehab, or NBA investing.


Diogenes81

Be awesome if he was doing lines on camera like that dolphins coach or Rob Ford. Jk lol . I'd like to see that video though.


Someonediffernt

I dunno I feel like he's earned it, also I doubt its coke cause Quinn Snyder looks like he uses his clipboard to rail lines in time outs every time I see him


naijaboiler

nah likely fucked some lady in the org


kidkuro

Bruh is engaged to and has a kid with Nia Long...buggin if that's true


kickstandheadass

Jay Z cheated on Beyonce. Halle Berry and Eve Longoria got cheated on. Some men just get off on cheating or honestly don't care.


slutwhipper

Yeah it's not about looks. The women men cheat with usually aren't better-looking than their partners from what I've seen.


dreamz7013

Pique cheated on Shakira. Hips do lie.


youguanbumen

https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1572756226953338880 This tweet is... interesting


Expensive-Rip3370

Damn, someone snitched from their burner.


BAHatesToFly

The Twitter detectives in the replies think it is Noah Vonleh.


r_slash

The replies have some good detective work. This account also tweeted some detailed stuff about the NBA salary cap. Someone from the Celtics front office?


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jpaxlux

Could be gambling. Different league, but Calvin Ridley got caught doing the bare minimum and they dropped the hammer on his ass for a year. I assume if it was drug or sex-related, they'd be thinking about firing him instead of suspending.


mattw08

Gambling would come from the NBA not organization


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bob_dole-

And they dropping it this late at night


Comfortable-Panda130

Wording is strange…team guidelines not nba guidelines…during the off-season. Really strange


rytr37

This has a very concerning level of vagueness


billcosbyinspace

wtf did he do that’s bad enough for an insane suspension but not bad enough to get straight up fired??


mahcus36

Yeah I’m struggling to think of something that fits that criteria. Normally it’s either a mild suspension or outright firing


Allstate85

Some sort of employee misconduct, any cheating in game, vaccine, tampering would get handled by the league. So some sort of harassment/drug/toxic environment would fit.


syllabic

maybe some light treason


JustWantedPeanuts

There's always money in the banana stand


cityofklompton

If it's bad, this could be a situation where the news was going to break very soon anyway, and the Celtics are just trying to get ahead of it here in an attempt to limit the fallout. Could be an "indefinite" suspension that eventually presages a firing once the organization has "completed a full investigation."


rocketsball_fan

My guess is he may have done something that would qualify as a fireable offense, but the Celtics are getting ahead and punishing him heavily in advance so he can still keep his job.


Tormundo

Yeah it's something where if he was a mediocre coach he would be fired but he's so good they're going to try to get away with a long suspension. My guess is they leak it soon and go by public outrage


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Has to be given the vagueness and “getting out in front” element Abuse probably


TeTrodoToxin4

Got Marcus with a switch for flopping during a scrimmage. Or he called the team a bunch of slugs.


Skedd

TMZ will tell us soon


see_four

He was the one who leaked GTA 6


xXTheRacerXx

God damn… he must’ve done something terrible. That’s the most vague statement ever for something as breaking as this.


[deleted]

The hell could it even be


Sweatytubesock

Sex with a player.


lronicGasping

"Alright Ime it's time, put the Kobe mask on"


choose_uh_username

Disrespected Dunkin?


NotClayMerritt

Brad Stevens found out he has a Starbucks rewards card


cesga_0218

They way it's worded seems like they're trying to get ahead of whatever it is before it leaks out


BismackMyBiyombo

cocaine


shammmgodd

quin snyder did that daily it had to be something worse


thevisitor

He looked like Norman Osborne at some point.


tagen

You know i’m something of a coke fiend myself


Down_2

I feel validated knowing I’m not the only one that says that Quin Snyder always looks like he’s coked out.


frodounchained

Arby’s


CaptainPhillips1

Oh ok now it makes sense


acosmichippo

presumably no legal trouble or there would be reporting on it. My guess is some internal HR stuff, maybe inappropriate interactions with staff.


staymelooo

He smashed Nia Long in his office ??


goldfish_11

He’s getting suspended, not a banner in the rafters.


tstew23

F5 season is back baby


Spinexel

Either terrible or not bad enough for the NBA to enforce yet still bad enough for the Celtics to No in-between


RulersBack

Security cam got him stepping on the Celtics logo like kyrie


Spinexel

Would justify the punishment


arcticpoppy

If it’s bad enough to warrant a ‘significant suspension’ from the team there’s gotta be some involvement/punishments coming from the league, no?


Barbell_Flyes

he told Jaylen Brown to get vaxxed


AlekRivard

Vaxxed him while he was sleeping lmfao


SendDavionNudes

As long as he told him it was a prank afterwards he’d be fine


rcoffers

What dat boi do


TigerBasket

Killed 5 hookers like that Craig James guy


brett23

# CJK5H


NedFriarson49

He banged an intern.


skulman7

If he cheated on Nia Long, he should be banned from the league


HJVibes

My only regret is too young for...


VictorAkwaowo1

#ELECTRIC CHAIR


GillbergsAdvocate

Straight to jail


JVVVK

[This](https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1572756226953338880) was posted around an hour before Woj


demianin

Wtf


Srikkk

He broke the code


sleepy416

He didn’t tek the plej


onlymostlydeadd

damn old school r/nba memes were the best


Elmos_Voice

2012-2017 /r/nba was the best times man


TouchdownRaiden

I can’t believe I forgot about that


SeaBank_

This takes me back to simpler times


SmokeyBare

Tell me about it


Persona9994

Immortalized hof quote


RedditAdminsChugCum

Damn this sub was goated back then. I took da plej


hamburgl4r

Lol i found it https://youtu.be/NJQDRUjY2Sc


currysankle

God I miss this reference


Zachkah

Woah, blast from the past


bbuucckk

It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.


TheRealHenryG

the andersons got tickets??


HelpMePlease420-69

Where’s Windhorst when we need him


LeMaoZeBron23

Why would Ime do that? *to bang an intern?* No.


TylerL8N2

The Celtics preemptively suspend Ime Udoka. *windshield wiper fingers* Now why is that? *windshield wiper fingers* Why would the Celtics do that?


AdmiralWackbar

It’s like when you bake a batch of cookies, and you’re eating them. They’re delicious. Then you realize they’re peanut butter cookies, and your allergic to them. That. That is what it is like to be the Celtics right now. You were so infatuated with the cookie you didn’t even realize that cookie was poisonous. Now you ask, what does this all have to do with Lebron James, let me tell you….


fredward321

I decided to check Reddit right before going to bed. Big mistake lol now I’m gonna stay up refreshing Reddit and twitter to find out wtf he did


himetalchemy7

F5 SZN…


JoJonesy

hm. well that's not good time to speculate wildly about what he did ig


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

The queen


JoJonesy

we're the *Celtics,* we'd probably give him a Tommy Award for that


UjiriWatcher

https://twitter.com/hijab_creator/status/1572756226953338880?s=46&t=q2nZVkpBp-9yKhdleZmO6g Tweeted an hour before suspension


[deleted]

That’s gotta be someone’s burner lol


TokyoS4l

“Does he know?”


Quinnett

Colangeo is back in the game.


eaglessoar

half this guys posts are hilarious > saw a rat the size of a rat-sized dog > People don’t want to admit that pikachus are technically rats and would be hunted for sport in any just society > I kinda think if you’re able to kill a few people with a bow and arrow it should be allowed


DoctorBreakfast

> The innocent girls don’t want to think about john mulaney valiantly dicking down olivia munn. It’s only the brave warriors like me who will face the mental image head on So true


Quinnett

I don’t know who this person is, but it’s clear they are a highly credible source for information on any topic.


Frankly_Frank_

Went from 0-100 with that last one holly shit.


jaypenn3

Now we know what Udoka did


HotPie_

We need to talk about Ime.


Super_Saiyan_Carl

My favorite is “It’s a Wonderful Life is anti-suicide propaganda.”


blondechinesehair

“Juan Benet Ramsey”


tinoasprilla

we need to talk about hijabcreator


bourgewonsie

This guy is out here tweeting about Mitski, the intersection of NBA fandom and Mitski fandom is wicked small lol


___ongo___gablogian

But a long suspension for an affair? Doesn’t make sense


RyanWalts

It could if it involved sleeping with someone he really shouldn’t have like team staff, depending on their position.


karim12100

The Minnesota GM got fired doing something like that last year.


MikeRotch4756

Probably my wife


jmcnea

Friday’s the one year anniversary of Gersson Rosas being fired for exactly that reason


cb148

It does if it’s someone who’s in the organization or a wife of someone in the organization.


BUSean

Wyc Grousbeck: *Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...*


Intelligent_Block_95

What say we order up some pasta?


wasabimcdouble

HE KILLED THE QUEEN


Our-Gardian-Angel

I must kill...the Queen.


jwick89

Hey! It’s Enrico Pelazzo!


Ye_Biz

Also wtf when did Woj get his own banner


Raptorsthrowaway1

It looks like he made it himself on his Blackberry


ss_lmtd

The fact that this is coming from the team and not the ~~organization~~ league, to me, makes it sound very, very bad. When your own team, who usually covers your ass, is the first to announce this, they're trying to save face before the truth comes out. Not a good look at all.


malowry0124

"The head coach of the NBA runner-up might get suspended and I can't/won't tell you why." Okay? Thanks?


grand_insom

Only things I could think of are: 1. Fighting with a Celtic staff member 2. Sleeping with someone in the organization Anything else more serious wouldnt just be a possible suspension or just organizational guidelines.


jonsnowKITN

Ayo what he do


shammmgodd

he poured the milk first


Sim888

> including a significant suspension jeezus…what the hell has he done?


CoolingVent

Most likely a person


harry_heymann

Sounds like either drugs or violence. Gambling would go to the league not just the team. What else could be this serious? Whatever it is....oof. Not good for The Celtics.


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Drugs are not worth even a suspension maybe a fine or rehab Violence is the only thing


eagles1990

I heard he got caught jerking off on the roof of the arena while yelling “I can do whatever the fuck I want”


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nonresponsive

The fact that it's vague and came out of nowhere means it's definitely big. Usually there's some rumors and tweets before suspension is even mentioned.


nzzm22

bet the celtics under win total before odds change


DreTownblues

For real, We out here imploding before the season even starts


zerefyagami

He hacked Doc Rivers' twitter.


Shadyo

Holy fuck , what could he have done if he’s gonna get a significant suspension?


NewAccountNow

Hookers, cocaine, and meth all at once or nothing


wwaffles

Shams just tweeted that he had an affair with a female member of the team staff [https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1572810579105939457](https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1572810579105939457)


nysraved

Be right back, gonna peruse Nia Long’s IG for the sake of investigative journalism


CubsBearsIlliniBulls

Tyfys


nuketoober27

That pre-season championship odds post didn’t age well


Apart-Cucumber-7090

Just bad news after bad news over in Bean town