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Preview to season 3 attachments


James_099

Must be the tv show attachments.


Jagosaurus

#MasterCHEEKS


Radi0123

goddamnit, I came here to say the same thing


NutmegOnEggs

#r/beatmetoit


Celestial-being326

r/beatmeattoit


Captain_Jeep

That's just an early version of the autojacker it didint fit seamlessly inside the armor in its early stages


the615Butcher

This *is* a natural formation 😏


Heliolord

Ain't nothin' natural about superhuman Spartan dick.


NutmegOnEggs

The penis of a demigod is worthy of 4 novels 3 textbooks and 26 movies. Dont insult him by saying "superhuman". Weak.


Blaky039

Yes, he uses it to bang prisoners of War


GenericLegionRecruit

aint no way chief clappin dem grunts 😭😭😭


crimson_55

[he is](https://youtu.be/NQlG8TlLE4w)


GenericLegionRecruit

NOOOOOOOOOOO 😭


ToaTAK

WHY DID YOY REMIND ME?


ACanadianPenguin

He just like me fr


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I doubt this bothers anyone else but I feel like the host should play as Chief and the other player(s) should play as their customized Spartan(s). It’s just weird having multiple Chiefs running around, they rectified this back in 2 by introducing the Arbiter. Plus it would just be cool as hell to play campaign as my custom Spartan.


FigmentImaginative

In Halo 2, co-op players all controlled identical Chiefs or identical Arbiters, depending on the mission. The “rectification” in Halo 3 actually just wasted the Arbiter’s character. He spends the entire game doing and saying literally nothing interesting or significant to the plot precisely because he was never allowed to do his own thing — he always had to be available for a co-op player. That being said, it would be cool to play as your custom Spartan. I just never want them to repeat what was done with Halo 3 co-op and waste another interesting character like that.


MilkMan0096

Halo 2 actually had you play as multiplayer Master Chiefs in his levels and multiple Arbiters in his levels, but I agree with the sentiment.


FreakNasty94

Hmm I though it be bigger. (Palmer probably)


FigmentImaginative

Makes sense, [considering what shes probably used to by now](https://youtu.be/2tkhrHw0bRo).


iambread7392

I hope we get armor attachments like that in season 3


Theleno197

No way I'm not wiggling your dongle.


MonkeysxMoo35

Oh, stop being a baby. Just wiggle it.


Dovahpriest

And now I'm forced to recall that Robot Chicken sketch. Thanks for that OP.


AdeptusShitpostus

*t h e r e i s m u c h c o c*


swagonflyyyy

Jimmy Rings with his dingaling.


redheadwes

Huh, I expected it to be taller.


MaouOni

It's because he was kinda sad in the photo (who wouldn't... being said you can't fuck an hologram?)


The_Muddy_Wolf

Is that not the barrel tip of the battle rifle?


Famous-Jackfruit2947

Shhhhh


rookieseaman

No the devs put in an invisible penis, obviously.


Chilidawg

Chief still has a suppressor canonically.


Few_Air2100

Hubba hubba


batchelder2020

\*Whistles then sees this\* "This isn't the Chum Bucket!!!"


TemporaryReality5447

Turns on autojacker


TheMawsJawzTM

*I don't know, it's kinda like a switch?*


iCatmire

Someone pls explain


DerKleinmeister

Its the Tip of a BR, that Shows in an... unusual way.


AutumnOnFire

It's a switch. Hey Grif, try flicking it.


Heliolord

Fake. Chief's dong is clearly concealed beneath his armor. You can tell because chief's actual dong is longer than that sniper rifle.


slatourelle

r/mildlypenis


FacedCrown

Yeah, the autojacker.


ToeKnee_Cool_Guy

Halo show is cannon, confirmed


pissed_off_pepe

Master Cock


McJamIsSingleF

Master Cock


Lumenir

Master pp


pastalex42

Sir, cranking my hog


NoSandwich4106

Kinda small


Kadeo64

Take into account chief is 7 feet tall


MaybeAdrian

Small? I think that the size is alright, to be fair is even big.


Spartan-023

Predator vision master beef.


FireMaker125

Paramount Halo flashbacks


MjrTms

TV show Chief is leaking into the games.