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Robert_Moses

I often perform the sacrificial squat. Worth it.


redheadwes

It’s the noblest of them all. Ridicule of the enemy, no matter the cost.


TheTexanCrusader

Always hit them and pop off a few shots to alert the other enemies, let them kill you, just so you can show them it’s personal and you don’t care about winning, just killing them.


PBTUCAZ

It's not about the K/D, it's about sending a message


chrisGNR

It’s the principality.


Rawrz720

Happens all the time lol


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

Ah nothing like a good ol “back smack”


Ablebeetle

Sometimes when I'm *really* ahead, I'll walk out into to the open and do a sacrificial squat with no body


uniteduniverse

Worth everytime!


FortunePayback

What about the one where I shoot into the air and spin like crazy? That one's my personal favorite.


bluejay55669

The high flyer shooter


AIpacaman

Excellent taste


greymalken

I call that the “my mom” Bonus points if you’re stuck in a corner, alternating looking straight up/straight down, ringed by primed plasma grenades. The dual analog sticks broke her brain.


KaptainKari5ma

good choice


goonerhsmith

Always been a fan of the long pause staring at their body followed by a shake of the head.


SithTrainer

I LOVE running up and giving them shakes of disapproval... the opposite, which was happening a lot during the beginning of Infinite and the Tenrai event, show your respects with a slow bow down.


esquire-u

This is the way.


TBWILD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lOohpo8ZIM


redheadwes

It’s become very clear that I’m going to have to make a revised version of this down the line. Never knew the “ball dragger” was so popular, as well as the upwards-facing spin-and-fire. Also unforgivable that I didn’t include a full-squad slam. Thanks for your feedback, everyone! ☕️


RichDudly

Can't forget the fly-by where you quickly sprint up, t-bag once or twice and sprint away so you don't die


whatsyourthrowaway

I think of it more as a schmear than a drag, personally. It's not about my action, it's about what's left behind.


DoctorBoson

Don't forget the tac-bag


Elogotar

Dip, dip, potato chip!


Handlebar_Therapy

I've been *PROMOTED*!!!


[deleted]

What are you doing step-Spartan?


AccipiterDomare

Comedy gold


The_Poster_Nutbag

Is it though? Is it?


montgomeryespn

peak reddit humor


AccipiterDomare

It made me laugh, and I’m clearly highbrow.


Citypanda23

Back smack is the most toxic


itisnear

And the kinkiest 😏


RetroH3X

I like to call that the donkey punch


TeenLaqueefer69

I personally consider the long pause being akin to letting a tea bag soak, momentarily, just before a swift release.


redheadwes

Very cultured! Thought about naming it “savor the flavor,” but I’m trying to keep it family friendly over here.


SithTrainer

Ahh yes... the 16+ audience. What happened to Rated M Halo and all the convincing it took to get my parents to buy it for me?


TeenLaqueefer69

Thankfully we have this to communicate to the parents what degree, sexually, of tea bagging is taking place, so they can decide if its appropriate for their 16-18 age range child. Gratuitous tbagging in online multiplayer destroyed any reason to even have ratings


TeenLaqueefer69

Great post, OP. Im in tears reading this thread! If I may, my two cents on an update to this, in regards to additions to the "official" list of recognized bag styles... - dragging may have merit - one pump chump or the stop pause crouch pause stand pause run, could have merit - shooting the body while bagging - your list is comprehensive and stands on its own fine but putting team bag at the end might be a nice touch, even if its the only thing you change


redheadwes

Thank you, this is highly valuable feedback! I definitely plan on coming back to revisit this, hopefully with better, smoother animation and a more all-inclusive list. Might take me a little while, but I had a ton of fun making this and would love to give it another shot.


The_Poster_Nutbag

Really let the flavors steep


wacky1010

Gotta let it Steep


[deleted]

And this is what we refer to as “finishing the fight”


honestlyboxey

My friends call it “finishing your check” like in hockey lol


-uome-

I just call it finishing


steepledclock

I'm a back smack kinda guy


Kiwi-Fox3

Then your bros see you slappin' and run over to join in 🤌


UltimateCapAmerica

You forgot the one where you shoot at the guy you are t-bagging.


redheadwes

A variant on the Gunshot Grind. It's true, the firearm would more likely be aimed at the victim instead of straight forward. I will correct this in a future iteration. Thank you!


UltimateCapAmerica

Here: https://youtu.be/gFPj84VSszo You should watch this video for further inspiration :P


redheadwes

Hahaha this is incredible, thanks so much!


UltimateCapAmerica

Also: https://youtu.be/bBQ62qSgRB8 And remember the most toxic teabag of them all... *squad t-bag.*


redheadwes

Man I’m gonna have to make a second one of these. How could I forget to include a full-squad dunk?


UltimateCapAmerica

Remember... "The limit is your imagination... (And yeah the game mechanics). lol


Hasten117

Thats a team-bag


GarrusBueller

What about the Drop n' Drag?


zringo

Drag bag


JamesBoA

then there's a mix of all of them


TheCarloHarlo

Hyper hips + Gunshot Grind, upwards + Sacrificial Squat = the perfect combination.


schorty

I like to do the teabag drag. Not pictured here.


The84thWolf

“Mind telling me what you’re doing?” “Sir, finishing.” “…Finishing what?” “You heard what I said.”


BigChiefIV

I do hyper hips a lot. Nothing like the thrill of a kill.


Omegamanthethird

Hyper hips but usually like 2 pumps and I'm done. Like "pop, pop" run away. I don't have all day.


nappycatt

I'm a long pause guy


TBWILD

My style is faster than the basic bag but slower than hyper hips.


LoomisCenobite

Squatting has become either become my greeting or call to arms in most games since Halo...


Nosrok

No love for the nut drag? Slide over the dead corpse.


NDNTaco1983

I think it's fun to bag another person's kill. Even better if the teammate watches because, wtf? LoL. It's like a high-five for me. Hey you got one! Good job buddy! That kinda energy.


basilizks

Hyper hips ftw


cr0ss-r0ad

What about running up and teabagging guys that someone else killed. I'm not just competing with the enemy, I'm competing with *everyone*


d-codr

I go for the long pause and smear, not pictured.


Stormtrooper0117

Where are my hyper hips people at??


Argus871

Tea Bag rest Tea Bag drag Team tea bag


SzyGuy

I always mix the back smack, hyper hips and sacrificial.


OrangeMEMEnderz

The sacred ritual


BurntToast239

Sir, finishing this match (in style)


imastank69

“Prank him john”


ConfidentInsecurity

I miss playing Halo 😥 looking forward to season 2 for the new maps and armours


sauceboisuzi

sometimes i do the ball drag like a crouched back and forth motion


halos1518

What about the one where you spin round and shoot up in the air?


xchadrickx

Wait. That's illegal.


GhoulslivesMatter

Rock' n Ragdoll


StephenHawkings_Legs

If I can't teabag someone but I have a sentinel beam I'll always disintegrate their body lol


Efficient_Sea_9391

Hyper hips


chezIII

wow i have never seen myself in a halo meme but there is a first time for everything


WarGreenbird15

I do a little quick one for a good fight.


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XxSavageSharkxX

I like the far bag I can’t make it to your body but I’m still gonna bag


blocky3333

I, personally, am a fan of the Quick and Dip


Harbleflarvle

The sacrificial squat is me in TF2. It doesn’t matter if the entire enemy team is around me, I’m taunting. I always die, but it’s always worth it.


agaledri26

Forgot the bag drag! Start on one end and drag all the way to the other end!


BoxOfBlades

I like to keep moving, so if I feel like I particularly owned someone, I stop for a quick and deliberate crouch - held just longer than an instant - before moving on. You could call it a bag tag, I guess.


FatWreck92

Mine is hyper hips/back smack for 3-5 sec per kill. it's all in good fun but I get a lot of hate mail


Superdandux

Bungie called it: "celebratory couching."


Ross2552

Now they call it “pantomimed sexual assault.”


Im_Nike_Chaos

I prefer "The gentleman's bag". Walk over, pause for a second, do a single squat, then walk away


DevaPath_Winchester

Backsmack is superior


SLYR236

Sometimes I stand above them, pause for a second or two, give em one quick bag and move on


[deleted]

What do you call a combination of all of them, plus a few that were not mentioned


Iverson7x

I prescribe to the doctrine of “thou shall not bag, lest ye be bagged” With that said, I go for the long pause, because I really want them to feel it.


JamCom

You forgot the slide squat


SpartanXIII

Don't forget the classic "Hump & Run".


Simalf

99,9999999999% people i see do Hyper hips aka the "dont know how to teabag"


Ross2552

Be careful man this is gonna trigger some sensitive Bungie devs lol


sherwinharris22

What about the drag bag?


kong_yo

Depends what mood I’m in really, but back smack is my default


-uome-

"Sir, finishing."


[deleted]

Depends how much they've pissed me off


MoistCucumber

I was away from halo for a while, so not sure when the term “back smack” started, but I honestly can’t believe they passed on the opportunity to call it “pat on the back”


AaronMatthewLH

Turbo teabag


OnlyOneReturn

I do the grind and also gun smack. Like I'm wiping my butt on them.


stratusncompany

i’m the degenerate hyper hips.


Kawstick

No 360 bag smear :(


ItzSam_Playz

What the hell lol weird


BNak93

What about the Clamp Stamp


collapse1122

i keep it simple, a quick basic bag so i don't end up sacrificial


lVloogie

You missed the one where you switch weapons quickly to make it look like you're jacking it on them.


redheadwes

Holy crap, I forgot about that classic. That takes me back!


facasb

Miss the red vs blue teams


ShallowBasketcase

What about the Infinite version where you teabag the ground ten feet away from the body because everyone is desync’d as fuck.


theianmcg

The “wish you were here” tea-bag. Out snipe another sniper and you tea bag the ground beneath you as they’re forced to look from a distance


Objective-Round-8617

Don't forget the tank tbag or the wasp tbag


SaintsRobbed

Hyper Hips baby


Vanguard-003

It's an art, really.


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

What about the quick 1,2 and gone bag