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UnhealthyCheesecake

Pete Deboer has a law degree, he knows he ain’t taking a case unless it’s a slam dunk 123% chance of winning. That’s why his challenges are so good, it’s practically cheating, his immense cranium calculates the odds of winning a challenge before the controversial play even happens. That’s why he’s always frowning, he’s calculating the odds for a goaltender interference challenge in the 3rd when it’s 5 minutes into the first period.


Dadalid

Did a preds fan write this LMFAO


UnhealthyCheesecake

Alas, ‘twas me.


Heilos

This man reads plays at a PHD level.


Serene117

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Robin Lehner. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Panda. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.


UnhealthyCheesecake

*Stephenson trade happens* This has been quite possibly the best trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever.


FlurriesofFleuryFury

what did we give up for him? just checked. A FIFTH-ROUND PICK HAHAHAHA


Serene117

Yep, 5th rounder for a ppg player. Still a better deal for the other team than us getting marchy or smith or theo or karlsson


Skelassassin

The smith marchy trade is up there


joey_1324

"Do you want me on camera"


mograe

> Max Pacioretty / Chandler Stephenson / Mark Stone [Oh yeah, it's all coming together](https://en.meming.world/images/en/2/26/Oh_Yeah%2C_It%27s_All_Coming_Together.jpg) one Forward at a time.


UltSomnia

Do Pacioretty and Stone really belong on a line with our top point scorer?


mograe

If Chandler gets moved to line 3 when Eichel gets healthy, and he can keep up his scoring (doesn't even have to be at this 1 ppg pace he's been on), the VGK are going to be straight nasty.


Dadalid

“Not super impressed with Brooks so far...” and he scores Mograe in shambles


FlurriesofFleuryFury

u/mograe here's proof that we pay attention to what you say. Now quick, shit on someone else so they score


mograe

I'll happily eat crow for Thanksgiving if it means VGK goals!


mograe

Apparently he took it personally


Dadalid

# BRO I CANT WAIT TO HAVE STONE STEAL PUCKS AND FEED THEM TO EICHEL OH MY GOD


UnhealthyCheesecake

Those highlights gonna be NSFW


theatrepyro2112

ROY KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING TAKING THAT PENALTY! LET’S HEAR THAT STUPID FUCKING CHANT NOW NASHVILLE!


SRSgoblin

Oh my God, I fucking love Nashville fans and their endless supply of pasta. Spotted in the GDT: Who the fuck even is Chandler Stephenson? He sounds like a low level manager at a small to medium sized credit union. Those big front pearly chompers bursting out of his mouth screaming that he has a great benefits package including orthodontics. Probably goes home to a beautiful wife named Theresa, two thriving sons named Douglas and Peter, and has a spotted Great Dane named Oswald who has a massive dangling set of untrimmed nuts. How you gunna be a 1C on a top NHL team and be named Chandler Stephenson. Might as well be named Dansby Swanson or something. Figure it out bud.


mograe

This. This is gold.


TheSlipperyFlamingo

This is glorious.


aladyfox

FWOOSH that burned my eyebrows off


SRSgoblin

max fuckin pacioretty u dirty fuckin dog r u kiddin me holy fuck todays thanksgiving the day on which we give thanks n i want u 2 kno the things im most thankful 4 1) this monster fuckin win 2) a golden knights team chock full of rugged powerful studs with stamina 2 spare 3) pumpkin pie more like blumpkin pie rite bby gobble gobble 4) the drumstick ur gonna make me deepthroat til i choke while u pack my murky ass with rustic herb stuffing on the dining room table fuck ya 5) a family dr who doesnt ask 2 many questions happy thanksgiving evry1


FlurriesofFleuryFury

is that a copypasta or are you just finally being honest


SRSgoblin

[It's all pasta all the way down](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/75dvvr/z/do5fb1n)


SRSgoblin

So guys, now that it's intermission and you got time, [watch Rondbjerg's goal again.](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/fc74c22e-93ac-4a1c-81f4-6601abce702c.mp4) I've been posting icydata clips as they come in and it's got the least attention on r/hockey but that's a damn shame because it's easily the best goal scored tonight. Picked the pocket of one of the best defenders in the league, perfectly placed shot placement. Terrific goal.


Heilos

Oooooo that top corner snipe so good


lobsterpillow

That was a beautiful shot.


BeardedPaladin

So is that not a penalty because he scored?


Drokeep

Yep. A goal during a delayed penalty just cancels it


Heilos

You can just feel the power of having the first line back together. They're starting to click again. So happy Patches is back!


Skelassassin

Can't wait for eichel


mograe

Alex Pietrangelo: 0/0 on face-offs tonight. Thanks for the info!


UnhealthyCheesecake

Never lost a faceoff!


Vegas_Golden_Refs

My name shall echo in the halls of the /r/hockey GDT


Vegas_Golden_Refs

Now is the time to cheer about a goalie sucking, but is not Lehner.


UnhealthyCheesecake

According to all known laws of ice skating, there is no way Mark Stone should be able to skate. His stride is too ineffective to get his fat little body racing on the ice. Stone, of course, skates anyway because Stone don't care what his skating coaches think is impossible.


Mindless_Rage05

#STONER ENG! HAPPY FUCKING THANKSGIVING YOU GORGEOUS FUCKS!!!!


jaytuck25

Return of the 5-2


AnimeHunter4

Captain Stone with the ENG! +3 horny again


InnocentPossum

Riley Smith has been on fire lately, I suspect he will join the party to make it 5.


theatrepyro2112

AND A HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!! (except the predators)


GeohoundRyudo

Keep having to remember how long Stone was out for. "First goal of the season" felt so strange


cookbacondrunknaked

DO YOU WANT HER ON CAMERA!


Skelassassin

Ahh yes Pietro 0/0 Faceoffs very good statistic


SRSgoblin

Alex Pietrangelo, man. This kid's fucking jacked. Thick, dense, built whatever you wanna call him he's got it. Legs thicker than my chest, and shoulders wider than my wingspan. Making full use of his frame and with the brunet flow to top it off. He dwarfed us all. Bonafide stallion.


SRSgoblin

Not every ENG is a sweaty try hard super skillful goal but that one was. I love Captain Stone


UnhealthyCheesecake

That ref got himself a stache


SRSgoblin

McCrimmon furiously masturbating a Manitoban scored an NHL goal


cookbacondrunknaked

Haha stoney is great but by no means is he the fastest guy out there.


scottyfoxy

How are we looking so far?


Mindless_Rage05

3-0 *Golden*


cookbacondrunknaked

Remember those times when the Knights made you smile? Back when the top line was together and that just seemed to make everyone better? We're looking like that.


Heilos

Probably one of the best games we've played so far this season. Could use a few less penalties, but they've kinda worked out so far.


FlurriesofFleuryFury

My dad, bless his heart once again, just came in and said "3-zip, huh? Gonna be hard for them to come back from that" His hockey knowledge rivals that of a squirrel


scottyfoxy

Bruh


theatrepyro2112

I’d be pissed if we had a goal like that get overturned tbh. Pretty soft when I take the homer goggles off.


BlessTheKneesPart2

I wanna thank whatever mod didn't pocket the cash and made sure to pay the refs.


lobsterpillow

OMG these kids are so young looking! Are we calling up high schoolers now? GJ Brooks!


mograe

You should see Leschyshyn, looks like he's still is Jr High


fracturedpersona

We were almost to a point where we would be calling up fans.


mograe

Robin Lehner: 0/0 on face-offs tonight. The graphics guy is straight trolling us now.


UnhealthyCheesecake

I am so happy Alex Pietrangelo is on our team


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AnimeHunter4

Been busy with school work. Nice to see us +3 horny and that Pietrangelo got a shorty


forestgreen_

O captain my captain


lobsterpillow

Cousins should be playing Robin Hood in a community college theater.


joey_1324

Patches and Carrier back tonight and hopefully Marty and Marchy aren't far off


Vegas_Golden_Refs

Marchy should be back in 2 days


FlurriesofFleuryFury

btw guess who's back today??? ME.


Vegas_Golden_Refs

Welcome back.


mograe

Carrier too!? That's awesome! Who got bumped out for Carrier? The bot only accounted for Patches


joey_1324

Pacioretty-Stephenson-Stone Dadonov-Roy-Smith Janmark-Brooks-Kolesar Carrier-Leschyshyn-Rondbjerg Hague-Pietrangelo McNabb-Theodore Hutton-Whitecloud


mograe

Thanks! Looks like it was Cotter who got bumped. And Howden out but Brooks in, that's interesting, I thought Howden had played well lately.


theatrepyro2112

VGK and last-minute-of-the-period goals. A match made in heaven!


SRSgoblin

I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Chandler Stephenson. That perfect, shredded body. The perfectly groomed beard. The planet conquering skills of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and have me birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance for Chandler Stephenson to get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Chandler Stephenson create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.


Skelassassin

Wtf is this errotic fanfic


guilethemegoes

Rondbjerg-undy


FlurriesofFleuryFury

I feel kinda bad that the preds sub is coming up with pure poetry on their game thread and all I can do is thirst unattractively over the players. That being said, holy shit did I miss Whitecloud's smile <3


forestgreen_

Good try, Captain


FlurriesofFleuryFury

that was the worst skating form I've seen since the last time I went ice skating. Love you, Stoner <3


Skelassassin

Let it be playing NGL the fucking hilarious


teatew

While we are waiting. When is Kolesar making a pass like [this](https://streamable.com/tjasg2)?


lvhockeytrish

They did not let it be.


Dadalid

OH THEYRE PISSED PISSED LMFAO


champagnefloppy

I mean, I accept lmao. Ref bucks are back!


supershotalltime

r/hockey must be in full meltdown


Pyesmybaby

I am a horrible person. I stepped on my dogs foot. It took cookies and cheese to win forgiveness.


mograe

I mean, I'd let you step on my foot if you gave me snacks afterwards


aladyfox

But did you tell them they’re the goodest boi?


DapperDoctor

SHORTY!!!


BlessTheKneesPart2

League is officially on notice. They're fucked once we get Eichel.


Dadalid

Imagine getting a power play and then you get scored on LOL


lobsterpillow

I like seeing the boys laughing and smiling on the bench. Nothing better!


SetsChaos

Do you want me on camera?


SRSgoblin

Ashali vanished, send a search party!


Drokeep

It feels so fucking nice to be on the other end of those last minute goals


theatrepyro2112

THAT’S GRAND LARCENY!


BerriesNCreme

Bruh rondberg needs to stay up imo. Need a 3rd line winger until eichel is back


Dadalid

That ref look like Dr Disrespect lmfaooo


SRSgoblin

Ref probably banned on Twitch as well eh?


Heilos

# AYYYYY NEW GUY BROOKS WHAT A GOAL! SO SNEAKY!


scrobacca

"In the words of Shawshank Redemption...'Brooks was here.'"


FloralDemon

A+ for playing if Let it Be.


scrobacca

Golden Refs!!! WOOOOO!


Heilos

# HOLY SHIT MILLION IQ DEBOER????


cookbacondrunknaked

Holy crap PDB is a challenge master. Wtf!?


alaughinmoose

LMAO


totallynormalfish

so glad my venmo went thru


SetsChaos

That's really going to rub some salt in that wound. Oof.


UltSomnia

It's ticky tack but like... get out of the crease. I really hate the calls where they graze each other outside the blue paint, but I really don't think you should be able to camp in the crease right now. I like the call


Dadalid

Not gunna lie I’d be pissed if I was a preds fan rn


cookbacondrunknaked

Oh I'd be livid.


Vegas_Golden_Refs

I hope by the end of the night we are on 3rd place, so go AVs


SetsChaos

22 different scorers, and Stone and Eichel haven't scored yet. Oh yeah, this is coming together nicely.


Heilos

Ok I know we've been great on the PK tonight, but i'd like to stop testing it so much now.


Dadalid

Our PK is elite


cookbacondrunknaked

Got some Kraken fans here for Thanksgiving and they brought me the home opener puck from this year!


UnhealthyCheesecake

*Draft Prospect Interviews 2022* GMKM: “Why should we draft you” Prospect: “I’m from Manitoba” GMKM: “Say no more fam”


mograe

Damn...gotta give credit on that goal though, wow


InnocentPossum

Man, it's been sooo long since I could sit in my Shea Teddy jersey, eat nachos and hang out in the game thread due to work. Stupid capitalism.


2thenines

Gotta love the goalie chant saying “Lehner sucks” when he’s currently rocking a .952 sv %


treasonodb

vegas has gotta be close to the top of the list of teams with the most short handed goals. i am too lazy to look it up but i am sure they are.


Vegas_Golden_Refs

So the "elite" Preds PP is -1 / 5 tonight huh?


mograe

# 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 STONE!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


BlessTheKneesPart2

And Stone puts the knife into their back.


SetsChaos

Oh Captain! Way to score! Full superman


cookbacondrunknaked

Diving goal from the man!


UnhealthyCheesecake

Ayo Nashville better watch out when the clock hits 0.3 seconds now that Patches is back 👀


Vegas_Golden_Refs

I'm thankful that Patches is back.


FlurriesofFleuryFury

I'm thankful my boss let me off early so I can spend time with you fine people


particleman3

Got home and turned the TV on just in time for the goal. Perfect timing.


lobsterpillow

Straight guy here, with a question for everyone who is not. Max Pacioretty has a crazy handsome face, right? Cause I feel like he does. Very, very striking features.


Vegas_Golden_Refs

I'm straight but I can recognize when a dude is good-looking and Patches is a handsome dude.


Dadalid

Leschyshn just yelling “RONNYYYYYY” lmfaoooo


SRSgoblin

My name is Jonas. I'm carrying the wheel. Thanks for all you've shown us But this is how we feel


LarsSantiago

I hope they dont wave brooks, Leschyshyn, or rondbjerg instead of kolesar when they're forced to wave players when everyone is healthy.


Skelassassin

Grand larceny by the panda there


mograe

Patches, you gotta shoot that one bud


Vegas_Golden_Refs

It's weird that I'm more worried when we are in the PP than when we are in the PK


mograe

# 🚨🚨🚨 BROOKS!!! 🚨🚨🚨


iguessineedanaltnow

Let’s go newest guy!


throwstuff165

I still don't really understand how Brooks moonwalked onto this team and immediately got the 3C spot when Leschyshyn had been playing so well in recent games, but that was a nice little goal.


UltSomnia

I read something on the Athletic that had Leschyshyn as one of the worst forwards in the league.


FlurriesofFleuryFury

holy shit that's so mean when the entire Arizona Coyotes are out there


Heilos

You fools, giving us a PK


fracturedpersona

Don't challenge this Pete, it's not worth it.


Vegas_Golden_Refs

Kraken fans are probably thinking that he kicked it in.


tedistkrieg

Is this more of a taking advantage of the letter of the law vs the spirit of the law?


vguy72

#WOW. Not sure about that, but I won't complain.


FloralDemon

#WOW


FloralDemon

Who tipped these refs?!?


FlurriesofFleuryFury

DEBOER'S AMAZING COACH'S CHALLENGE STREAK CONTINUES


tedistkrieg

Oh man someone go check the salt mines in r/hockey and let us know how it is


Dadalid

I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT HOLY SHIT LMAOOOO


SetsChaos

Get them nasty ass feet off the glass and out of my view.


Vegas_Golden_Refs

Wow Arizona is beating EDM HOWL YEAH!


Vegas_Golden_Refs

They realize they are losing 3-1 right? Not the time to mock Lehner.


mograe

# 🚨🚨🚨🚨 PIETRANGELO!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨


SRSgoblin

Being disciplined with your stick: broke Going down a man to create scoring chances with your elite PK: woke


wayfarout

I think scoring a shorty should end the penalty.


2thenines

If I were a Nashville fan, I would have thrown my hat anyways to troll the refs.


lobsterpillow

Defense looking sexy!


Wafflemonster2

And we don’t even have Martinez yet!


iguessineedanaltnow

Holy shit what a goal. As he was falling down!


Heilos

# OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!!!


Drokeep

WELCOME HOME CAPTAIN


2thenines

🏒🥅🚨 Stone! 🚨🥅🏒


UnhealthyCheesecake

Man that Nashville game in 2019 really felt like the turning point of that season in a good way.


FlurriesofFleuryFury

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE. What a bumpin tune


Skelassassin

Who am I to disagree ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


throwstuff165

Kolesar with the worst pass of the season.


joey_1324

This has been a bit of a snoozer of a first period which I'll take over a lot of the shit show first periods we've seen


SRSgoblin

#REUNITED TOP LINE AND IT FEELS SO FINE


cookbacondrunknaked

Whooo! Best first period in forever!


treasonodb

how can this team be so good when they are down a man and so bad when they have a man advantage? lol i don’t get it.


joey_1324

Alright I'm out going to see Black Label Society. Happy Thanksgiving to you all and I hope the boys brings the W home.


Heilos

# RONNY WITH THE STEAL AND SNIPE HOLY FUCK


throwstuff165

Hell yeah, Rondbjerg. That's the shot that got you drafted, thought you'd lost it!


forestgreen_

🐼


Heilos

PANDAAAAAAAAA


Dadalid

He’s so big how does he MOVE LIKE THAT


Heilos

The STRONGEST PK


SRSgoblin

Bruh, as we Ness? Because our PK is fire. 😎


Drokeep

PUPPIESSSS


teatew

Good thing Brooks is able to score because Kolesar with another whiff…


Dadalid

I blame whoever made that shutout comment


mograe

Ban whoever said that word.


scrobacca

Never getting a shutout again ffs.


mograe

I hadn't noticed the skate on stick, that's a more legit claim than the glove


flashticker

Whitecloud was in the penalty box for longer than two minutes the play clock kept going but the power play clock didn’t


UnhealthyCheesecake

Refbucks coming in clutch


SRSgoblin

I think the refs got this one wrong. 🤷‍♂️ I guess I'll take it but I'm not looking forward to Minnesota fans brigading us as a result.


aladyfox

Late but here - how we doing?


mograe

Preeeeetty goood


FlurriesofFleuryFury

I'm in love with Brooksie. So nervous, keeps looking at the camera


Heilos

# NOW HOLD THE LEAD AND PILE ON THE PAIN. GO KNIGHTS GO!


teatew

Yes. Let’s keep giving the #3 powerplay more powerplays. Need to work on PK for Saturday…