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3-Putt-Bart

That bird is having the shittiest day ever.


jorph

Had


bang____mormon

I’d eat her ass


CMspunkonbobs

[The bird?](https://youtu.be/chCUZo-O0to)


bang____mormon

Lmao shut up bird


raish_lakish

Bird up!


[deleted]

ahhhahahahahhaa!


Shirtless_Shane

Yesssss the bird


Omnipotent11b

What ass she is just a long back


Shirtless_Shane

Low key me too.


[deleted]

[удалено]


bang____mormon

Oh man don’t get me started. I can’t wait to bang a Mormon chick 🎈 🤗🥳


Truth_Moab

bird was probably reluctant to leave because of the fcking cat


robot_ankles

"Fuck off lady, that cat thinks I'm dead." "Let go! LET GO!" "Awwwww Fuuuuuuuu...."


nedal8

Most certainly, I once saw a pigeon fying about 4inches off the ground trying to avoid a hawk flying above and behind it. It flew under a car and faceplanted into the muffler. It stayed under that car looking around the whole day, until the car left.


BatteryPoweredBrain

I get the impression that bird wasn’t going to survive even if it got away. Injury from the car probably would set in and it would die a slow painful death.


jorhey14

I’m surprise it was able to fly after all that trauma between the car and the cat.


YourDreamSquid

Final Destination: Bird edition


cykanugget911

Hello brøther


ulvain

Reddit prepared me for this. This went exactly as expected. Carry on.


[deleted]

Cat planned that pretty well. They are evolving, using cars AND humans as a bird trap.


BeerDrinkinGreg

Cats are assholes.


Lexam

To be fair so are Blue Jays.


Vapechef

Hell yeah they are. Steal the others bird’s nests


Navi_Here

At least they look fabulous while doing it.


PurpEL

Yeah, but the real assholes are the owners who let them outside


coleosis1414

They have a real impact on bird populations too. My neighborhood has strays everywhere and it’s frickin bird genocide out there.


[deleted]

Yep. How to kill wildlife and your cat.


bombayblue

Uh oh. The Reddit outdoor cat crowd isn’t going to like this one bit


LuckyKiwi2

And that’s why I love them


tehnemox

Hear hear.


mustangmp96

Cats are predators.


Tactical_Powered

Thank you.


VestigialHead

Because it was hunting for food it is an asshole? I would say it was behaving impeccably. Eating an injured bird that will likely suffer a long and slow death is much better than it hunting and killing a completely healthy bird.


ryoohkey

Are you kidding me this cat just used Postmates or something to order it’s meal


mustangmp96

HelloFresh


pinkmist661

"Thanks"- that cat.


tr14l

"thanks for the free lunch, bitch. Peace!"


rellim88

I did not see that coming!


OozeNAahz

Bird is like “bitch, leave me alone! I am trying to hide from that cat!”


KillerJupe

and that right there is why it's also illegal to also have an outdoor cat which can get out of your yard. They are a major problem, keep your cats inside... and if you can't don't have a cat.


JOSIAH__JOSTAR

That’s why you don’t fucking let cats outside without supervision. Do you know how many bird species stray cats have wiped out!?


today_i_burned

To be fair, humans have been responsible for far more and we still let those idiots outside.


aliens_300c

How many


JOSIAH__JOSTAR

Hold on, I need to do a little bit of research first, have this for now: https://youtu.be/GpAFpwDVBJQ


aliens_300c

63 according to the googles


BatteryPoweredBrain

Contributed to; not directly caused. But we’re splitting cat hairs now. Need to find my lint brush.


JOSIAH__JOSTAR

Oh shit!


zirfeld

No clue where you live, but in Germany cats kill about 30 million birds every year. Plus other animals like mice and lizards. A studie I found in German cites scientist who say that cats are responsible for finihsing off 40 bird species, 21 mamal species and two rpeitle species worldwide. [https://www.oekotest.de/geld-versicherungen/Millionen-toter-Voegel-Katzen-sollen-nicht-mehr-frei-umherlaufen-duerfen-\_11044\_1.html#:\~:text=Millionen%20toter%20V%C3%B6gel%3A%20Katzen%20sollen%20nicht%20mehr%20frei%20umherlaufen%20d%C3%BCrfen,-Autor%3A%20Benita%20Wintermantel&text=Katzen%20t%C3%B6ten%20in%20Deutschland%20j%C3%A4hrlich%20ungef%C3%A4hr%2030%20Millionen%20V%C3%B6gel.](https://www.oekotest.de/geld-versicherungen/Millionen-toter-Voegel-Katzen-sollen-nicht-mehr-frei-umherlaufen-duerfen-_11044_1.html#:~:text=Millionen%20toter%20V%C3%B6gel%3A%20Katzen%20sollen%20nicht%20mehr%20frei%20umherlaufen%20d%C3%BCrfen,-Autor%3A%20Benita%20Wintermantel&text=Katzen%20t%C3%B6ten%20in%20Deutschland%20j%C3%A4hrlich%20ungef%C3%A4hr%2030%20Millionen%20V%C3%B6gel.)


[deleted]

Really that’s evolutions fault for creating such a good predator.


zirfeld

Not really. A predator in an ecological system is bound to some factors like prey available and reproduction rate. Its a fine balanced system. But housecat found himself an new food source and a way to brim up way too much offspring. They don't kill those birds because they are hungry, they are not feral. Now the housecat is the fat kid sitting on one side of the seesaw of the system.


[deleted]

I disagree entirely. Even discounting house cats, ALL cats on this planet are superior hunters. The best hunters on the planet. Evolution created an apex predator. It’s nobodies fault but natures.


redcowerranger

NANTS INGONYAMA!!!


jvtech

Out of the frying pan...


sct876

And into the fire...


ItsJustRedditRelax

[Predators are always watching!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue0IooKIYGc) Should be a sub honestly.


dratseb

This should be the top comment.


rellim88

I think it got away though right?!


panda-rampage

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


UniqueUsername812

r/nononoyesnoyesnonoyesmaybemaybemaybenonono


[deleted]

I clicked it out of habit dammit


haybails720

r/twentycharacterlimit


Denoss

I guess...She tried?


bullsonparade82

So then you get the cat off it but the dog wants in on the action because everyone's all exited and it has something to do with this feather ball. Must get feather ball.


Bowies-on-the-moon

Why doesn’t the car have a number plate?


stryker101

Some states only require them to have one on the back.


craig_the_banana

It's the circle of liiiiife


HistoricalTrick

When a bird is stuck with an exposed back side always call it's stepson he'll know what to do. While you're there also call my therapist.


GarysTeeth

Be free LUNCH!!


thxxx1337

r/donteatjimmy


Lord_Jello_III

r/animalsbeingjerks


infinitemetalsock

Mordecai


AndHowDidIGetHere

And Cat Rigby


Grubula

r/donthelpjustfilm


adapt2

This is not funny. I wonder if the cat belongs to her. People who let their cats roam around freely are responsible for millions of dead birds in backyards across America every year.


iNoSpeakGood

Yeah this isn’t funny. Just sad


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

Final Destination.


Masakazuki

The Ciiiiircle of Laiiiiif


richy923

Clever girl.


ipfreely-yo

Rip


firmerJoe

Cat-sassin knows patience pays off...


blucivic1

Not as satisfying as the racoon being thrown out the grill


MarvinLazer

Kitties gon' kit, ya'll.


Tamazin_

Should insert Circle of Life when the cat starts dashing for it


bamboo-harvester

She couldn’t be any pettier if she tried.


arri1999

The bird was hiding from the cat why’d you have to ruin it for him lol


Truthisnotallowed

You should post this at /r/CatsAreAssholes/ This is just their sort of thing.


rapeerap

Similar thing happened to me. My brother found this injured bird. We took care of it for a few days. We saw a flock of birds flew by and had our backs towards the wall so we wouldn’t be seen because we believed those birds were its family and is looking for him/her. When it finally recovered, we set it free and it flew for a few meters before it got caught in a cat’s mouth and died instantly. Happened in a few seconds.


djab1

And this is why you wouldn’t let your cat outside.


[deleted]

Literally no reason to touch the bird


JayWnr

Why was she trying to stop the cat?


chuck131981

You cant fight mother nature plan. Would have been funnier if there was a dog chasing the cat. Some tom and Jerry shit!!


tehnemox

Cat's gonna cat. They are midget predators after all. She shouldn't say "bad cat" for it acting like nature wires them to.


millennialchaos

It's the owner's fault. No one should have outdoor cats unless maybe they live on a farm. Outdoor housecats are single-handedly decimating the bird population.


Absolarix

I've heard a fair amount of complaints about blue jays and stuff they do. I haven't seen it myself, but chances, that bird deserved that.


movitz_movitz

2021 gonna be a shit show.


FailedPerfectionist

Cats are gonna cat. I remember a magical moment when I was outside with my daughter, then 3, and we found a chrysalis near our house just as the butterfly was emerging. It came out, started to extend its wings to dry them, and my cat swooped in and grabbed it in her mouth. (cue Circle of Life song)


adjectiveyourface101

I'd be chasing after that pussy too....


[deleted]

Why would she try and stop the cat??


ksanthra

Because she was trying to rescue the bird. The cat won't die if it misses out on killing the bird. Actually, stopping cats from killing birds is what we should all be doing. Cats are pretty invasive and many native bird species around the world have been wiped out by cats.


millennialchaos

You don't need to stop the cats if you don't let them outside. Cats being outside is the problem.


ksanthra

Yeah, for sure.


ShrekProphet69

It's pretty cruel not to let your cat outside


millennialchaos

More cruel than all the birds your little pet will pluck out of the air, 'play with' (read: torture) for hours before ripping their wings off and eating them? If we're talking about cruelty, even just owning a hunter type pet like a cat is cruel. Unless, of course, you live on a farm or something where it has acres to explore.


ShrekProphet69

By this logic we should just make all heterotrophic animals extinct because they kill other animals. It also depends on your cat. Lots of cats like to be outside and to explore. If your cat loves the outdoors and you keep it inside, is that not cruel? People are complaining about having to stay indoors during lockdown. Imagine having to stay indoors your entire life.


millennialchaos

Read the second paragraph of my comment. Opening any type of animal is cruel, obviously. Less cruel then unloading a predator on the bird population, though. Also less damaging to the population. Some bird species are threatening extinction.


ShrekProphet69

>Read the second paragraph of my comment. Read the first sentence of mine. >Opening any type of animal is cruel, obviously. Less cruel then unloading a predator on the bird population, though. I would rather die than having to stay in the same place my whole life and never ever going outdoors. >Also less damaging to the population. Some bird species are threatening extinction. Many types of animals are facing extinction, not just birds. It has been like this since the start of life. Animals that do not adapt to the changing environment fast enough die out. I agree that cats are a huge threat to birds, but if you are gonna own a cat, you cannot keep it inside for its whole life. Rather don't get a cat then. I think cat owners should somewhat monitor what their cats do when outside, but they cannot keep them indoors because of the fear of what their cat might do.


millennialchaos

Buddy, I've said multiple times that owning any type of animal is cruel. Why do you keep pretending I didn't?


ShrekProphet69

Actually you said opening which confused me, but now I know what you mean. The thing is, domestic digs have adapted to live with humans. I do not see why it is cruel to own a pet when it makes them happy for their human to own them


ksanthra

Depends on your cat and the environment inside. Some cats are obsessed with going outside and some are perfectly content to stay indoors.


ShrekProphet69

So if your cat loves to be outside and you force it to stay inside, is that not cruel?


ksanthra

I don't know why you're directing that at me. I said cats are all different.


ShrekProphet69

Surely you could tell it was a hypothetical...


ksanthra

Makes no difference. I wasn't disagreeing with you.


ShrekProphet69

It isn't just aimed at you. There are other redditors on this thread too


[deleted]

Fuck BlueJays


syracTheEnforcer

I like BlueJays. But they’re aggressive as fuck. I feed the birds out back of my house and they’re always terrorizing and bullying the others. They’re still cool though. And we do have some murder cats that try to cash in on our dinosaur feeders too. Circle of life and such.


PurpEL

Except cats are invasive species, so not circle of life


LuckyKiwi2

Why


[deleted]

You don’t know much about them, do you? They’re notorious nest-raiders. Yes, they’re beautiful and fill their niche, but they’re the assholes of the bird world.


LuckyKiwi2

Oh shit wtf


Udjet

That would cover quite a few different bird species grackles and cuckoos to name a couple. Blue jays may be assholes, but they are far from the worst.


[deleted]

Indeed. Starlings and Grackles are top of my shit-list too. COVID has given me time to observe the habits of lots of birds. Mockingbirds are assholes too. I watched three of them bully a fledgling Robin that I later found dead near my front porch.


skunkman62

You know what nest I would like to raid. Know what I'm saying.


ThatGuy___YouKnow

Notorious nest-raiders. Sounds like a human quality.


VillyD13

Also sounds like a decent punk album name


JOSIAH__JOSTAR

Hold on let me add that to my possible band name list


ThatGuy___YouKnow

Rock and roll ya pukes!


ShrekProphet69

u/vreddit_bot


upstatestruggler

r/holdmycosmo


chavman

https://media.tenor.com/images/04a1188885385caabe135e575cd197dc/tenor.png


ismokeforfun2

White liberals trying to “help” blacks


Billy_T_Wierd

I’m glad she was wearing sandals that showed off her feet!


HDdotMpeg

Mom jeans: not as bad the second time around or still ridiculous?


WN253K

Camera man just let the dog eat the bird.


Udjet

If this isn’t a reference, I question your knowledge of dogs...


dragonmasterjg

Ummmm


Reicku

I see a few nice Lexus’s, where’s this at? They might have nice things in their cars.