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sminthianapollo

To be honest, I haven't bathed in blood in weeks.


Dominant-Species-Mid

Been running low on virgins to sacrifice in my part of town.


combustabill

I prefer the blood of children. It really makes your skin glow.


Dominant-Species-Mid

I’ll let you in on a little secret us white people learned long ago. Most children are virgins. It’s a win win situation.


Yankeewithoutacause

Not in my family....


jokeularvein

How you been uncle-cousin, going to our sister-aunt's baptism?


Kaddak1789

Key word: most


what_do_i_put_here2

But like how old children? Just born or 3 -4 years old?


FrostedCornet

I personally use 10 year olds, they're just in that balance where they're annoying enough for me to not be sorrowful about their death, and not stricken with puberty and the nasty stuff that clogs your pores.


what_do_i_put_here2

Very good choice


AAS_AND_ASS

Glad your on Reddit now. Virgins o plenty


Relaxingnow10

Sweet Jesus, don’t sacrifice the virgins!!!!!


sminthianapollo

Shortages everywhere.


Dominant-Species-Mid

They claim “Covid”… the excuse is getting old.


TesticleTorture123

Just use your own blood


Double_Distribution8

Only one of you needs to be a virgin ya know.


BigBubbaChungus

Well then come on down to Chad’s Bloodbath and Beyond! We’re running in-store specials on all in-stock bloodbathing fixtures!! You spend $100, you get 1 gallon of the blood of your choice!!!


BaitmasterG

You're missing out Source: I've been doing it for centuries


PieMastaSam

There's a Mythbusters episode where I think they prove that running in the rain actually makes you more wet than walking calmly. Edit: https://youtu.be/HtbJbi6Sswg


NapClub

What if you do a silly walk? What if you bathe in blood first? Does that effect the results? Is rain racist?


PieMastaSam

This guy is asking the important questions.


Terrivel119

They actually did that one twice, once in artificial and one in natural conditions, and ended up with opposing results.


Staggwolfe

What? Can you source that episode? Man, I miss that show!


Terrivel119

Yeah, I can try and look it up later when I have time. If I’m remembering it was in a separate revisit episode later down the line, where they tested again during an actual rainstorm, instead of their inside setup.


PieMastaSam

I'm also interested


Cultural_Ad_7935

It's on discovery +


MagNolYa-Ralf

This is a waaay more informative response than I expected here


Pristine-Ad-469

I saw a YouTube video about this that says there is an ideal speed that’s not a full sprint or a walk and it changes based on wind. So it could have been that the wind caused different results


PieMastaSam

Links or gtfo. J/k lol but seriously. I'm deadly curious about this now.


Anthony_-04

Just because I'm white doesn't mean that I walk nonchalantly in the rain I mean I do walk nonchalantly in the rain But not because I'm white


YamesYamerson

Yeah, exactly! I know I'm white because I bathe in human blood. Yep. Dead giveaway right there.


georbe12

I live in Oregon we get storms all the time. After a while you just get used to it and what's the point in walking weirdly and awkwardly if it won't change anything? After all you're still gonna get soaked


DemythologizedDie

Personally when it rains I walk sideways making pincer movements with my hands.


georbe12

Lol


PoetLucy

My husband was stationed at Ft Lewis. He deployed. We talked on day one. We talked again on day six. I mentioned the rain. He replied “again.” I replied “still” one of my favorite WA stories. Live in Kansas now and apparently people here must melt cause even misty weather and everyone gripes! :J


georbe12

Lmao


Lumadous

Kansas is a bit more.... In Kansas, if you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes, and it's probably changed


texaschair

Whaddya mean all the time? We had damn near 18 hours without rain yesterday! Stop exaggerating! And one day last week I was at work, and I didn't see any rain for almost 12 hours! But this morning it rained so fucking hard my gutters overflowed, and the fucking racket woke me up. It was a dull roar outside.


geeblorj

oregon = britain now apparently


texaschair

It is kinda like the UK, except we have mountains. And we don't drive on the wrong side of the road. Well, some people do for unknown reasons. If they ever lived to tell, maybe we'd find out why.


geeblorj

scotland is in britain and has mountains so its only really the driving thing


DCKan2

England itself has mountains with peaks arounds 950m (3000 ft). Scotland does have slightly larger ones topping out at around 1200m.


georbe12

Bro you really need to chill out. I don't understand how you got so offended that I said we get storms all the time. And also 12-18 hours isn't even full day


RainingCitadel

I’m pretty sure they were making a funny, no need to be upset. But if you were also making a funny, then I don’t know what to think anymore lol Edit: spelling


texaschair

Yeah, sorry, I should have put an "/s" in there. This is reddit, and I know that some people would actually take offense at an innocent remark. However, I am mighty annoyed that I can't wash my car, fertilize my lawn, kill the moss on my roof, clean my gutters, or basically anything that requires a stretch of dry weather. 2 days is all I ask, and that bitch Mother Nature is being menopausal. I've been here my whole life, and every spring seems to be worse than the previous. I must be getting old and cranky. *Get off my lawn!!* No, seriously, get off my lawn, it's so fucking soggy you'll sink in to your ankles.


Jubsz91

But how would you know? Have you ever been not white? This person may be onto something...


Anthony_-04

Are you trying to get me into interracial cross-dressing? Because that's what you're doing. /jk


Groundbreaking_Ad272

Oh Yeah, but what if the rain rains on you nonchalantly because you’re white and being white is just a symptom of being rained on. Hmm 🤔 sources: “Trust me bro.”


Anthony_-04

I almost had a stroke trying to read this but I got the message bro 👊


F488P

YOU BLOOD BATHED MURDERER!!!!!!


Double-Truth-3916

No one got the Men in Black reference?


NojoxTheFirst

Are you sure you aren’t white?


swkoontz

No, it’s because you’re racist.


Jubsz91

Being racist makes you immune to being rained on?


Willy_McBilly

No, it’s because I’m hydrophobic


swkoontz

I thought nonchalance made you a racist??


Mynameis_Clarence

And another thing kids , don’t do crack


Holly_Shiet

Yea, it's because when you get rained on, that shit washes right off. I've been washing my hands for years and I still can't wash the blood off of them. Bloody inconvenient


Chaoscollective

Evidently when black people get wet they swell up and warp.


DJ_LMD

That’s why we don’t swim


SpicyFilet

Am i Vlad the Impaler?


texaschair

No, I'm Vlad the Impaler!! Go away, poser!!


zaybak

First one to shove a sharpened telephone pole up the other's ass wins the title


HangryBeard

Bitch, I know I'm pale, but I ain't no vampire. That's fucking racist.


DDoodles_

I hope minorities can understand that being racist to whites is still being racist


oskar_learjet

They’ll argue they can’t be racist


Relaxingnow10

Wait for the It’s impossible to be racist towards the oppressors argument….. it’s my favorite


DDoodles_

The argument makes no sense, no matter how you put it


theislandhomestead

It's a conflation of systemic racism and individual racism. The system can only be racist to those not in power. They (them that do not understand the difference) misinterpret that as "I can't be racist because I'm not in power". Yeah... but also no.


Physical-Ride

I think they believe they can be racist, just not to white people.


Klaasvaaksoms

In your white supremesist world view it doesn’t, stop using l*gic, it’s toxic /s


DJ_LMD

It’s stupid, sincerely a brown man.


DJ_LMD

I do and I hate that shit.


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DJ_LMD

Yes, we do sometimes because we experience it.


shackleford1917

There are a lot of white people that believe that as well.


heavyfyzx

Wow. Racist people are crazy.


KaXiRavioli

It's like these people only learn about 800 years or so of human history. There were centuries of bloodshed long before white people.


Adventurous_Layer_15

800 years of European history*. Because during that time bloodshed was also happening in every continent with humans in it. Hell, it's happening right now too.


KaXiRavioli

Thank you.


nalimthered

I mean, that's a bit racist, but I also found it hilarious. I'll let it fly.


Previous-Recover-765

it's definitely racist lol. Funny only because it's so ridiculous


TundieRice

If it’s not a facepalm because it’s racist, then why the hell is it here?


nalimthered

I'm pretty sure some things are both. This is really stupid for a bunch of reasons, which is facepalm worthy. It's also racist.


itsallaroundu

It's an acquired taste


WaldoGeraldoFaldo

Well how the fuck else are we supposed to wash the blood off?? You think we're gonna shower that shit off at home, and leave evidence all over our own bathroom? We gonna walk into a gym all bloody trying to clean off there? You walk outside after some bloodshed and it's raining, that shit is a *blessing* dawg


Sebwolf28

Never seen as many racists as I do prior to George Floyd. Since then, every racist thing you could think of against white people. So much so that I could care less anymore. Say whatever your lil racist being wants to say. It won’t change the fact that I never owned you, your mom and dad, their mom and dad and so on. As a matter of fact, neither has any of my relatives. I’m not paying you reparations for a time that you have absolutely no clue about. I’m proud I’m white. I could care less what color you are. I never have and never will judge you for your color. I will for your reprehensible speech and actions. You are no better then me, and I am no better then you. I hate this division brought to you by politicians. Both sides. All politicians should be thrown out of their places, and as 1 country, in unity, together, we need to start over. I do not and will not hate you. If you decide to hate me, that’s your own prejudices peeking through. Only we can change what’s going on. Stop the bullshit. Take that little bit of water and have a drink. Your hate is dehydrating you. Killing you. Slowly. Stop.


j_miyagi

He/she/other doesn't know us white folk are waterproof?


alwaysfuntime69

Only after you have reached your murder quota for the day, though. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


j_miyagi

I haven't killed anyone in years, guess I'll stay inside when it rains.


ExtraSolarian

It’s a he?


j_miyagi

Not sure, I'll he/she/other it just incase, nice catch.


ExtraSolarian

Yeah I was just generally curious. Hell they could even be white with a tan


RagnarShootShoot

I mean I'm like AT LEAST 10% water /s


Sal2670

I've not been alive for centuries mate. Only bathed in bloodshed for 40 years


Inevitable-Ruin87

Racism on both sides should be laid to rest


Orange_TG5

I mean bathing in bloodshed sounds extremely unsanitary also the fuck does that have to do with walking through the rain (and they say there’s no such thing as racism against white people)


Roguish_Ryn

Well I guess when you're made of nothing but salt, you'd be afraid of melting in the rain.


override367

*Bathe* in blood? In this economy? Who do you think I am, Elon Musk? I'm lucky if I can afford a blood *scrub* these days


BurnzillabydaBay

Just call me Elizabeth Báthory.


Darnitol1

So… let me get this straight: the color of a person’s skin makes them accountable for the crimes of people who came before them with the same color skin? Hmmm… I feel like there’s a word for this. Of course, I’m sure that word must always apply equally to anyone of any race who might jump to conclusions based on faulty reasoning such as this. I mean, right?


Embarrassed_Bet_4865

If you Replace the word white with black nobody would even be able to see the tweet


MizzouBlues

Man this person will be mindblown when she learns about the Mongols, the Assyrians, the Aztecs, tribal warfare throughout Africa, etc. Its almost as iif humans throughout history are inherently violent. Now I’m off to pay more sacrifices to the Blood God.


nxhmabin

Black people who choose to still be upset about history are some of the most entitled and unsufferable people you can encounter.


minorkeyed

Should we talk about African history and bloodshed, then? Is it why XYZ about black people is true? Wtf with this shit.


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jibberwockie

There's only one race, Homo Sapiens, so we are all just variations on a theme. Although, it was us white folks who came up with the idea of Vampires and drinking blood, so...hmmm...


svettyy

Why is this young generation full of morons man, beyond help seems like point of no return


Practical_Success643

all generations are like this, it´s just that morons have a platform to speak to everyone


ExtraSolarian

Because they were raised off the Internet and the social media climate today


DJ_LMD

Older generations were literally segregated, I’m glad the young people are speaking out on issues. (This post is still dumb though)


StationaryTravels

Yeah, the previous generations were obviously all so much more intelligent. That's why they've left the world in such a great way.


Souper_Sadge

Dude the fucking problem with these people is that they’re “taking reparations” from people who most likely arent racist and would hate their racist ancestors. You know what that sounds like? Judging people based on their skin colour and making blind assumptions about them because of their skin colour… which sounds like racism to me.


Satansbiscuit666

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8412)


Karma122194

Well I am made of sugar so I cant stay in the rain like the rest of my race.


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a lost generation


Father-O-Tool

Agreed. These boomers are a complete lost cause.


IRideChocobosBro

Lmao


TheActualSwanKing

Wasn’t this posted somewhere a few days ago with a different profile pic?


Complete_Spread_2747

Yes, posted a few days ago. Maybe same pic.


United_Reality4157

It's easier to walk in the rain , Water can dry , blood it's difficult to take of clothes


JamieG112

Gonna throw her back out with that Reach


MadBearHugs

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


Ok_Ad_8670

it does feel warm, like the blood of my enemies.


chemicalnick

We are all just waiting for the rain to turn into actual blood so we can all finish our air drum solo death metal music videos properly


NullPointerExpert

… clearly not from Portland…. Or anywhere I5 north of Eugene… If you don’t do it in the rain, you don’t do it.


TheForNoReason

Damn.... that escalated quickly.


RmPGStylo

You walk in the rain to beacuse its akin to the centuries of bloodshed I walk in the rain to hide my depression tears We are not the same


Poonie83

I'm black and walk nonchalantly in the rain...does that mean I'm white on the inside?


Slinkman2021

Nah just wet on the outside.


ResourceMany6108

Now whites are getting blamed for walking in the rain. What's next, having hair is racist?


xXCr4zie_mofoXx

We can swim that's why ![gif](giphy|y4E6VumnBbIfm)


usarasa

I bet that person’s fun at parties.


Quick-Huckleberry136

what is the facepalm? her?


gordo65

I've always thought that stoking racism was the absolute stupidest thing that an African-American can do.


Professional-Can1139

What about their own kind selling them to be slaves? So technically they should have some of the blood on their hands also…. Hmmmm


OklahomaDadbod

Have you seen the price of blood lately? Inflation is crazy.


dmann1978

Just less salty


TroyMcClure0815

How dare you… you breath, like you own all the air and polute it with CO2 like climate change is a joke for you.


RussianBot1489

at least we can invent the fkin wheel


oskar_learjet

…wut?


Linkonue

Wtf lmao


picklesindeep

I swim in water if it’s deep enough


Obsidian_Marker

Hey the blood of my enemies keeps me warm at night. But Dont worry though all are equal to the holy swords terror. (This is a joke calm down).


jtreeforest

I also shower nonchalantly


texaschair

I had blood on my hands last night. I cut my index finger with a hook knife, and blood was gushing everywhere for about 5 minutes. I kept working, so it got all over everything. I ate tortilla chips later, and the fucking salt got in the cut and hurt like a bitch. It hurts while I'm typing, so quit making me respond to these dumbass threads.


RileyGirl1961

The lengths people made of sugar will go to vilify natures tears blessing the earth.


CupcakeTrick2999

didnt know you are made of sugar.. also didnt know i am centuries old


DirtyPartyMan

Yeah you little 5 year old, puddle-splashing girl with your bloodshed privilege!


Tomagander

How does she think we get the blood off?


rylo48

Something something hair something something


The_Coy_Koi_Fish

I think Forest Whitaker explains it best in the movie *Ghost Dog:* "There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything."


The_Coy_Koi_Fish

Long story short: If you have to go outside in the rain, your going to get wet, so don't freak out man!


Druglord_Sen

What? Did you forget us whities are made of sugar or wheat? Those are our constituent options.


EsmayXx

I’m sorry I’m Dutch we get like 3 weeks of sunny weather and lots and lots of rain. You simply can’t avoid it.


StatisticianSure2349

I am not bathed in bloodshed. I didnt kill anybody.


wolves_of_bongtown

Come on, that's a solid one liner.


docmn612

What if I'm native american and european, am I a blood bather or...what?


awake-but-dreamin

Good god that is a lot to take in


Ihvenoshrtgeofusrnms

Hey fellow whites, when's the next blood orgy?


KyleKiernan77

I do so miss the traditional blood showers we used to have. Huge thick rich deluges of blood from all over the world. Oh it was so sweet and warm. Nowadays we have to put up with thin sporadic mists of watered down vaxxed and filtered blood. Hardly worth the effort.


SpottyFish81177

Personally, I was only born in 2005 so I've only been bathing in a blood shed for 17 years and not a few centuries so I'm not quite adjusted but hopefully, I won't be afraid of the rain soon.


thetruekingofspace

I mean, I personally haven’t.


andytagonist

Hey, water cleanses!