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ArkManWithMemes

Played college ball y'know


Ambitious-Mirror-315

Making the mother of all homebrews here, Jack! Can't fret over every stat!


fettuccinefred

Yeah, at some cushy Ivy League school


PandaInCanada

NANOMACHINES SON


smilingkar

I read it in Armstrong voice lol


Mrsir74838

I’m guessing you’re Australian


obscureferences

It's that time again.


smilingkar

It won’t be easy under albahnese


minorkeyed

Why lawful instead of neutral evil?


armor_of_shadows

I was going to do that, but I guess they technicially work in the law.


what_da_burd_doin

id say chaotic, they know the laws well so much they find loop holes to legally break them, that and diplomatic immunity means lesser infractions are ignored


minorkeyed

I don't think they're really chaotic though, they rely on creating and enforcing laws so they aren't anarchists, they just want to be in control of the legal system and change it whenever it suits them. They won't sacrifice to uphold law or chaos.


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Ornery_Marionberry87

But loads of politicians create laws with flaws they can exploit. Neutral on the scale of Order and Chaos means following or rejecting the law if it suits you so it fits.


Smooth-Dig2250

Man... fun, but a non-zero amount of effort put into spelling words correctly so every single person doesn't have to individually parse your writing would go a long way.


DonaIdTrurnp

Politicians are fine as long as they’ve had their covfefe in the morning.


Billybob267

So... rakshasa


Lukoman1

Where do you make this? I want to make a south american politician


armor_of_shadows

The Homebrewery naturalcrit. You could alos use gm binder. For homebrewery, once on the document, hover over PHB (I think) and press the template for stat block


smilingkar

This is fucking broken, they have a 75% chance of permanently charming you


Zetheseus

et tu brute


Fireyjon

I will definitely add this to my next campaign


storm-the-castle

now do one for their mob minions - lawyers