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say_what_now_where

Ah Prince Phillip, the paragon of virtue who is well known for *checks notes* making offensive racist gaffes on official royal visits


death_of_flats

To truly fight the Nazi, you must become the Nazi * sensei Phil


son_of_noah

*I used the Nazi to destroy the Nazi*


OneWinkingBro

Also pretty telling that he's white knighting Philip...because women can't be real leaders.


Hulabaloon

Yeah, that struck me as so odd as well. Philip is a nobody without Elizabeth. He's not the King. Why would Shapiro not refer to the Queen in his tweet?


AnorakJimi

Plus "presiding over the UK"... Lmao what!? Does he think the British royal family have anything to do with politics in this country or something? He's so uneducated But yeah even then he's wrong. Philip is the Prince Consort. He's not an actual king and not the head of state.


PixieCola

Remember when he called Andrew Neil a lefty cause he was too arrogant to read up on who he was talking to? Good times.


PidgeGaming

*Checks notes again* Cheated on his wife Is racist and sexist Hates the poor Is manipulative


trucorsair

Checks note, yep a member of a royal family


felinedynamite

They seem to love forgetting how his own sister was married to a Nazi. Also how prince Edward casually kanoodled with Nazis as well.


ChickenDelight

You mean King Edward? The one forced to abdicate? The one that was praising Hitler right up until WWII? Used to hang out with Goebbels and Göring? Openly anti-semitic and pro-fascist? That Edward?


LOSS35

Listen those things were all perfectly acceptable for a royal to do. But then he went too far and married an American.


Erioph47

Spoiled grandson who did two more fucking tours of active frontline duty in Afghanistan than a certain cuck I could mention whose name rhymes with Ben Shapiro


Doktor_musmatta

If there's one thing I actually respect the British royal family for, it's letting William and Harry (well, and Andrew but, you know, Andrew...) actually serve in the armed services.


thepieman2002

Harry is especially noteworthy, he could've avoided all active duty but demanded he be treated no different from the troops he led. He only stopped serving with them because being among them made them more of a target as enemy combatants tried to assassinate him. At that point he made the decision to become an Apache pilot so he could continue to serve on the frontline without putting the troops in more danger than they already were. I'm no fan of the Royals but I have nothing but respect for Harry.


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PurplePotamus

Helicopters are in the light cavalry upgrade path Source: Civ 6


Iessaiam

Yeah Harry is probably my favorite ginger other than my little bro


Dr_Velociraptor_MD

What about ginger spice?


Iessaiam

Damn it you caught me in my filthy lie, yes I do like more than 2 gingers. Also let's not forget gingerbread man cookie either.


The_Jackistanian

Gingerbread is a universal execution to the law of gingers.


Iessaiam

So excellent, would this be considered; ginger singularity or just full circle ginger?


KillerGopher

Yeah, those are my favorite gingers too


TouchingWood

I have always hated them both.


_N0_C0mment

But they have authentic chickens.


coolbluereason99

I, too, choose this man's brother.


ThegreatestPj

What about Mick Hucknall? Everyone forgets about Mick Hucknall. Poor Mick Hucknall. Nobody’s favourite ginger, Mick Hucknall. /s


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He's only one I have sympathy for, because the UK press went after him for playing strip poker on a holiday in Vegas one time.


kurburux

>because the UK press went after him for playing strip poker on a holiday in Vegas one time. "Oh, what do we have here? A _royal flush_ with the _Queen of Hearts!_"


[deleted]

Yep. Harry and possibly Liz herself are the only royals who seem to have any redeeming qualities. Edit: Just to be clear I'm not absolving The Queen of anything. She's as bad as the rest of them, but at least manages to show *some* characteristics of a human being. But we should still abolish the monarchy.


Deucer22

What's wrong with William? Asking honestly I'm out of the loop.


SG_Dave

He's probably different behind closed doors, but the fact he's been groomed since birth to be King means he doesn't show any personality so he's hard to relate to. He's a mouthpiece for Buckingham Palace and has to toe the line.


antihero2303

Huh, danish crown prince Frederik has also been groomed to be king and he is loved and respected by most of the danes


[deleted]

The Royal Family are generally beloved in Britain, despite what I and other commentators here think.


[deleted]

If there is a bank holiday because of something they've done I like them but if no bank holiday then fuck em me no care


[deleted]

It’s almost like they’re just human beings with no divinity in them at all...


Entity-2019

How dare you speak such of Her Majesty, ***by the Grace of God***, Defender of the Faith, Supreme Governor of the Church of England!


sgfreak711

I was under the impression his deployment to Afghanistan was leaked, so the Taliban put a bounty on him. I was right... https://www.rferl.org/a/1079558.html#:~:text=Britain's%20Ministry%20of%20Defense%20has,for%20more%20than%20two%20months.


WarriorAlways

Agreed, I feel the same way, and his actions for his family did nothing but make me an even greater fan. He is the only British royal whom I feel is a true prince.


madcap462

He just wanted to be a part of the family business...


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William was a pilot in the RAF even though he failed the eye test so shouldn’t have been allowed to fly.


GoHomeCryWantToDie

Harry also only managed a B in Art and a D in Geography in his A-levels. He's thick as fuck and would never have made it to Sandhurst if he was a commoner.


holy_cal

They all do. QEII was a mechanic in the War.


Doktor_musmatta

Well yeah, but sending them overseas to actual combat is a different matter. And yes, I know Edward VIII and George VI served on the front in WW1.


holy_cal

It’s definitely noble (no pun intended).


[deleted]

I don't think any British women served in combat during WWII.


grubas

They served in warzones and in combat but they were not supposed to partake. WRNF, WAAF, ATS and more. So you might fly an unarmed cargo plan, through AA fire. But you weren't bombing.


bocaj78

You may be shot but you may never return fire! It’s simply unladylike /s


ClemSpender

You may fly a plane in the war zone, but you must ride it side-saddle, like a true lady.


ImSigmundFraud

There some good reading to be done on the subject of womens roles in WW2. This [Wikipedia article](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_World_War_II) has some links to some useful pages


OneCatch

Not in frontline combat, but there were many involved in SOE behind enemy lines which frequently involved ambushes, assassinations, sabotage work, and was extremely high risk. Also women served in combat support roles like couriering combat aircraft to theatre, manning anti-aircraft guns in civilian locations, and the like.


Erioph47

I've met a couple of them. I used to represent a big UK company in some of its overseas interests back when I was a corporate goon. The royals used to drop in when in town to enquire about business with rictus smiles. Edward and Harry are the only ones worth more than their weight in crusted cumsock imho.


Fredredphooey

Edward and his wife are the ones they have been trotting out all last year because everyone else became controversial for misc. reasons. The Royals produce two kinds of people: Fun, vivacious ones who usually have issues with addiction, women, and sketchy politicians *or* slightly dim, dull, and dutiful ones. You can go back a couple hundred years on this.


bobo_brown

So like a more boring version of the Targaryens?


death_of_flats

Well they're not allowed to kill other Royals anymore. Not since Diana.


SyntaxRex

Hmm I think we should forgo the Metric system for weights and start weighing things in crusted cumsock weight units.


mgatsby2020

Why you bringing ren caprio into this


VietStamm

He was obviously talking about pen lapiro.


SRT4721

Not his fault the military has a height limit


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Len Majiro?


Erioph47

Mebbe Or maybe it was Bhen 'I like to watch my wife fuck other men' Dzhapeero


Waflstmpr

Shen Bapiro? I knew that guy was all talk.


DirtyMikeNelson

Well actually, his name doesn't rhyme with Ben Shapiro. It is Ben Shapiro. And as anyone whose looked at the data can tell you, words that are 100% identical are not technically rhymes. It does not matter how you choose to identify them.


SgtSmackdaddy

Ben??


Chortling_Chemist

Ok, Bean Shabambo


theghostofme

It's Bench Apiro! He's a one-trick magician who can only make benches appear as if out of thin air.


death_of_flats

He worked in a lot of art galleries


Erioph47

yeah I was just a bit pissy thinking about Shapiro commenting on all this when he tries to satisfy his wife using twinkies as dildos (spoiler alert: doesn't work! makes a mess!). Harry's the only worthwhile one of the lot. Rest are just garden variety inbred bicycle seat sniffers or active pedophiles


Iessaiam

Your last sentence is quote worthy an made me smile, thank you


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That's how you give your wife a yeast infection.


catbuscemi

I read this in his voice


what_the_a

Also why did he only reference Prince Phillip (known for being a doofus) and not the Queen? Like the actual head monarch? She also served during WW2 in the only capacity she was able to at the time, if I’m not mistaken.


jesseparks13

Imagine thinking women can have positive contributions /s


SirChasm

It's wouldn't be right to celebrate International Women's Day by actually acknowledging the female heads of monarchy


jhope71

I was gonna ask this, too. I mean, I know women mean absolutely nothing to conservatives, but damn. Prince Philip doesn’t even have any authority. The actual QUEEN, on the other hand, does. And yes, she’s a veteran, too.


beldaran1224

Because men are more important than women, even when they're not?


Hawkbats_rule

Literally everything in the tweet is more applicable to Lizzie than Philip. The only possible b answer, in this instance, is sexism.


statdude48142

I mean that is the subtext being ignored. The second part where he said Phillip 'presided' over anything is basically assuming that because he is the man in the couple one of the most powerful women in the world would listen to him on matters of state. The queen wields little of the power that she can potentially have, Phillip has no power.


mcclouda

I think the other thing is, from the article I read, Meghan and Harry were careful in the interview to be like "But it's not the Queen she's the best!"


LeMeowLePurrr

I mean, it's like he sets himself up, every time he thinks he has a brilliant point. Its amazing


[deleted]

[Here's a video](https://youtu.be/ZEpLKRkVFwU) that does a good job explaining how and why Ben Shapiro does this bullshit intentionally.


Korvax_of_Myrmidon

If you can’t blind them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit


Honeysenpaiharuchan

I’m convinced that like Glenn Beck, Ben is just an entertainer who doesn’t believe anything he says but just sits around figuring out how to make money pushing buttons.


[deleted]

He's also a Hollywood wannabe, he tried to write a few scripts but nothing came of it, then he found he could make good money and get on TV by writing insane inflammatory articles for Breitbart, his early work is so offensive, he himself has denounced them.


No_Prize4655

*whispers “that’s every right wing media personality’s gig.”


true_gunman

Shit even Donald Trump. He knew he had a better chance running as a conservative. The dude just says random shit he knows his followers will eat up


Greful

Exactly. There's money in telling people what they want to hear.


Beard_o_Bees

I thought Beck had found the Mormon Jesus and was a reformed, repentant man... Don't tell me that he was making that shit up...


coffeetablestain

Thought Slime needs a lot more love.


fatherfrank1

Ben's just being a real, classic conservative - tradition over everything, regardless of obsolescence and incompatibility with reality.


Backupusername

"I'm not defending them because I know anything about the situation, or have any attachment to it. I just really don't like it when white people are accused of racism."


GreatQuestion

This is the distilled essence of modern conservatism.


[deleted]

That's literally the entire republican party at this point lmao. Did they read any of those Dr. Seuss books that are going out of print? Probably not until they were told it was racist


Youareobscure

Probably still not even now. The Dr Seus books that are selling like crazy aren't the ones that were discontinued. They probably didn't even look up which books were "canceled" before making a purchase.


Mentalpatient87

Boy, you could pin this comment to a lot of Reddit threads.


Blue_is_da_color

Thankfully that’s what r/fragilewhiteredditor is for


guestpass127

Except conservatives try to quash GOOD traditions too (like social security). it’s not about preserving traditions, it’s about preserving traditions which keep Bens’s ilk in positions of authority and power


JanMichaelVincent16

I wouldn’t call Social Security a tradition, exactly, just because to me, tradition is just “we’ve done it this way for so long that we forgot the initial context and have no idea if it’s necessary anymore.” The reason we have Social Security isn’t “we’ve always had it”, it’s “we used to not have it, and not having it meant working and middle class people couldn’t retire without fear of dying in the street.”


Corporate_Drone31

Shapiro has any power? I mean authority I can agree with (witness conservatives), but power?


bbktbunny

Maybe not power so much as influence.


Elevated_Dongers

He contributes to the dryness of vaginas everywhere


bbktbunny

Mine shrivels at the mention of his name.


WreckTheTrain

The people who pay him have power.


EatinToasterStrudel

Let's be real though. He wouldn't be on the side of the monarchy if Meghan wasn't biracial. The details don't matter here. All he cares about is being angry at the black woman.


DenL4242

Imagine thinking that if you've done something noble in the past, you're allowed to be as terrible as you want for the rest of your life without consequences.


B4cteria

And even after said-life, given how thawed he looks nowadays.


ahh_geez_rick

*Girl look how thawed you fucking look!*


stringfree

Conservatives just want the latter half of that.


Goodknievel

So he is asking us to imagine being a vile repository of bigotry and then someone calls us out?


Bos4271

Yes, just put yourself in Ben’s shoes...


Goodknievel

Considering his foot fetish, I would rather not...


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

He’s apparently a size 10. I can’t fit in that shit.


Politicshatesme

no way he’s an actual size 10 at his height. He’s an 8 with big shoes on


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

Wearing clown shoes seems right up his alley, honestly. I’ll give him a size 5.


nubenugget

Imagine calling out your family for being a vile repository of bigotry and forgetting to mention there's a bit of pedophilia sprinkled in.


Flippin_diabolical

Just Imagine thinking the royal family helped mitigate the economic crisis of the 1970s. He lives in a weird little world.


HistoricalFrosting18

Came here to say that. Prince Phillip has never presided over anything and what has the Cold War got to do with anything?


bjeebus

Seriously, why is Philip's name being dropped in here? When has he ever been the one that mattered? Did the asshole just forget that QEII is the head of the house?


ObamaTookMyPun

He helped preside over it...which I believe means he was around, in the general vicinity, doing something or other, when it happened.


death_of_flats

upping the rent to help the poor


lilibureau

Prince Philip had TIES to the nazis ....


Bos4271

Ben’s feelings don’t care about your facts, lili.


TrySUPERHard

Lol I lost it when I read fighting Nazis. Because I swear it said fighting for*, but let’s all be honest, he sure was rooting for them. I cannot believe the amount of people who supported the Nazis and got literally no consequence for it. IE Henry Ford, Prescott Bush, the dude from IBM, the list is ridiculously long, and MOST OF THEM ARE BIG COMPANIES today. Amazing what money can do!


bdpowkk

Yeah what's the deal with that? Why do rich company owners hate Jewish people so much?


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aesu

They probably liked the bit where Hitler killed all the socialists and union leaders, and privatized everything. They probably just couldn't care less about the jews.


bjeebus

Henry Ford was avidly antisemitic. Jews were probably the only group he hated as much as labor. The fact that labor and Jews traditionally had a lot of overlap was just icing on his hate-cake.


death_of_flats

Such a socialist


Ask_me_4_a_story

Way back in the day Christians were forbidden from lending money and charging high interest (usury was what it was called). So Jewish people were like, oh, we got that shit, want to borrow some money? It worked well sometimes and they got some good interest lending out the money but way back then if you drove the whole lot of them out of your country it drove the debts away as well. The main reason to hate Jews was...wait for it... money.


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Prescott Bush was THE Nazi collaborator. He specialized in doing business with the Nazis for American industry.


Frydendahl

Siemens literally used Jewish slave labour. I'm sure several other big major German companies that are still around did as well.


overeasy-e

And Switzerland!!


lilibureau

I genuinely laughed! Thank you 😊


NextCandy

“While Prince Philip, age 16, was still at Gordonstoun, his sister Cecilie died tragically in a plane crash. At her funeral in Germany he marched next to men in Nazi uniforms. Philip has never confirmed the family’s Nazi ties, but none of his sisters were invited to his 1947 royal wedding to Queen Elizabeth. In the book “Royals and the Reich,” Philip told author Jonathan Petropolous that his family was jealous of Jewish people for their financial success, but he didn’t recall specific Nazi connections. The photographs tell a different story.” (History Channel)


a-horse-has-no-name

Crazy how Jews were forced to take on roles in society that Christians deemed only appropriate for Jews and then accuse them of succeeding.


suxatjugg

Hey you, you're only allowed to be a banker! Oi, fucker, why are you being a banker! \- christian geniuses with very big IQs


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bozzie4

To get him thrown of the trone, as it were.


Quesly

which is insane because he already quit being king once


death_of_flats

"was heavily pressured into"


[deleted]

And over the years he's made it quite clear, he's not a fan of the not whites.


MrsNLupin

He's literally Phillip Mountbatten because the BRF figured that given his sister's ties to the Nazis and general anti German sentiment, the House of Glucksburg would not be well tolerated once Elizabeth II ascended the throne. He was forced to renounce his titles in Denmark and in Greece before he married Elizabeth. The children would have been the House of Mountbatten... Then uncle Dickie made the most idiot move of his entire life and toasted "The future Royal House Mountbatten" at a party. Word got back to Queen Mary and the Queen Mother and, outraged, they pushed for Lizzie to retain the House of Windsor (itself renamed from the Victorian era when it was Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, due to anti-German sentiment from the first world war) and style all of her children as Windsors. Originally, Charles and Anne- the heir and the spare- were Windsors while Andrew and Edward were Mountbatten-Windsors. It appears that in the days since, Charles has also adopted that surname, as George, Charlotte, Louis, and Archie all share that last name.


a-horse-has-no-name

That 's the only thing that gets Ben's dick hard enough to risk the blisters and sores he'd get from trying to fuck his wife's Sahara vagina.


GreenwallTheLights

To be fair, didn’t he also have ties to killing nazis as well? Genuinely asking, not trying to be a contrarian


Raccoon_Army_Leader

Alright, I’ll bite. What’s ‘dkfm’?


wily_jack

i had to google it, urban dictionary says it stands for “dont fucking kill me” and is similar to “im dead” as in “this is making me laugh” - never heard or seen this one before. is this what getting old is?


upinthecloudz

Yeah, I think this is it. I was too lazy to break out UD initially and my head canon was 'Don't fucking know, man'. So far off. Zoomers are really something different. On the other hand, from the other definitions it seems like there's a racial component to how it's used, and even kids weren't caught up on it last year.


adooot

Yeahh you got it pretty much. DFKM is pretty popular among young black London people. It's more widespread, since London's culture is so popular now, but that's who it's still associated with.


rosewatercereal

I read it as "da fuq, klan-man" and will be using it accordingly.


Guildwood

Came to the comments for this


comfortable_dood

>‘dkfm’ [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dfkm](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dfkm)


myeverymovment

Imagine making women dry.


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Ben obviously does not understand who is in charge. Phillip is just window dressing.


cdiddy19

Yes how dare a mother and father point out the racism that is affecting their children. How dare they


Cryptoporticus

People like Shapiro are struggling to decide whether they want to support the Royal Family or a black woman. It must be hard for them.


M4CC487

Strange that the queen doesn’t even get a mention.


death_of_flats

Considering she is the actual monarch and Philip is the official bint.


[deleted]

Fucking hell, why does Shapiro just have to be a raging asshole contrarian about EVERYTHING that sounds like a morally valid opinion?


LabCoat_Commie

There are enough raging inbred assholes cheering and throwing money at him to do it, I guess? I just keep trying to imagine the audience for this shit, and then promptly regretting it.


Seanspeed

That's what regressive culture warriors do. They are anti-left first and foremost.


SamCarter_SGC

American obsession with the royal family is fucking stupid.


copacetic51

Imagine being angrier at Harry than at his Uncle Andrew, pictured multiple times with Jeffrey Epstein and the teenage girls Epstein procured for him.


death_of_flats

You saw it with Trump. Disloyalty to the leader is the only failing. The leader does not need to reciprocate.


Ikoikobythefio

Not to mention it harbors pedophiles


TwiztedHeat

Imagine being Prince Philip and doing all that shit and then watching your son be a pedophile and doing nothing about it


demotecontrol

Hint: conservatives back during the Revolution were called “Loyalists”.


aferg456

Anti American asshole.


Parsimonious_Pete

Brit here, Ben Shapiro can fuck off.


topbitchdawg

He lost his mother to the same people that are now targetting his wife. They wont stop until another fucking person dies. Fuck you, benny boy.


beautnight

Kind of telling that he singled out Prince Phillip (who had strong family ties to the Nazis) and not Queen Victoria, who also served during WW2. But hey, women don't exist in his world, right? Edit: Queen Elizabeth. But hey they’re all immortal anyway, right?


Bos4271

Honestly given the longevity in that family, Queen Victoria serving in WWII isn’t entirely implausible. Kind of funny for some reason to think of Victoria interacting with Patton 😂


holy_cal

Queen Victoria serving in WWII is actually very implausible because she died in 1901.


Bos4271

Watch Elizabeth live to 150 then tell me it’s not plausible


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~~Imagine defending an Epstein crony pedophile.~~ Wrong prince, my bad, but the royal family can all suck it.


MFK00

Wrong Prince, this one is his racist dad, racist but by all reports not a pedo, important to get the accusations right.


Bos4271

Takes one to know one


flim_flam_jim_jam

As if he did shit during the cold War


GeraldSmeltzer86

The royal family (minus the Queen) ARE a bunch of bigots 🤣


Oderry

Imagine being Ben Shapiro, thinking a WAP is a sign of something wrong with a vagina.


LoopDoGG79

To be fair, the "monarchy" from 1789 is VASTLY and FUNDAMENTALLY different from the "monarchy" from 2021........


greybruce1980

Come on Shapiro. If you start looking down on nazis, you might lose a lot of your audience. On the other hand, if you lose, you can spend more time with the Sahara that is your wife. Edit:updated due to an error.


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Greful

It's a never ending source of revenue


MeenScreen

I know you are criticising him, but the best thing to do is ignore this awful cunt.


Pioustarcraft

American really believe that European Kings and Queens have a word to say in the ruling of the country ? Brah, Belgium kicked its King out for a day because he refused to sign abortion law...


Sarah-loves-cats

Why the weird focus on Prince Philip? The Monarch is QUEEN Elizabeth.


Yee_Haw97

Prince Philip never presided over anything. His only job is to walk behind his wife. He literally married his boss & lives off her money.


tinymom7674

Imagine thinking an aroused woman has a medical condition


Bos4271

Imagine trolling your husband so hard you get him to post about how he never makes you wet


andersenWilde

I actually pity that woman


Doktor_musmatta

It's not like prince Philip fought the Nazis because they were Nazis..


BreadyStinellis

Exactly. He hated the nazis as much as American "hero" Charles Lindbergh. By that I mean he really dug the nazi cause.


T0BIASNESS

Two brother in-laws were Nazis lol


mcobsidian101

Is there actually any evidence of him supporting Nazism though? The photo of him at his sister's funeral gets used as evidence lot...but all it shows is him in the funeral procession with soldiers behind him. It's not like he invited them, it was a public event.


faithdies

Conservatives don't have problems with monarchies or dictatorships. They just have problems with the people in charge. Especially if it's not them.


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r/shitmonarchistssay


FabriFibra87

...wait so Americans can never say anything nice about England, ever, because hundreds of years ago we separated from them in a war? How effing stupid is that?