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GulfCoast_Ty

Truckers: "I see you have chosen death."


I_dementia87

If you nail all the cars and take out the group that's a lifetime achievement award. Bonus points if you're smoking a cigarette while hauling a fuel tanker full of fumes.


jbond18251

Flip flops?


[deleted]

Yes, and sticky stained sweatpants


Truckinn_Hard

Would they be sticky before or after you hit a car/person or two?


[deleted]

Cheap skiing with about the same amount of risk


g00b1n4t0r

This picture was actually taken on a road in Washington that is closed to trucks during the winter..


TacoRedneck

That sign cant stop me because I can't read.


PM_ME_UR_GROOTS

*ENGINE BRAKING PROHIBITED* good thing I can't read *GU GU GU GU GU GU GU GU*


fury45iii

You're no fun.


senorbolsa

Doesn't mean one won't still come.


[deleted]

witch one im a trucker in washington ;)


deeretech129

I'm not so sure this is a runaway ramp, it appears to have a stop sign at the end of it and it curves off towards the top.


tobisowles

I don't think that's a stop sign, I think that's someone that skipped leg day. And it does come straight off the angle of the picture taker, that's just full of parked cars. So, you get two kinds of bowling for the price of one!


diggsalot

Looks like someone with an inner tube on their back


redksull

I guess you have never seen the truck runaway ramps on highway 3 in BC lol.. you must cross the median and take the runaway ramp


deeretech129

What? That's crazy. I'm on familiar with them in the Rockies and a few other areas across the mountain states.


redksull

Not trying to be sny, but in BC we only have single lane highways. Not like the interstate style /freeway style .. and yes please lookup kootnney pass summit. I think its 20km up and down


ikidd

I think the word you're looking for is "snide".


Frumplequest

“Sny” is a perfectly cromulent word.


Agamemnon323

Coquihala is double laned!


redksull

Coke is hwy 5, crowsnest is highway 3 Coke is double laned Crowsnest is not


Agamemnon323

Yeah I’m aware. I was replying to the part where you said in BC our highways are always single lane. I left out highway one in the Fraser valley and all the others in/near Vancouver because they’re more city roads.


mackerley

I get a kick at some of the locations for a runaway ramp.


Fastcashbadcredit

I just drove back to Ontario from BC and was surprised to see that most of the runaway truck ramps are curved and not straight. Makes no sense to me lol


lady_anya_sith

That thing that appears to be a stop sign looks like a very small tree. But it's kinda shadowy to be sure.


dwc151

I've seen people stopped and eating a picnic lunch on the ramp before.


Troubador222

I saw someone changing a flat tire on a car, in front of the ramp on Cabbage last year.


goodguypolk

Hey what’s that big white thing coming at us


saginawslim9

Plus, that grueling trudge up isn't worth the few seconds of "skiing" you get as a reward.


DmvLocal

Bonus if your hauling sleds


AverageTruckDriver

I wish I was rich enough to see stuff like this take place and be like yeah I’m taking that ramp today.


[deleted]

That’s a pretty fucked way to think.


AverageTruckDriver

I’d also like to make popsicles with my poop that are candy coated and hand out to your kids


[deleted]

Well your user name checks out lol


AverageTruckDriver

That’s just elementary kid. Join my group chat during the driving hours and we come up with many ideas.