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Allnewsisfakenews

How I feel after a Las Vegas buffet


HayseedJunky

This is the relevant comment.


KuijperBelt

Aaaaand this is the blue haired taliban ‘pushing back’ comment


HayseedJunky

What the fuck? I thought his comment was hilarious.


Brilliant-Average654

blue haired taliban 😂😂


junk_mail_haver

Is it really Mother's day when technically you are the father, because you are now a man? 🧐


WSB_Czar

Science!


starberd

*Science Rules!*


iheartrsamostdays

They double dip on the days


dudeman4win

I’m confused 🤔


Elitehooper23

So are they.


StandardnPoor

When is thermonuclear exchange?


KuijperBelt

Where do I sign up for ground zero behind home plate seats?


666Elon666

We are lost


WSB_Czar

Putin was right.


LeroyJenkensJimbo

shill.


WSB_Czar

Да.


junk_mail_haver

Дmongus


WSB_Czar

Дnal


BlackTransGoldberg

israel sandy arabia and america good!


nyglthrnbrry

Meh not really. But if my choice was between them, or Russia, Iran and China, I'm not sure that I would switch sides


HayseedJunky

Move to Russia. If it seems so awesome, take your ass to Russia. I don't agree with any of the craziness as of late, but that doesn't mean that Putin isn't a fuck face.


igetmadzooted

Bro got woooshed n wrote a thinkpiece


HayseedJunky

That's right. Love it or leave it bitches.


BloodyTim

We used to treat schizophrenia. Now we just tell them that their delusions are real and it's everyone else that's wrong.


BlackTransGoldberg

its autism not schizophrenia


BloodyTim

It doesn't matter what the condition is. As long as we all pretend it's normal behavior and anyone who disagrees is a Nazi


Beer_Pants

Hoenstly fuck you. One my closest friends is schizophrenic and has struggled with delusions, hallucinations, the related work struggles. Dude isn't allowed to drive legally. And he's also the most charming motherfucker on the planet. He's also helped me find work, he's my concert pal. And he's one of the most affirmative people to me as a trans person I have in my life. Not all things are created equal. Treatments for different conditions are variable. I just want people to stop jerking their knees so fucking hard and trying to sound cool all the fucking time when they haven't got a fucking clue.


BloodyTim

The point of my original post is that people are trying to force normalization of abnormal behavior. I don't care if you're trans. I don't care what you do with your life it makes no difference to me. But forcing me to accept non realities like a pregnant man and calling me a bigot if I push back against it is just gas lighting.


Beer_Pants

Trans men are men. Full stop. Every bit a man as your father. It's not gas lighting to say "damn, crazy world, Lotta different life experiences that I can't relate to but it's not my place to impose judgement." It's a lot easier than equivocating the existence of trans people and the way they like to be treated and schizophrenia.


BloodyTim

I am a carrot. Full stop. If you don't agree with me you are a carrotphobe


Brilliant-Average654

🥕


Beer_Pants

Actually what you are is retarded and I'll have an easy time getting a doctor to agree with me


Beer_Pants

I don't know how I'm supposed to coexist with people like you anymore


BloodyTim

What's funny is that you think I'm right wing and not an open minded person. You probably think I voted for Trump and I'm devoutly religious. That I'm extremely uncomfortable with the LGBTQ community. The truth is non of those things are true. I believe in personally liberty and I don't think that compelling/coercing someone to think or speak a certain way bc it makes you feel like the person you were meant to be, is the way to go about getting acceptance in this world.


Beer_Pants

Didn't say any of those things. Do the bare minimum and treat people with the respect they deserve or get fucked. It's my personal liberty to insult you when you act like a cunt.


BloodyTim

I'm trying to figure out at what point in this back and forth on a comedy subreddit I was being a cunt. Maybe it was when I disagreed with you?


Beer_Pants

Very beginning dude, when you equivocated being trans with being schizophrenic. Pro tip: don't do that if you don't wanna get called a cunt by a trans person. If that's hard to figure out, give up.


Beer_Pants

Frankly, I don't know what you believe. But I don't want whatever so called "acceptance" on your terms.


HunterBunterBoy

No they’re not. That’s why there is the distinction with the term trans. Otherwise we would just call them men.


Beer_Pants

People already do. Motherfuckers really out here telling on themselves not knowing how pronouns OR adjectives work


HunterBunterBoy

People do… not even close to a majority. Telling on ourselves for what?… understanding biology and language? We understand pronouns and adjectives the way they are defined kiddo. You can’t seem to grasp the English language nor the understanding that your mental illness gives you no authority to redefine it…unless we can all try to rewrite language. Trans men are men Legs are arms Farts are burps Gummy bears are grizzly bears Dogs are cats Biology is up for debate by silly undereducated kids


Beer_Pants

Damn ever asked a biologist where they think gender comes from? Weird how biologists don't really agree with the essentials view of gender you're pushing. I'm tired of arguing. There isn't a good social, scientific, or philosophical reason not to affirm trans people. Get on board or get fucked. I'm not making it my business to convince people to use Google or Wikipedia any more. You make it your business to make the world more laborious for trans people. I'm gonna do the same for you. You can try to understand or we'll step back to eye for an eye.


HunterBunterBoy

Let’s be honest…you’ve never met a biologist or a scientist for that matter. Otherwise you would know how stupid the statement “there isn’t a good social,scientific, reason NOT to…blah, blah. Burden is on you man. It’s on you to prove all of biology wrong, not on us to prove it right.


HunterBunterBoy

And do you know of any others species on this planet that are as intelligent as we are while pretending we’re are the opposite sex or even pretending to be part of an infinite spectrum of gender. Silly


HunterBunterBoy

“Telling on themselves” Bro…🤣🤣🤣 Ironically not knowing how either pronouns or “adjectives” work. Good luck man.


Beer_Pants

Also, being trans isn't abnormal behavior. That's the point. That's why you get called a bigot.


BloodyTim

When trans people represent less than one tenth of a percent of the population what else do you call it. Atypical? Sorry if the word offended you but I didn't think saying it was abnormal was an insult. My wife doesn't want to have kids. I would say that is abnormal but I'm not insulting her.


Financial_Pianist209

Statistically it is abnormal hun.


Brilliant-Average654

She*


UnhumanNewman

Well it is mental health awareness month


rtt702

Just a chemically and surgically altered pregnant woman. 🤷‍♂️ Not a man by any stretch


WSB_Czar

I dare you to tell that to Blair white.


[deleted]

I almost said “Blair White is more of a woman than this geezer” but then I remembered that Blair White is male to female and has no uterus at all, so basically what I’m trying to say is everything is really really grey and I’m confused.


_DiscoNinja_

Eww


syllencedd_

Looks like men do have a say in pregnancy


blonderaider21

Well she’s still a biological woman…so no not really


Afraid_Philosophers

But tHeY iDeNtiFy as a mAn


blonderaider21

Of course! What better way to feel manly than to…get pregnant and give birth lol


Afraid_Philosophers

Men can have a feminine side too!


SoflaSF

FINALLY I"M REPRESENTED!!! ​ GODDAMNIT THERES TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE IN THIS PIC!!!


MethAddictManish

What has happened to this country?


WSB_Czar

We turned our backs on God.


coogiwaves

God is the king of fake business


HayseedJunky

Oh boy. Then I guess you hate Tim because he's gay?


JobbieJob

Will you fuck off already? You lost the plot, either you're a Reddit HQ propogandist or lurking for some BS cause. Back to the front page with your fuckery.


siredwardh

Just wish him well.


HayseedJunky

You have a cartoon emoji. Chill the fuck out. [betterhelp.com](https://betterhelp.com) that TIM betterhelp.com


JobbieJob

Nah it's just that you have SUCH basic bitch logic...it's so vanilla man. Like your whole worldview is just an amalgam of front page bot processing.


HayseedJunky

This is good. I love watching retards spiral out of control. What else is awesome about me genius?


BlackTransGoldberg

america was always a degenerate place but it had christanity so the gods chosen turned the people onto it and you see the end result.


JobbieJob

It creates and enforced uniform social norms and codes that were expressed both through the community and earlier laws. Liberalism eroded those, which advanced to progressivism, which advanced to shitting in the streets and not being able to say who or what 'type' of person attacked you.


_Zedd96

So goodbye to mommy milkers


wolfofballsstreet

We are in end times…wish us well


siredwardh

This is all Ben’s fault. He just couldn’t keep his fucking mouth shut.


HayseedJunky

Says every single generation since literally ever...


Johnny1006

One of them will be correct


HayseedJunky

That's true it is a broken clock scenario.


WaRhorsE776

Nauseating


HezzyConnects

Every time I walk past CK and see the ads I commit to never purchasing from them.


ChimpMVDE

I'm pro choice now.


Diddlemyloins

I don’t care about your gender, pregnancy is fucking gross, and let’s stop pretending it’s not.


diata22

Is that post malone?


OK_ULTRA

These fucking retards at ad agencies have no idea how to read the room. If you work in advertising and are reading this I hope you realize how useless your job is. Even if you’re the CD, by default, you’re a fucking idiot lol.


mydrunkuncle

If this post didn’t exist wouldn’t it be better for what you are trying to say? I would’ve never in a million years seen this headline if it weren’t for YOU. It’s almost as if these companies want just as many clicks from people who think this is obviously ridiculous as people who don’t


jcarey4793

People still wear Calvin Klein?


samfishx

No, but the company still exists because their side hustle was always finding 12-year-old child models for rich people to fuck.


CephaloG0D

He's not pregernaught. He's just got a beer belly


tangtastic101

🫃


PaleontologistTrue74

I wish them well.


Shop-Crafty

I think he just drinks too much beer


smic3111

This is normal 🤡


BlackTransGoldberg

new normal you better accept it bigot, few years ago it was let people do what they want as long as they are not hurting anyone


smic3111

Ok


BlackTransGoldberg

honk honk


DiscountShoeOutlet

Sorry I'm not a biologist, idk what a mother


smic3111

What’s a mother? 🤡 ha


ConfusedKanye

I wish them well.


destinationdadbod

But they want to be called a man. Shouldn’t they celebrate Father’s Day? Greedy mother fuckers.


Alternative_Code_113

I ain’t wearing them no more


democratic_butter

The West deserves to fall.


siredwardh

“I wish him well.”


[deleted]

Attention economy 😅🤪


Admirable_Anal

A zombie apocalypse doesnt seem that bad, I rather live in that reality.


KuijperBelt

At least the duck face soulless gaze skinny bitch support is accurately depicted


tylergalaxy

What is happening


moralprolapse

I call bullshit. That’s an unpregnant man, and as the same, I’ve looked more pregnant for years.


Mysterious-Tiger4726

Back in my day cutting your tits off was considered retarded.


Financial_Pianist209

I wish them well


HunterBunterBoy

Not a man. A woman with unnatural hair growth from a wildly unhealthy forced hormone regiment.


Mobile_Second8065

Gross.


Cool-Proof-3678

Bunch of haters in here...just let the man born his baby