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Each quadrant's final solution to the racism problem.

Each quadrant's final solution to the racism problem.

youhjjhhhjj

True equality will only be achieved once everybody is equally racist


gryfalis

I'm doing my part !


GaryGhost18

Fuck white people (Aight I started the basic one, you guys do the next ones)


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itsopossumnotpossum

Haitians


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matteofox

But they speak *French*


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muradinner

Based


Eldorian91

Yourself.


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echonian

I would say half-jokingly that you're likely considered socially black by association due to the "just a drop" rules of modern racial stereotypes in most of the western world. So you can hate on white folks just fine. I'm not so sure about Dominicans.


nflonlyalt

> (Aight I started the basic one, you guys do the next ones) Fuck the Jews!


Base_D

fuck black people


killerflag98

Fuck jewish people


killerflag98

Now I wait for the ban


GaryGhost18

Flair checks out


throwaway12245774939

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Real_Clever_Username

Everyone already is. Some are more honest about it than others.


idkmanseemskindagay

Wait if everyone became brown then people would still be racist because some people will hate that others are slightly more brown than they are.


wolseyley

*This comment was brought to you by India.*


I-rape-jesus

Its even worse in the south.


TheDonMan97

As a South Indian, based and get fairness cream-pilled


panzerboye

It's now *glow and lovely*


Smackolol

Fairness cream works on so many levels


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

I dated a Telugu girl, the only thing she hated more than black people was other Indians.


saywhatfam

_Africa has entered the chat_


JakeSnake07

Forget Africa, Black VS Lightskins is a thing in America. Light VS Dark Hispanics as well.


arogon

*Russia has entered the chat* For real tho, if you aint from Moscow you ain't shit. Don't even get me started on how Soviet Block Belorussians/Ukranians are viewed. Made me realize its not about race but about feeling superior to others. US did the same thing with Italians/Irish.


saywhatfam

Bingo. There is this perception that racism originated in America or that it’s worse in America than elsewhere - both ideas are so foolish I dont know where to start.


thebigmumaw

Many countries are just casually racist. America isn’t perfect by any stretch of the imagination, but the racism problem is always blown way out of proportion because people have no perspective on other countries. And that includes developed countries.


Pecuthegreat

That's more ethnic/tribal hate than people hating over who's more white so like maybe two guys looking the same but one would be "white" because his most significant great-great-great grand father was white and vice versa with the "black" guy.


saywhatfam

That’s not the point The point is if everyone is one color, any color, people will find a reason to hate one another based on shades of that same color Like in Africa, where despite popular myths, white people weren’t that common and plenty of places have tribalism based on skin tone, height and dozens of other visible characteristics


TheCommissarGeneral

> and plenty of places have tribalism based on skin tone, height and dozens of other visible characteristics See: Rwandan Genocide


idkmanseemskindagay

No no this comment was brought to you by *Joe*


Shadger

Who’s Joe


alphafox351

LETS GO BRANDON


openaccountrandom

joe…. jo…. jo mama


NeverBeenBannedEver

You don’t even need to look further than black Americans to find light skinned vs dark skinned vs very dark skinned strife. The fact that no one already pointed this out shows me that people here really don’t know any black people.


Boonesfarmbananas

brought to you by literally every culture on earth light skin is prized everywhere, far predating many cultures’ first contact with “white” Europeans


JeanneSummerLover

At a guess, it has to do with social status and economic value. A person who has lots of wealth does not need to work the fields the way the poor farmer does, so the wealthy person does not get as much sunlight as the farmer did. In modern America, the new ideal seems to be a healthy tan, the kind someone only gets by being able to afford days off work at places with lots of clear sunlight. Not being stuck in a dead end office job, and not getting sun burned in only a few areas such as arms and face, while being paler on the rest of the body. But again, just a guess.


purplepenguin4163

Same with being fat. Back in the day it was desirable; it was a sign of wealth because most couldn't afford to eat that well. Nowadays many are obese because cheap/convenient food is generally unhealthy


faustowski

remember tutsi and hutu? yeah me neither


idkmanseemskindagay

Something.. Rwandan Genocide.. something..


jiniyoro

As a person from Rwanda i can only confirm that the price of stupidity is only 1 million people out of 6 million in 100 days. Sooo


radmadicalhatter

Look mate - every upstart operates in the red for a while - I will say that’s a hell of a burndown rate though yikes


neatntidy

Not only that, it was mostly achieved old-school with machetes and blunt objects. When I was in Rwanda I visited a preschool where they killed all 70 kids by just taking turns swinging them against the same brick wall, head first, same spot. The wall still had a stain on it.


Rank4WHOOP

Jesus Christ


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Or the Isaaq or Circassians or Cathars or kulaks


ieatconfusedfish

The US is actually kinda weird in that the different ethnic groups look so different. In a lot of the world there's different ethnicities in the country but to an outsider people might look about the same because they're all the same "race" And those places can get *a lot* more racist than the US


KvinnoralskarAnkor

Europeans whenever the Roma are brought up is a treat. Holy shit it’s hilarious to see people so smug and superior about the US’s racial issues, but then someone says “kinda like how you view the Roma” and it’s basically authright quoting “despite making up 13% of the population” but with no sense of irony


ShakeyCheese

No silly, the US invented racism.


Tycho39

Reminds me of that episode of Fairly Odd Parents where everyone was turned into gray blobs and you still had people going around stating that "they are the grayest and the blobbiest."


idkmanseemskindagay

People will find a way to hate each other no matter what


averagethrowaway21

Yep. I've said it before. If we all end up the same color there will be people demanding belly button inspections so that the innies and outies can fight.


EntGuyHere

innie master race


MisterSarcMan

Right, color/race just happened to be the *most convenient* way, which I wish more people would get.


sincle354

Just give em the Butter Battle Book. That's as on the nose as you can get.


CommercialPotential1

Left be like > this is what the pure right utopia would be like!! Boring and colorless!!! Right be like > This is the future the left wants, ugly and you still have racism!! Owned libtard!!! Auth be like > nerve-staple the masses and enforce your ideology risk-free :D


CallOfReddit

Humen will be silly no matter what


Magnus_Tesshu

Therefore return to monke


Zandrick

Based and return to monke pilled


Ghostifier2k0

If you're mixed race you're hated by both whites and blacks xD


Boonesfarmbananas

but you’re LOVED by [advertisers! ](https://i.imgur.com/LIg6kQf.jpg)


openaccountrandom

like that episode of fairly odd parents where everyone is a grey blob people will always find a way to oppress others, if it’s not skin colour, it’s religion or language or class or whatever…all the rest of the -isms.


fatmallards

wtf your comment reanimated the feelings of existential dread when I first saw that episode. that concept haunted me for weeks


the_sirgigio

Yes, brazilian here and being brown doesn't change much.


Addi-The-Hun

Reminds me of the black people killing and genociding other black people in Africa over race


kylorensgrandfather

Colorist*


griper86

It would be the deletion of all culture. It is terrible that this is looked at as a good thing. What do the individual groups and people think of total absorption!


PeterZweifler

*deletion of all culture but one


TheHashassin

We'd just start hating eachother based on eye color or height or some other completely arbitrary physical trait.


julioarod

Just force everyone to be the same shade of blue. Problem solved.


PeterZweifler

It's not about colors, it's about culture. A child of two loving parents will generally hate neither culture. At least in theory.


VladTheChadDracula

Except we see today that they tend to get rejected by both.


Pecuthegreat

depends on how fortunate and inculturated they are and if those races/ethnicities already had beef.


QuietHumanMachine

Despite being only 13% of the population, Java-programmed people are responsible for more than half of all bugs.


the_fourth_way

"It's not the code! It's the runtime environment!"


Sahir1359

“I worked so well that one time on my machine!”


AspSupreme

"I'm not codist. The system my program runs on is Java!"


LukeDK461

The new jre fucked me up.


benjammin9292

Thus containers were born


mcilrain

"Double the RAM so the garbage collector runs less often!"


DysprosiumGamer

interpreted languages in general


martinux

No step on my python!


Magnus_Tesshu

Snek language okay


KookaB

Snek language great though a bit slow, I consider it my primary and favorite for work, JavaScript is just chaos though


CaitaXD

He isn't retarded he was made in python just give him some time


thenumber24

*[Based and software engineering pilled](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/c0n22w/my_take_on_the_programming_language_political/)*


Throwaway-tan

This is outdated now, no Rust.


My_Cringy_Video

I cheated on anti-racism class and still flunked


CallOfReddit

My dad used to have lessons about what the Party Leader was rambling. Little did he know his, kid would have to go through the same shit after USSR collapsed.


SrpskaCast

Turkmenistan?


Devourer_of_Godz

Thats just you being based


bobbyzimbabwe

Flunk-pilled


griper86

You tried to pass and failed?!


JogPanson

Are you white perhaps?


WisherWisp

Automatic fail.


ilFaus

That means you are racist.


MS-07B-3

Hey, is that Jin-Roh?


MissouriMonarchist

Seriously some of the best animation I've ever seen.


GreatSwordOfVictory

Big shout out to Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (1999). Absolute banger, do recommend.


MS-07B-3

Man, I haven't seen that in almost 20 years.


realnpc

Fantastic movie. Pretty damn good.


Clone303

Finally Jin-Roh makes an appearance in PCM, my life is now complete.


GG-00

Yes! The sheer awesomeness of Oshii's armor design maens that you kinda have to back AuthRight here, simply to have it go into production. It's so unbelievably badass. FWYI, there's a LIVE ACTION Korean version on Netflix: [https://www.netflix.com/title/80239666](https://www.netflix.com/title/80239666) It looks so good!


GG-00

BTW, the undying irony is that Jin-Roh is supposed to be anti-Fascist.


Bruhman1212

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah


Truebman

Dam while tbh I really don't like Mechanicus, that speech is so fucking good.


mAdHaPpY222

Based


GeneralMe21

You can’t be racist when you are all stuffed full of grilled meat. Too hard to move to do anything.


TheFlarper

Based and eats too much meat to be racist pilled


CaptPriceosrs

I would much rather grill/bbq with black folks NGL


Sanddune1

I‘m always baffled by their ability to use more than just pepper and salt as seasoning


cybieck

then, my boy, you will love reunionese cuisine


Sour_Badger

Sounds like you have a problem with India and it’s majority Hindu vegetarian population


GeneralMe21

Naw grilled veggies for them


TheAcrithrope

Alright, anime in auth right?


Anonshin

Jin-Roh, the Wolf Brigade Such a fucking cool animated movie with extremely nice visuals and a interesting story


the_fourth_way

It's called the Wolf Brigade. Seriously, check it out. Anime or not, it's a great movie.


Xylo_42

Fantastic movie tbh. Now I wanna rewatch it


ReadyStrategy8

AuthRight are just as much weeb as the other quadrants.


jOhNnYbOi455

>Final Solution Authcenter has an idea


KatKaneki

In an ideal future there would be two races, cyborgs and furries.


Dirrey193

Based and furry pilled


notallbutsome

Just nuke us all.


Smucker5

In a world where racism is no more, the Taliban has been exterminated, there are mandatory classes about all past human cruelties, everyone is more of a Chai tea with milk color at birth, and there is a market for skin recolorization which has replaced tattoos altogether. Everyone happy? Edit: Ok so now that I think about it more...the skin recolorization would probs be used to create a "wealth" race and then that would replace racism. Like only the bloodlines of elites could afford a color like Mystic Peacock Shaman while the poor can only afford Royal Purple. Racism would exist just in a new form. I think I found a flaw in the system.


davidml1023

>Everyone happy? As long as I can grill with my government sanctioned easy-bake hotplate in the properly designated communal area between 2015 and 2030... then I'm good.


Smucker5

I think a few apartment complexes have this sorta thing now. Little communal grill pad, gym, pool, ect. Not gov sanctioned per say but it's paid by the tenant's rent and ruled by the property owners so I mean... basically the same thing.


SplendidAgatha

Based and technicolour racism-pilled.


KimJongUnusual

As long as two people exist, especially two groups, they will find ways to differentiate and one up another.


ReddeningStars

Lib right’s solution sounds unironically based.


dunkinthegreg

Based and transhumanism pilled


LoLifeFasc

The what problem?


Dapper-Print9016

People pretending like there's a racism problem, instead of a classism problem masquerading as a racism problem. Or people not taking a big cup of shut the fuck up and eating some steak.


Blazewardog

Weird how everyone pivioted to complaining about racism after Occupy Wall Street. I disagreed with them to an extent, but they hit the right target. Elites hate when people do that.


Dapper-Print9016

I remember reading multiple stories and watching analysis videos pointing out that OWS was a glorious failure for all intents and purposes and activists have basically been eating their own since then.


dudge_jredd

Yeah the racism problem is the upper class using race to divide the lower classes having them turn on each other both exist and are related


Sercos

Based and class solidarity pilled


tugged_titts69

Well haven't ya heard? We're all Racists now!


Lima_32

Invite them to the grill?


Zek0ri

Based


tugged_titts69

And people still don't join the centricity...you guys are nuts


Dapper-Print9016

Our grills will blot out the sun.


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StraightSilverx21

Underrated reply.


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That girl ugly af Edit: https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/H-GULNtP2kkg_tlUMfsmUzGhNLU=/1484x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/CKVFFZE5IU3H3BHCABPAB4AQ5I.jpg


3AD_EhSeaPee

I'd put her in the uglyhot category, like Benedict Cumberbatch and Adam Driver.


SomeGayBoy1

Honestly you look at the "future american" they show and they're always ugly as fuck. Like look at them: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/30/a3/7730a301e71c965271217f151f2c0f4f.jpg


happy-hedonist

I think that's more down to the fact that they're computer generated than anything. It's the uncanny valley.


dre8

Looks like a character someone made in Mass Effect Andromeda.


lem753

Anyone who thinks being mixed will end racism has never been to Brazil, and anyone thinking being the same ethnicity will end racism has never been to the Balkans


Feralarchon

If we could progress to just hating each other over ideology which is a choice compared to biology which isn't, that would be nice


Memengineer25

This means we can keep hating gypsies, right?


RageAgainstThePushen

I've always said my main issue with racism is it's a lazy reason to hate someone. Regardless of who it is, talk to em for a while. I promise, they'll give you more material.


Zandrick

That’s pretty damn based ngl


Willing-Delay9441

“everyone will be brown” To Lib Left: By saying that you’re still implying that white skin will disappear. The fact that you are celebrating that makes you sound quite racist and like you’re celebrating white extinction.


ParloXow

Well if thats the case Black people will be extinguished too.


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[deleted]

and it's for this reason why I'm Authright.


Eldorian91

That's orange libleft. Green libleft imagines a world where no one cares about race so we all become brown more or less by accident.


I-rape-jesus

Authcenter is secret ending


DudeCringe

No blacks no racism - AuthRight, 2069


Micah_1009

The real solution is just stop being racist smh my head


the_fourth_way

"Just stop having basic pattern recognition skills" If only it were that easy..


vyndreyl

See everyone as people and don't be an asshole. Seems pretty simple to me.


the_fourth_way

I do my best to treat everyone as an individual. The problem is that, despite this, they continue to leverage their status as being part of a group. If their group is underrepresented in a particular field, they'll complain until a diversity initiative gets started to give them easier access to those jobs. You can't have both. You can't expect me to treat you as an individual and also leverage your group.


exqgxpevtow

Try and get minorities to do this as well. American whites have the least in group bias of any racial group, with “progressive” whites having an out-group bias. (Xenophilia)


LegalSC

Out group bias...God that's cringe.


vyndreyl

Lol I literally have no pull anywhere but I'll do my best.


Arturino_Burachelini

... to disregard race (as well as gender or ethnicity or any categorizing factor of people)


Daffan

Everyone will be brown is not very diverse, where's the strength gone? lol the fake hazel to boost popularity.


davidml1023

We're all pink till we're grilled


sleepy_pf

Auth left here, going to be honest lots of us are aiming for the solution depicted in lib right


disturbedcraka

It seems like everyone missed the Dr. Seuss story about the traveling salesman that sold everyone a special star to put on their chest to make them 'special'. Once enough people got a star, those who did not began to be looked down upon, fueling the drive for every single person to get a star. Once every one got a star, the same salesman brought out a new machine where people could pay to have their star removed, making them special and different again. This created an endless cycle of star-on/star-off insanity where the people became bitter and divided while the salesman became extraordinarily rich off of their tribalism.


Spysix

>"Everyone will be brown :)" >[What they think it'll look like] [What it'll actually look like.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/354/990/35b.jpg)


JAlexLegit

Cringe Anti-racism classes Vs Chad force them to cooperate in concentration camp


GGHard

I dunno, LibLeft doesn't like Mixed Raced people either. Like yea, I've seen the memes about BLACKED, but have you actually talked to a Lefty who has opinions about Mixed Raced people?


kACID0

Bruh Nation Geographic is going full retard mode ...


TheWingsOfLiberty

What about mandating How Not To Be a Snowflake 101?


the_sirgigio

For me, a brazilian, it's very funny view discussion about race and skin color, our whole country is mixed and we're still perceived as a "racist country" so that discussion is pointless.


DeliciousDolphin

Shout out to Jin-Roh: The world brigade


N3cromorph

\>tfw no big booby cyber punk android gf why live


HenriJayy

LibRight is based


De_Dominator69

"will make biology irrelevant" Proceeds to show a hot women who is still very much biological just wearing an oversized VR headset and metal bra.


Clemenx00

1990s Centrist. There is no racism problem.


hmzaammar

Deep down, we are all meat


JpGuerra2004

"What problem?" -fellow conservative axis enjoyer


aethyrium

Libleft is so precious it's adorable.


Xavagerys

Took me a while to realize "kill them" wasn't about killing racists but killing other races


ryan29081996

Anti-racism classes are probably just going to make people even more racist, lol.


useless_maginot_line

FINALLY JIN-ROH USED IN A MEME


jer487

LibRight extremely based


narwhal_breeder

How can one be racist if one has ȃ̷̠͓͚̏͊̽̂̇̈́s̷̛͇̖̱̼̑̆͑͊͌̏̓͒͑̏͠͝ç̷̠̘̟̥͕̩͇̙̦̐́̿̈́̊͌̉̔͐͒̀͐͠e̷̞͇͕̺͔̪͕͂͝ṇ̴̨̧̲̪̜͚͕͈̏̄̑͗͑͗̿̋̈́̊͘ḓ̷̢̧̦̲͖͇͎̘̏̄̉̔̓̆̾̍̍ȩ̷̢̧̜̬͉̖̘̜̻͇̳͕̺̃̈́̓̊̋̏̀̿̏̔̚͜͠d̵̜̆͆͒̾͊́͂̐͂͒͒̇͊͝͝


LUFTSCHLO55

Libright is white and going around saying that everyone will be brown, treating black people as some sort of novelty is more racist than I will ever be.


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My take to racism is this, selective breeding based on those who have more intrinsic value intellectually, socially, and financially no matter the color of their skin, to create a caste system if you will in which those of ability are prioritized and the government actively promotes them opposite of now where it enforces and supports mediocracy of the lowest common denominator for a steady work force and slave class to prop up it's "Democracies". As well I believe we should invest in cloning so that selective genetics that are harmful are eliminated willingly such dysgenics being removed could spare innocents physical and mental anguish while having a spawn w while enforcing good genetic material.


cringeoverdose

Or forcefully assimilate them


TimoTimonen

I hate all of these options, and probably hate Transhumanism the most. That's the real dystopia right there. Humans will no longer be human


omedez

I am okey with this