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CarlCarlsonsonofCarl

Oh no not the morbs


Sportak4444

It's morbin' time!


ATTORNEY_FOR_KAKAPO

It’s morbin time 😔


Count-Cooku

God I love that emoji. Such power in a single image. 😔


EternalAmbivalence_

Mighty morbin' ⚡ power rangers 🎵


dicknotrichard

You morbs be kidding me


Akirex5000

You gotta be morbing me


balboaporkter

Hello morbs, my old friend.


Danny_Mc_71

Got the morbs sounds very modern.


10BillionDreams

Depressed Zoomer: It's morbin' time. Depressed Victorian: Indeed it is.


38B0DE

Victorians are the alphers


Cannasseur___

Yo you didn’t have to say it with the hard r damn


TheBiggestZander

It's morbin' time!!


detroiter85

I refuse to believe they didn't throw that in there after watching morbius for the morbillionth time.


BigToober69

Is the movie so bad it's good? Or is it just bad and we've gone around the horn to where thats good?


Cloak5

It’s the boring kind of bad, but you didn’t hear that from me.


sealdonut

I liked it but my friend I went with thought it was morboring than me.


HolyFuckingShitNuts

You just made me morb all over myself.


onewilybobkat

Take my upvote and leave this place.


Top_Engineer440

It’s the morbing kind of bad


la_meme14

Boring,? More like morbing.


auniqueusername77

The memes are way better than the movie. It would actually be better if it were campy and something you could laugh at but it's kind of boring and the characters are flat.


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So a Jared Leto movie?


cownd

He always makes some morb ass movies


AlpacaM4n

I liked Mr Nobody and Requiem for a Dream


TheMasterDonk

I prefer the sequels, Mr. Morbody and Morbquiem for a Dream.


AlpacaM4n

Can't morb with that, valid opinion


Notsurehowtoreact

It's so bad that they refer to the Nobel prize as the Noble prize.


dancing_in_lesb_bar

It’s whatever you make it to be. Jared Leto is at his best, with a fantastic performance from Tyrese from Fast And Furious flare. It looks like a symphony of blue and black with grays. The soundtrack and sound design harkens back to PS2 days. 1/10


NickDynmo

It's just bad.


very_clean

Take that back before I morb all over you


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Don’t threaten me with a morb time.


TitularFoil

Ya bby morb all over ma face.


Herogamer555

I'm about to morb in my pants.


omfg_sysadmin

It's generic and terrible, but in surprising and strange ways. Tiny example: The two stars are handicapped and walk with supports/canes. not unusual, but if you know someone with mobility issues, it's super jarring and weird seeing Jered Leto "act" with them; dancing around, taking long walks in the park. Like seeing blind people enjoy a painting. Honestly it's the perfect MST3k movie.


EmanresuZero

Morbility issues


Melssenator

You clearly didn’t get the chance to move while watching *Morbius: Doctor Morbin Time* and you’re a little salty that everyone else morbed and you didn’t


TheOfficialWario2

If it was after morbius then it wouldn’t mean “temporary sadness”


detroiter85

It's the sadness that it's over and you have to wait for the next showtime


The_Eraser123

it’s… *sniff* morbin’ time… 😔✊


iwanttobesobernow

So does “Bitch the pot” But tbf I read it as “Bitch, the pot!”


Slovene

Don't bogart the joint - don't bitch the pot


Recka

Morbern.


Conservative_Leftist

Hey I still use "not up to dick" lol


nudewomen365

"Sorry I'm not up to dick today I can't come into work."


Evilmaze

Means exactly the same if you work at a whorehouse.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Prostitute: "I am truly sorry, I'm not up to dick today and won't be able to work" Madam: "Don't be redundant"


BBQ_Beanz

For real, i thought that was my saying. You mean I'm a couple hundred years late to the party?


FixGMaul

You were clearly born in le wrong generation.


CThayer1996

I was about to say, this is 100% a thing my Mom/her generation in my family use regularly


sleepytoday

Yeah, heard that one a lot from the Nottinghamshire side of the family. I particularly associate it with my Grandad,


Horror_Wing_7562

Show me your kettle drums, Madame.


thisbitbytes

Sorry, I’m not up to dick.


Redtwooo

How about the sauce box


snozzberrypatch

Bitch your pot into my sauce box, gigglemug


chriscrossnathaniel

Don't bitch the pot for me.I am tight as a boiled owl.


Shtnonurdog

That just makes your sauce box wetter.


bubble780

It's nothing to be poked up about


Flipperlolrs

Oh to be a medieval peasant reading this thread. Gotta be gigglemug just thinking about it.


brickfaced901

Somehow this line matches your pfp lol


I_heart_pooping

What that sauce box do? This is gonna be the new line rappers are gonna start using


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I_Went_Full_WSB

You must be unwell. I'm always up to dick unless I'm unwell.


PN_Guin

"And the multitudes were marching, to the big kettle drums..."


ashleyriddell61

My dad used to tell me to shut my sauce box! (Australia of course) Or my cake hole. ​ ![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Aksds

Cake hole is something i hear every so often. A fellow Australian btw.


DavidInPhilly

Pie hole is the US ( especially Army)


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Cock holster (Navy)


doweactuallycare

Fucking face you dumbfuck (Mum)


just-the-doctor1

Hear it in America too


dpforest

I hear pie hole a lot in the south


waytosoon

Piehole in America


broadarrow39

Tamale hole if you're Mexican


Nautical94

Spaghetti hole if you're italian


AAAAWUBADUGH

morbs


Towering_Flesh

It’s time


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fuckgoldsendbitcoin

The morbin hour is upon us


465554544255434B52

The hour of morbin is upon us


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

Its morbin time!!! \*melts into fainting chair from depression*


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1UselessIdiot1

…because I was as tight as a boiled owl


Pyotr_WrangeI

Had the morbs from this for the rest of the week


Booze-o-tron

Honestly, got a bit poked up, couldn't get the words out of the ol' sauce-box.


illradhab

Sadly, I was the one who was poked up


Cool-Note-2925

I’m going to sauce box your Cupid drums LASSY


ThisSlaps_

Sorry good sir but I am just not up to dick at the moment.


happytimefuture

Blimey, bitch the pot and we’ll soon get you over these morbs, motherfucker.


omegaweaponzero

If you're going to [steal from other comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/v1nl5y/some_very_interesting_victorian_era_slangs/iangvqf) further down the thread, at least remove the trailing quotation marks so you don't look poked up.


DeBasha

To du-du-du, d-d-d-d-duel!


dethmstr

What does Pot of Greed do?


DeBasha

Sit on the banlist for all eternity


intercourselover2

Whoever got the morbs Start morbing


herculesmeowlligan

Tis better to have morbed and lost, than never to have morbed at all.


bigbysemotivefinger

This is new to me. Morbin?


GaianNeuron

Mighty Morbin' Power Rangers! (It's actually the Morbius meme but just roll with it)


Shopworn_Soul

It's a running joke about the Jared Leto *Morbius* movie, wherein he does not actually say "It's Morbin' time!" but probably should have.


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spinachie1

#ReleaseTheMorbCut


Sedax

It's morbin time!


stonecoldsteveorgasm

Big bad beetle morbs


WingedLing

*Morblejuice Morblejuice Morblejuice!*


CaptainEdmonton

Morby wants milky


UnderlordZ

Morbstadon!


Sedax

Morbasaurus rex!


HODLOnForOneMoreDay

Morbceratops!


RPrance

Morbydactyl


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Sedax

The new sony Morbius movie, it's just a giant meme now.


ExternalPanda

Is it worth watching it just for the memes? I heard it's extremely awful


TheBiggestZander

It depends how committed you are to watching awful movies for the memes.


WingedLing

Both the videos and comments are all you need to see" [Honest Trailers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkqD2OUUjWY) [Pitch Meeting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb5I1WWeFQg)


Vandergrif

No no, the whole point of the memes are people claiming what they're memeing is in the movie but because nobody has actually seen it no one can confirm or deny, so the memes get progressively more ridiculous.


Shwayne

Ive been wondering if anyone in the movie actually says " its mobin time" or is that just made up. I guess its better to not know.


CrazyCalYa

It's in the movie, at the end of the film Morbius is holding a press conference while eating Chick-fil-A® and he says to the crowd "It's Morbin' time".


fogleaf

It's morbin' time isn't from the movie, which is the great part about the meme-wave.


KKlear

> It's morbin' time isn't from the movie That's impossible to know.


fogleaf

Then again, there exists proof that it is in the movie: https://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/uz4eg0/that_its_morbin_time_scene/


Quantum_Croissant

That's fake news, we've all watched that morbsterpiece of a movie and seen how John Morbius says It's Morbin Time a morbillion times


techlos

please don't, we're riding the high of no one having seen it


TappTapp

No but you can watch streams of it on Twitch with fellow morbies


AltimaNEO

None of them memes are actually from the movie. The most quoted lines aren't even in the movie. It's fucking great. Also no don't watch that shit, unless you have a morbillion bucks


OneFinalEffort

The new non-MCU Marvel film Morbius, starring Jared Leto. Apparently he shouts "It's Morbin' time!" before he switches to his Vampire form. It's supposed to be a terrible film but if that weirdo is going to shout "It's Morbin' time!" every time he goes monster, it may be worth watching while drunk.


theo313

A movie that got the Morbs


EasterBurn

It's morbin time!! \*start sobbing in the corner\*


Unsure_Fry

I know I don't have the most sophisticated sense of humor but when Morbius gets hit in the genitals and yells out, "ouch my morbs!" I lost it. It was like the funniest thing ever to me.


verdam

I preferred the bit where he fully charges his morbin powers and he starts yelling “I’m gonna morb!!” and then starts morbin all over everyone


nacholicious

My favorite part was when he morbs like five dudes at the same time


MissplacedLandmine

That scene saved my marriage Thanks to us roleplaying morbin time our bedroom has been as active as a formerly crippled eccentric morbinaire


GimpsterMcgee

I haven’t seen the movie and can’t tell if any of these are things that actually happened.


daltonwright4

Mine was when he looked back morbingly and said, "Mr. Morbachev, tear down that wall!"


WingedLing

jesus. This is first one that made me absolutely lose it. I'm laughing as hard as when Morbius put on the zoot suit and looked in the mirror and said "MMMMMMmmmmmmmorbin!"


Creoton3

It's not morbin' time (temporary sadness). ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


currently__working

I'm gonna morb.....I'm gonna morb.....


DigbyChickenZone

morbidity... checks out


ultrasuperbro

BITCH.....THE POT!!!


Lameusername100

Still in use today, by pimps


Zurbaran928

Yeah, missing a comma like BITCH, THE POT!


albertsugar

TIL Jesse Pinkman speaks Victorian English


Ghostship23

*Where's my pot, BITCH?!?*


Captain-PlantIt

I’d like this to stand along with “spill the tea”


sleepybot0524

I'm bringing it back.


CursedKisses

I am adding every single one of these to my vocabulary and I’m *excited*


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“She was gigglemug and tight as a boiled owl. Her Cupid’s kettle drums where exposed but I was not up to dick”


foolwithabook

"While you bitch the pot, I have to tell you that I'm terribly worried that Ophelia is lately not up to dick. She's usually gigglemug, but seems to have got the morbs recently. It must be that she's poked up about getting tight as a boiled owl the other night; it really loosened up her sauce-box and before you know it, she was showing everyone her Cupid's kettle drums."


RockstarAssassin

....go on, I'm almost there


selessVeogo

Ayo


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“As she continued to bitch the pot I could sense she got the morbs from her husband’s passing. As a boiled owl I looked at her sauce-box as I realized her Cupid’s kettle drums where ever so supple I came to understand that this is Chris Hansen could you just take a seat right over there? What are you doing here?”


ender52

This sounds like the British nonsense conversation between Austin Powers and his dad.


Practical-Algae3193

This is gold😂😂


Andy_B_Goode

Like an 1800s version of /r/menwritingwomen


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eaglebtc

🅱️reast


PreviouslyOnBible

My wife tells me she's not up to dick all the time.


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You need to get her tight as a boiled owl so you can put your sauce box on her cupids kettle drums


Cantthinkofnamedamn

This guy old timey chimney sweeps


EitherEconomics5034

Saw Morbius. Got the Morbs. I’m Morbin’…


courtesybear701

It's morbin' time!


TheBiggestZander

I get the morbs every moment I'm not watching Morbius.


SolidusAbe

A new line to start a funeral


JoeyPropane

MCU fans certainly got the morbs recently.


SolidusAbe

Its morbin time! Starts to cry


dethmstr

It's morphine time!


i_like_siren_head

HEV suit moment


MrBeer4me

Please bitch the pot, I’m not up to dick. I got tight as a boiled owl last night, and put my sauce-box on some gigglemugs Cupids kettle drums. Now I’m poked up and got the morbs.


FaceMace87

I will now start to use "Bitch the pot"


Naige2020

Was reading some Victorian fiction recently and they referred to one woman as a dollymop. Did some research and found out that it was a term for an amatuer prostitute, which seemed like an oxymoron.


DS4KC

You've clearly just not met a professional


cypherreddit

Professional would make it the primary profession. Hoeing was just her side gig or hobby


RogatyRozbojnik

it's morbin time :c


astrovixen

*Tight as a boiled owl* ?! How in the world of sweet liquor does this apply to being drunk!?


Techn028

Google what an owl looks like wet lmao


SquiddyJohnson

Ah! Brilliant! 😆 Thank you for that suggestion. [Here](https://www.sadanduseless.com/water-vs-owls/#more-63665) is an amusing collection of photos (of wet owls), for anyone who’s interested.


ArtisticRollerSkater

That's so cute! Thanks for doing my Google work.


Fallbears

I'm dead dude. I definitely had some nights when I felt like how a wet owl looks 🤣


Rectal_Scattergun

It makes as much sense as being trollied, smashed, shitfaced, pissed, plastered, slaughtered, wasted, steaming, sloshed, sozzled, blatted, pickled, bladdered, rat-arsed


oysterpirate

Taking any noun and adding -ed on the end automatically makes it a synonym in British for being drunk.


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Piskoro

I couldn’t find them online in nothing else but other tweets and questionable top lists, give a reputable source please Edit: thanks a lot guys, idk why it was so hard for me, probably a mix of bad luck and unwieldiness of googling on phone


whoisrich

It really looks made up, so did some digging and the source seems to be this 1909 book of slang: https://archive.org/details/passingenglishof00wareuoft/ The digital versions are in the downloads section.


dibbiluncan

I want to own that book. So cool!


batmattman

The Victorian urban dictionary


Plug_Cryostat

[https://archive.org/details/passingenglishof00wareuoft/mode/2up](https://archive.org/details/passingenglishof00wareuoft/mode/2up) The book is called 'Passing English of the Victorian era : a dictionary of heterodox English, slang and phrase' by James Redding Ware, and it was published in 1909.


Sakatsu_Dkon

The second I read "morb", my bs meter started going off the charts.


zfzt

I maybe laughing on the outside, but inside, I'm morbin


FellowRedditor116

its morbin time (send nudes pls)


starterpackgirl

the boys still use sauce-box as slang for yo mamma


Hypoallergenic_Robot

I guess technically looking at a woman in the room and saying "Bitch, the pot," while gesturing at the teapot, is an attempt to get the tea poured lmao


UnchartedQuasar

Now “It’s morbin’ time” makes sense!


notracistman69

Morbin time


SithDraven

Totally asking to check out my wife's Cupid's Kettle Drums later.


Memerman002

Its morbin time


stuckdeisel72

Send photographs of cupids kettle drums


Humor_Tumor

"GOT THE MORBS?" #"IT'S MORBIN' TIME!"


n0n3l3ft

Got the mobs put your Cupids kettle drums in me sauce box