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chillwavexyx

As a gay man I will make sure to be extra homophobic, transphobic, and biphobic on this day


AyeLel

🤣


Desperate-Past1159

Lol idk what the green, dark blue, or pink ones even mean and never even heard of them. These people are literally making shit up as they go to put themselves in a protected class of their own creation. Soon we'll have people identifying as basketballs irl like in family guy because the line between satire and reality is getting more and more blurred with each passing day. Yet they won't accept us identifying as "not a supporter of Current Thing™."


NoofZ

The green is some gender neutral first nation language pronoun, the blue is a neo pronoun, and the pink is a fr*nch pronoun that translates to they/them


ApothekerDerStreets

Amen brother... sry i meant to say AWOMAN SISTAH!


VelvetCheerio

No, no, NO!!!!!! That's still sexist you bigot!!!!! Anonbinary folx is preferred


JPence14

They have a whole month, so they can shut the fuck up.


Scion-of-Baconator

oy vey gotem, our lust for sin knows no bounds, we will always need more


LethargicLaQuifa

Nekm is very happy


GrinningPizza

ze likes deepthroating cactuses and ze enjoys partaking in this activity very much


Diacetyl-Morphin

"nekm", "negm", "ze" and "zir"... someone who wants to get addressed with these pronouns has lost it completely a long time ago.


AyeLel

i can't even *imagine* myself saying that with a straight face. its too hilarious Like I'm sorry but "nekm" and "iel", "ielle" sounds like something this seal would come up with: https://youtu.be/PL9iMPx9CpQ "negm" is my new favorite word I think, it just sounds like a mistake (I wish there was custom user flare come on now) and "ze" and "zir" must be the secret preferred pronouns of Klaus Schwab


Diacetyl-Morphin

Yeah, but i'm glad, i'm not working in a job where a company enforces rules about that stuff, i'd rather quit than accept that.


AyeLel

Dude that's what I'm thinking about hahaha I would get fired in the interview


Background_Anybody89

It is because of Emperor Schwab‘s phonetic usage of the definite article, I prefer to use xe/xir.


MarisaKiri

+5 cricket burger rations have been added to your account


Scion-of-Baconator

im gonna start calling black people negms if this gains any traction


Vinifera7

Excuse me, my pronouns are mglw'nafh/naf'lthagn.


AyeLel

Sounds like middle eastern lgbtq+dhksksks sry 😂


Scion-of-Baconator

its western asian lgbtqpchkdsk, actually.


1bir

May 17, the day phobia phobics run out of luck


DanDubbya

That’s a great tag line for future May 17 movies. Another one could be “Tolerate This!”


mtmm18

I google ze zir and it took me to a guide on a .gov website. Jfc


HalfbakedArtichoke

If you have a tag that has any of these on it, I'm changing it to "Dumb/Bitch"


durw00d

OMG almost a year away?! Will we make it that long?


vampiregod666

But they have a whole month of June though…..


Rambling_details

They keep having to up the ante to shock the normies. Push push push…ableism (crickets) push push push…homophobia (crickets) Push push push…gay marriage, lgbtqrxtuvabbracadabbra month (Sigh, crickets) Push push push…infanticide (Grumble) push push…kids! Trans! Mutilation! (Fuck around and find out) Points and shrieks— haters! HATERS!!! White supremacisssssst!!!!! Sits back, basks in superiority, 💨 farting sound.


AyeLel

I forgot Bi is a thing-


NoThanks2020butthole

It’s not really anymore. They changed the definition from “attracted to men and women” to “attracted to two or more genders” 🙄


AyeLel

Lol yeah makes sense- I never even bothered trying to learn these tbh


Jayetorade

I'm sorry, May 17th is National Cherry Cobbler Day, please pick another day.


Representative-Bag89

Why is triphobia out of the picture?! We feel discriminated.


Gnome_Sane

It's like telling a Bulimic or Anorexic that they should keep Purging/Starving themselves until they feel better.


Rulerofuranus

Did I miss international pronouns day? Nooo!! I was going to announce my pronouns as I came out as a zirzenactonarian princess


brood-mama

heyo my negmas what's up


Scion-of-Baconator

wow, it only took two iterations of the mental retardation awareness month before they wanted more, can we perhaps skip to the end and claim all twelve months are for sodomy pride? im growing quite bored with this incrementalism.