By - kanjibytes
As a gay man I will make sure to be extra homophobic, transphobic, and biphobic on this day
Lol idk what the green, dark blue, or pink ones even mean and never even heard of them. These people are literally making shit up as they go to put themselves in a protected class of their own creation. Soon we'll have people identifying as basketballs irl like in family guy because the line between satire and reality is getting more and more blurred with each passing day. Yet they won't accept us identifying as "not a supporter of Current Thing™."
The green is some gender neutral first nation language pronoun, the blue is a neo pronoun, and the pink is a fr*nch pronoun that translates to they/them
Amen brother... sry i meant to say AWOMAN SISTAH!
No, no, NO!!!!!! That's still sexist you bigot!!!!!
Anonbinary folx is preferred
They have a whole month, so they can shut the fuck up.
oy vey gotem, our lust for sin knows no bounds, we will always need more
Nekm is very happy
ze likes deepthroating cactuses and ze enjoys partaking in this activity very much
"nekm", "negm", "ze" and "zir"... someone who wants to get addressed with these pronouns has lost it completely a long time ago.
i can't even *imagine* myself saying that with a straight face. its too hilarious
Like I'm sorry but "nekm" and "iel", "ielle" sounds like something this seal would come up with: https://youtu.be/PL9iMPx9CpQ
"negm" is my new favorite word I think, it just sounds like a mistake (I wish there was custom user flare come on now) and "ze" and "zir" must be the secret preferred pronouns of Klaus Schwab
Yeah, but i'm glad, i'm not working in a job where a company enforces rules about that stuff, i'd rather quit than accept that.
Dude that's what I'm thinking about hahaha I would get fired in the interview
It is because of Emperor Schwab‘s phonetic usage of the definite article, I prefer to use xe/xir.
+5 cricket burger rations have been added to your account
im gonna start calling black people negms if this gains any traction
Excuse me, my pronouns are mglw'nafh/naf'lthagn.
Sounds like middle eastern lgbtq+dhksksks sry 😂
its western asian lgbtqpchkdsk, actually.
May 17, the day phobia phobics run out of luck
That’s a great tag line for future May 17 movies. Another one could be “Tolerate This!”
I google ze zir and it took me to a guide on a .gov website. Jfc
If you have a tag that has any of these on it, I'm changing it to "Dumb/Bitch"
OMG almost a year away?! Will we make it that long?
But they have a whole month of June though…..
They keep having to up the ante to shock the normies.
Push push push…ableism
push push push…homophobia
Push push push…gay marriage, lgbtqrxtuvabbracadabbra month
Push push push…infanticide
push push…kids! Trans! Mutilation!
(Fuck around and find out)
Points and shrieks— haters! HATERS!!! White supremacisssssst!!!!! Sits back, basks in superiority,
💨 farting sound.
I forgot Bi is a thing-
It’s not really anymore. They changed the definition from “attracted to men and women” to “attracted to two or more genders” 🙄
Lol yeah makes sense- I never even bothered trying to learn these tbh
I'm sorry, May 17th is National Cherry Cobbler Day, please pick another day.
Why is triphobia out of the picture?! We feel discriminated.
It's like telling a Bulimic or Anorexic that they should keep Purging/Starving themselves until they feel better.
Did I miss international pronouns day?
Nooo!! I was going to announce my pronouns as I came out as a zirzenactonarian princess
heyo my negmas what's up
wow, it only took two iterations of the mental retardation awareness month before they wanted more, can we perhaps skip to the end and claim all twelve months are for sodomy pride? im growing quite bored with this incrementalism.