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DaverinoSuprem0

All animals in Australia seem to be on steroids


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AFriendOfTheBees

Actually, most of our cockroaches _don't_ fly. Australian native cockroaches are strictly burrowing animals that broadly cannot fly. However, our invasive roaches (mostly American and German cockroaches) are flighted, and will fly both here and in Europe and America where they're natively from. So, strictly speaking, we have _fewer_ flying cockroaches than the USA does.


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Starfire013

I had a big one enter my mouth while I was sleeping and then tried crawling down my throat after I bit down on it. That one reeeeeeally stays with you.


Bradipedro

I was living in Tokyo for a while in 1989 and we had those electric toilet seats with heat and the mini shower coming out. Roaches loved it. One night I was calmly doing number 2 while reading a comic and to my horror a huge coackroach appeared on my thigh and ran into my pajama legs down the ankles. I jumped up the toilet seat quickly cleaning myself and went out in the living room where my two roommates were watching TV, screaming “coakroaaaaaaaach” with panties and pajamas down on my ankles and trying to completely undress my self with one hand and using the comic book to pull the thing out of the fabric with the other. Ofc I tripped on some random pair of shoes, fell down, my roommates had to take pajama and panties out. The coackroack was so fast and sneaky, it ran under a closet, Impossible to dislodge. Luckily enough we were all girls and there were no boys around when that happened.


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Starfire013

Like old coins. It took me ages to get the taste of roach guts out of my mouth.


Honeybeeq18

...... I regret reading through the comment, I can't unsee it now... And I'm sorry you went through that 😥


hahl23

I know! I’m sitting here like “stop reading….no why are you scrolling down?” but I can’t help it and regret everything now.


missmaam0

Here's another one for you guys, then. When I was around 4yo, my then neighbor decided to put some insecticide in the sewage to try and kill the cockroaches infesting the neighborhood. But they had to try to escape through somewhere, didn't they? And where was that? My bathroom. And as a kid, I entered the bathroom without paying much attention to what I was doing... Just to catch myself locked in a 2mx2m bathroom with (according to my mom) more than 200 roaches.


Appropriate-Bad-9379

I’m going to be sick ….


xRetz

how do you unread something


Winking-Cyclops

Oh yeah, Texas has big ole flying cockroaches. And they do seem to aim for your head.


-dakpluto-

That’s why they get their own name, palmetto bugs. Giant flying cockroaches that basically will attack your ass.


rocker_face

oh *hell* no


ensuiscool

What continental isolation does to a mf


Do_Them_A_Bite

If it helps, they used to be worse. Ever heard of giant wombats?


randycanyon

What kind of womb does a giant bat have?


cilexip_

This reads like one of those jokes you get after catching a bug/fish in animal crossing


Honeybeeq18

What are you talking about, wombats are adorable!


kaboom_2

Good for r/nope


caveling

Yeah, I saw the pic and immediately thought, "bet it's Australia!"


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snowgoon_

>As adults they are unable to feed and only live for a few days From OP's source, so not very long.


Rikou336

That's sad


stfleming1

Their only job as adults is to mate. That's it. No need for a mouth or digestive tract (I wonder if they even feel any sensation of hunger at all) when your only goal is scoring some moth poon.


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stfleming1

Put me in the screenshot


Maxmott

My guy you are already in the screenshot


goddesslucy3

My guy *is* the screenshot


sTixRecoil

Lmao you **are** the screenshot


Cooper323

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aSAGkeVGCiY


stfleming1

That's a bingo. One of my favorite one liners from Randy


Cooper323

One of my favorite lines from inglorious basterds. Bravo, sir.


Br0boc0p

God I laughed so hard at that when it aired. It's one of those things I wish I could see for the first time again.


boonzeet

We’re lucky that we evolved to live longer than just past mating. Evolutionarily speaking that’s the only goal for continuing a species - everything past that is superfluous.


Mickeymackey

Larry Niven has a novel called Protector where humans actually have a third stage of development where they lose all sex organs, and grown super tall and strong with large talons, and their only job is to protect their offspring.


Those_are_sick

But how do they have off spring if they don’t have sex organs? I’m I missing something?


Mickeymackey

my comment was removed for referring to sapiens and erectus and neanderthals (the word before those words is banned). but the jist is only after having children, these early humans would then have the craving to eat a fruit from a certain alien tree with properties like a bee hive's royal jelly. This would then cause the transformation into this sexless warrior being


zisenuren

First stage of life: be child. Second stage of life: sexual maturity, have the bebes. Third stage of life: eat mystic fruit, transform into super protector being, protect the bebes. It is explained better in the 102,000 words of the novel.


shovelface88

I’d say that humans (and other similar primates) require more than just mating to continue the species as we are helpless at birth and for quite a while after.


boonzeet

Part of the reason we’re so helpless is that we’re born prematurely to allow the head to pass the birth canal, and part of the reason our heads are so big is all our higher brain functions, which becomes a bit of a chicken and the egg situation!


ConspicuousPineapple

We also need to mate multiple times or the species dies down.


Those_are_sick

Clearly you’ve never been to a club


Ksradrik

Theres also raising and protecting your offspring, while there are species that can take care of themselves immediately after birth, those capabilities usually come at a huge cost to other things.


MagikSkyDaddy

some redditor will be wrestling with this later... "Perhaps I am a moth?"


oneHOTbanana4busines

And a blue man will be yelling “Arthur!”


MagikSkyDaddy

Arthur was a protoredditor. Spoon!


VoodooDoII

I'd assume not tbh. It would make no sense for them to feel hunger if they don't feed.


UniqueHairdo

Calm down randy. Focus on getting Stan out of the dream world.


SecretAntWorshiper

Is a moth in its other stage the same thing as a caterpillar?


OnyxMelon

Caterpillar is a general term for moth and butterfly larvae.


SecretAntWorshiper

Okay that makes sense, I've only heard it as a term for butterflies


Metron_Seijin

Many moths have short lives like that. I agree it's very sad.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

F


CatteHerder

No different from cicadas.


SpysSappinMySpy

Wait, so then how big are the caterpillars?


rose7726

I'm wondering this too..


Regular-Cranberry-62

weeping and sobbing


Allisonstretch

How the hell do they get that big if they only live a few days?


Gr8pboy

Probably one massive grub before it goes into it's chrysalis


FragrantGangsta

My dude can't even eat


littleM0TH

You shall never cage us or our fearless leader!


DamianFullyReversed

I’m Australian and was once going on a nighttime bushwalk. I heard sounds like birds trying to fly through branches. Turns out they were actually wood moths.


CrimsonHoudini

They sound like *birds*? I would not guess that


HebrooNation

I'm going to guess it's the flapping of wings that sounds like birds and not the mouth...noises? That would be a whole other level of terrifying


buttermintpies

I mean they get to 10 INCHES wingspan. Imagine that fluttering around in the brush, you wouldnt think it was a bug lol


DamianFullyReversed

Like, they didn’t chirp or anything. I just heard fluttering and twigs moving, like a bird landing in a bush.


B00PB00PAurgelmir

LAMP


benemivikai4eezaet0

the ultimate BRØTHER


CrimsonHoudini

MOTH MEMES NEVER DIE


attackemu

FÅTHĘR


littleM0TH

I am drawn to your comment for some reason.


Triblado

LÄMP


wild_starlight

G’DÄY MÅTE


CunninghamsLawmaker

They eat sweaters whole.


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Moosible

*Give it to us rrrrraw and wrrrrringling. Golem. Golem.*


GaucheAndOffKilter

I understood that reference!


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If you want to destroy my sweater


Hour_Friendship_7960

Pull the string as i walk away


impatient_salmon

but how can you stay mad at it, it's so cute


kingeryck

Moths don't eat sweaters. Their larvae do. This misunderstanding lead me to a moth phobia when I was a kid. I still hate them.


CatteHerder

My life is dominated by fibre working.. And I can't hate dusty butterflies for doing what they do. That are beautiful, and lovely, and if my storage is infected it's because I stored it improperly.


gay_space_moth

Thank you for being so understanding ✨ We appreciate it.


littleM0TH

I second this!


CatteHerder

Queer fam gotta support one another.


gay_space_moth

🏳️‍🌈💕


M00nPajamaLlama

I hate moths bc they're always flying around and startling the crap out of me. Also bc their larvae eat clothing


lowlightliving

r/DamnNatureYouScary


kingeryck

Ugh I know it's like they're drunk.


M00nPajamaLlama

They must be if they're confusing my hair for a lamp!


littleM0TH

Now I’m going to come into your house and eat your sweaters out of spite.


CatteHerder

🎶 if you want to destroy my sweater🎶 As a fibre artisan, she is both beautiful, and gives me palpitations. But I would absolutely count an inventory loss and let her babies have it.. Far away from the rest of my fleeces. Mothra is absolutely beautiful.


lowlightliving

They’re yarnivorous.


randycanyon

I wish I had an award to give for this post.


CatteHerder

Don't worry, I got you ;)


lowlightliving

Ta! Thanks very much!


PupPop

Please leave.


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These don't eat anything. Their kids are arseholes tho


nakhumpoota

r/absoluteunits


Omega7896

Of course they’re in Australia


eightdaysaweek_

I'm born in NZ and live in Australia and never knew this existed.. new fear unlocked haha


BrownSugarBare

Australia is animal country for animals on steroids.


EconomySpecialist645

I skipped a heartbeat after seeing the picture. I will die if I saw it in real life.


REpassword

What did it do to his hand? And, it looks like a slipper, imagine getting up in the morning and accidentally stepping on it? Yuck!


krikszkraksz

Jeeesus the pic will already give me nightmares but this is beyond that. Jesus christ... why did you have to raise this possibility?! Stepping on this?! Omg i would die...


Fr00stee

Nothing, it doesn't have a mouth


Oshiet

Fr, this thing looks like it's out of that movie based off of Stephen King's The Mist.


KhaoticMess

I'm wondering if there are any spiders that feast on them. Surely not, but it's Australia so... maybe?


letsjakeonit

Imagine the size of the *mothballs*?


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Imagine getting those mothballs to the face when he comes in for a landing on your head in the middle of the night.


SaltMembership4339

Starting to eat your eyebrows


Lunisolace1

*STAHP*


thefirewarde

That's no mothball, that's a space station.


littleM0TH

Much bigger than mine, that’s for sure.


Schmensch-

# **ABSOLUTE** # **RADIANCE**


Kizuta18

Aaaaaand there's the Hollow Knight gamer if you only scroll far enough.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

As an Australian, I found one of these once when I was a child and was so excited. It was on the ground and barely moving. I showed it to everybody. Had a bit of a pink spot just back of the head, on the top. ...And it was dead by the next day.


_Adamanteus_

yeah the pink spot is where all the chitin is rubbed away, usually a sign of old age and wear and tear. poor guy was on his last legs probably


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Ah ok...makes sense.


TheAlGler

Need a banana for scale.


Do_Them_A_Bite

Happy banana cake day!


m3antar

Sources: [1](https://australian.museum/learn/animals/insects/giant-wood-moth/) [2](https://www.livescience.com/giant-wood-moth-found-at-australian-school.html#:~:text=Giant%20wood%20moths%20(Endoxyla%20cinereus,according%20to%20the%20Australian%20Museum))


discolour

Hell no


JumpingWarlock

Oof. It's gonna need a big lamp brøther


leoisdoggo

Ahhhducational


Plant_Karma

I had no idea these beauties were in New Zealand! I thought the Pūriri moth was as big as they get here.


NZSloth

I've been googling for a while, and I think there's a very small isolated population here, probably started by a few blown across from Australia. Very little info and no-one seems to have seen one here since 1890.


Rarelydefault26

Alright, I know Australia and New Zealand are basically islands and therefore isolated so their wildlife is going to be extremely diverse and evolved quite drastically than anything else on earth but like….what the heck is in the water over there that causes everything there to ether be flipping huge or kill you 10x over


Do_Them_A_Bite

What's in the water? Rips, Crocodiles, Irukandji, Box Jellyfish, Cone Snails, stonefish, brain-eating amoeba, blue ringed octopuses, stingrays, sea snakes, regular snakes, fire coral, bluebottles, blue-green algae, Lionfish, Crown of Thorns starfish, sharks and more :) But don't worry, only the first two-thirds of that list are really dangerous. (Do worry about rips though, they're legitimately deadly)


PhotoSpike

For those who don’t know rips are a water dwelling relative of drop bears.


NZNoldor

Don’t be too sure - One of them here in New Zealand flew all the way across middle-earth to tell Gandalf the eagles are coming, so they can fly a great distance.


ejb1357

Adorable sky puppy. I’d want one if it wouldn’t have my shirts as a snack.


cliswp

Fun fact they can't eat as adults


Metron_Seijin

What a beautiful creature. Moths don't get the love butterflies do, and they are every bit as cool imo.


Zhabba_Zheeba

I agree. I like moths. They’re chill and don’t hurt anyone.


randycanyon

Butterflies are, in fact, a small subset of moths.


littleM0TH

You’re pretty cool too. Thanks for the love.


TheAlGler

Fun fact, the giant wood moth caterpillar looks like a turd.


olivebuttercup

I thought that was a slipper at first


shouldernauts

Where are the fingers?!


mtlemos

The moth ate them.


oxerec

r/nope


KikoSawce

*ONE* of the largest 😅 I’d already pass out if that flew in my general line of sight. Nonetheless anything BIGGER.


Cofi_Beanz

Omw to make a fursona out of this


Lestial1206

Sweet mother of Mothra!


richiper

Looks like they eat fingers....


mtlemos

That's a kinsect from Monster Hunter.


fissidens

How can a moth that size only weight 30 grams? There's medium sized moths that weigh that much.


TheAndplayz

I want one, THEY’RE SO FLUFFY


corvinalias

Those who dislike moths might not care what I have to say next. Those who (think they might) like moths: my newest book has a character who is a pink moth the size of a hamster and her name is Twinkle. I am giving away a felt toy of Twinkle as part of the eBook release party on Oct 1. PM me if you want to know more, or just reply in the thread, it’s all good.


DodgyQuilter

Will you be on Amazon and what is the title? Mods, I'm asking a question for my own info, so ... please, let OP reply!


corvinalias

Yes! It’s available right now in paperback and the ebook, including Kindle version, launches on Oct 1. (you can pre order) Title: DOOM’S DAZE by Eva Sandor. It’s a comedy fantasy that riffs on Cold War spy pulps. Twinkle the moth has a surprisingly important role to play!


liam_g2468

It’s only ONE of the largest?


ktsnj

Reddit has made me rethink a vacation in Australia 🤣


babyyoda707

But what do the caterpillars look like.


Fuzzy974

That big and just 30 grams? Is that a typo? Or are they made of clouds?


Bluethefluffywolfboi

Big floof


Ratt_Rod_1946

i love him


Louarnig

I'm moving to New Zealand next month... well I am not moving anymore I guess


Lunisolace1

I’m torn between thinking this is adorable and being grossed out


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe_

Ok I like moths, and this one looks very fluffy and cute but… ABSOLUTELY NOT IMAGINE IF IT LANDS ON YOU AND YOU CANT SHAKE IT OFF


bettyboo5

Nope nope nope! Little UK moths scare me, pigeons really freak me out when they fly up at ya, there's always some little kid that goes running into them to make them fly I'm freaking out I trying to hid while giving that kid serious side eye!! But that thing flying I'd be curled up on the floor covering my head with my screams muffled


ScrembledEggs

THIS IS REAL?!?! I Googled it to make sure and YUP. I’m Aussie and it is **unacceptable** that I’ve never met one of these puppies!!


vivisectioned

so velvety.


scoundrel1680

Moths are fluffy butterflies with paws and I'm here for it.


Independent-Sky-9611

Wow! I'm a 48 year old New Zealander and I've never seen, nor heard of this existing.


TechRyze

Nopeducational


Ok-Banana6130

HELL NAH


Yannie29

Run!!


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Hobojo18

neat


marty251677

Wouldn’t want them in your winter Woolies


Flighthornlet

That's not a moth, it's a fluffy butterfly eagle


Conquerors_Quill

Moth-bat!


fortheshadeofitall

That is too much nature for me.


NoBuddies2021

Your emergency midnight snack. All you need is a lamp.


ScaryHarry15

Convert to freedom units?


Do_Them_A_Bite

It weighs about as much as a shotgun shell full of Big Mac, and would block the text on a MAGA cap if it sat on the brim facing sideways.


Regular-Cranberry-62

BIIIIIIIIG friend!


LoutishIstionse

We'll require a larger lamp.


JakeTheHooman98

r/absoluteunit


thelostfable

This one has that “Mom dont let me go’ kinda vibe


PunkySquirrel666

I think this belongs in Point Pleasant


namerplaner

Thats a big boi


Blackfenox

I saw the photo just immediately thought they were from Australia because where else would something like that be...and low and behold....


Strict-Ad-7099

Nope.


DemuseOnReddit

Behemoth!


HaloGuy381

Um… hi there Savathun. Shall I fetch you a lamp?