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Soloandthewookiee

They're giving her a titanium hip, like the Terminator. It's only going to make her more powerful!


scobot

Who let area code 407 through? Jonathon, WE HAVE **DRILLS!!!**


dontkillspiders

Jack panicking is seriously one of the best best things!


superiank

Your mother has been move to the Carlisle because the attendant at the Ritz had a beard and she “would rather not be raped”


dontkillspiders

Our lady of reluctant integration.


phoenixRisen1989

inte*gor*tion?


SaintJermaine

I'm going out of this world the same way I came in: Wearing a Hat!


dontkillspiders

Oh my god what a precious sweet hilarious line.


Distinct-Ad-1348

I see you brought the bag that my bastard grandchild will come in.


dontkillspiders

Oh my god. The first time I heard that line! Hahaha!!!


Distinct-Ad-1348

Is she drunk Jack? Because you know when you’re pregnant, one bottle of wine a day, and that’s it!


thedrunkmonk

Alec's delivery on this line is so good. I love how he somehow bites off the word "wigs "


dontkillspiders

It’s one of those lines that hearing just satisfies.


AJR1623

And the head shake kills me.


thedrunkmonk

A shudder, even!


amauberge

I took this as a challenge and a life goal.


dontkillspiders

I feel inspired!


AcceptablePen3812

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