T O P

Indeed

Indeed

PandaLLC

Anubis is going to get your ass for that disrespect.


TwistedBeacon

god i sure hope so 😩


saddiebitch

😳😳


reecetown

That’s some next level furry type stuff


Synergythepariah

It's literally classic furry


LuxInteriot

Gonna lick his own ass first (and balls). Then lick your mouth.


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SwiggitySwootyNcheez

Anubis was the OG emotional support animal (and also a very good wing-man)


NihilistFalafel

r/stargate would like a word


Gabcab

Indeed


anubis_xxv

I'm the dog, not the disembodied snake parasite.


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LawTeaDough

I'd rather not.


DelirousDoc

Anubis was only involved with the dead though. Over sees the weigh of the heart, helps in mummification, protects tombs and guides the dead. He has been depict offering eternal after life to pharaohs as well as other gods like Osiris or Isis. Not a very good emotional support while living. Though I guess super supportive once you have left the living world.


SwiggitySwootyNcheez

Basicly death but somehow cooler, i dunno why gods of death are depicted as scary, someone to help you carry over to the afterlife would be nice


anubis_xxv

Thanks my dude, look at you being awesome!


Caosin36

The real evil god wasn't even the god of underworld Aphopis was the evil one Anubis, seth and others got missunderstood


-Listening

They also wouldn’t have a sea monster.


eiredescentOo

hahaha awesome!


elinamebro

Anubis is a cat lol


onlycatshere

Like hell he ain't! You're thinking Bastet. Anubis be a jackal


elinamebro

Completely wrong >! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ!<


SwiggitySwootyNcheez

Heya friend! For your next rick-rolling atempts try changing the name of the link, most people have it memorised.


elinamebro

I forgot how to do it but at least I convince one person I was trying to harvest their organs


SwiggitySwootyNcheez

Cats are animals


elinamebro

Apparently they are gods too


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SwiggitySwootyNcheez

Unrelated, But calcium is calcium


AltAccMia

You can use human milk if you like /s


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

"My emotional support god"


Frodojj

Emotional support FALSE god. Edit: hey it’s just a Stargate SG-1 joke…


Sadiki_Chisisi

🦅 〰️ 🐔 🦵 🍴 🦅 ♌ 🦅 🔪🔪 🥟 🐉 🔪🔪🐔


StormforceVII

I couldn't have put it better myself.


andthendirksaid

What ancient Egyptian are you looking to get into a theological debate with?


Frodojj

I’m quoting Teal’c from Stargate. It’s a joke.


andthendirksaid

Oh shit my bad then I'm not up on the lore lol


Snakeyliam

Ah yes. Let me just bring my 5000 year old friend to argue with you.


Frodojj

I’m quoting Teal’c from Stargate.


HoneyGunner007

When your dog becomes your dawg


elinamebro

Yo… Anubis is a cat


Alpha_BanthaBoy

Anubis is a Jackal


elinamebro

>! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ!<


AtlasNL

Dude, everyone knows that link and you didn’t even try to disguise it as something legit…


elinamebro

Yeah I forgot how to change the link


ayrl

Thank you for being honest.


ekaj1707

He's a jackal/wolf.


MarshmallowWolf1

Inpu is best friend.


Rowzby

Most folks only know his Greek name, not his Egyptian one. Let us re-balance your down vote...


MarshmallowWolf1

My down vote? And I wish more people used their native names. Also I'm in the process of designing a geometric tattoo of him


Rowzby

Comment score was 0 when I saw it. I added 1 to an uninformed downvote.


MarshmallowWolf1

Champion haha


hetep-di-isfet

Am archaeologist who specialises in Old Kingdom Egypt and this makes me happy


TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

Do you know Brendan Fraser


hetep-di-isfet

Really wish I could say yes lol


MarshmallowWolf1

Am too an archaeologist, although sadly not fully by occupation. Heading into Masters with my focus on archeology in the Pacific but have taken classical and ancient history papers throughout which is my eventual focus. Some of the most interesting was Egyptian religion and medicine. Magic wands ftw. Also I love your user name and character outfit haha


hetep-di-isfet

Eyy! Archaeology in the pacific, huh? Is there a certain spot you're particularly interested in? And that's interesting, why are you choosing Archaeology in the pacific for masters if your goal is elsewhere? Egyptian religion and medicine is definitely crazy stuff. I did my thesis on curses and it was incredible to research. And thanks :D


MarshmallowWolf1

Well going into my Honours dissertation I wanted to look at 3D modeling of Roman / Greek arms and armour, but at the time it would be too big of a project and we didn't have the materials to do that, so I'm currently limited by what the university is able to provide and access. Although I'm doing pacific archaeology through limitation, my genuine interest is I'm Mediterranean civilisations, and Norse, although there are almost no norse history courses atm


hetep-di-isfet

Oh dude I feel you! Norse archaeology is SO under-represented. Are you in the pacific yourself if this what you're looking at? 3D modelling sounds like a great topic, and one that's definitely getting more popular in our field. Sounds like it would be a great masters/phd!


MarshmallowWolf1

I am in the Pacific yes. Part of my honours was supposed to incorporate the use of photogrammetry when looking at edge damage on stone artefacts, unfortunately with covid and lockdowns, we've had to abandon that inclusion for the sake of time. But the use of ArcGIS and other 3D modelling would be something I'd love to do. A dream would be to be part of video game creation. But otherwise, stone artefacts are rather interesting so I'll probably keep going with that and add the other bits I'm interested in. What area do you work in if you don't mind me asking


rblas1

He’s a good boy


Imhere4thejokes

As someone who loves Egyptian history this gets two thumbs up


JackRosier

so many bitter people in here lmao


Nuinethir

Last frame is his corpse. F in the chat bois.


VelocityRapter644

Anubis stans rise up!


PlantyHanderson

This pic is more like: death is your only support system


DelirousDoc

Anubis was seen as the guide of the dead, protector of tombs and associated with embalming/mummification process. Top left is Anubis giving an Ahnk to a pharoah. This symbolizes the offering of an eternal afterlife. Top right is usually found in tombs depicting Anubis guiding the pharaoh in death. Middle left the person is already dead in a sarcophagus. Again Anubis is a protector of the tombs and guide of the dead. Bottom left depict Hathor offer the Ahnk to the pharaoh Tutankhaman (King Tut), and Anubis is also behind him with the Ahnk. Hathor is considered the patroness of the region if the dead. This is in King Tuts burial chambers and is depicted as the gods offering Tut eternal afterlife. The picture on bottom right is the “opening or mouth ceremony” where Anubis is depicted helping in the mummification process.


SilkyOatmeal

Awesome. Thank you.


lerrxfx

S support the dog


Camel-Solid

You look so handsome Hooman have this lollipop


OnColdConcrete

Dogs can pronounce every word correctly but for some reason they can't say human and say hooman instead. Interesting.


MissionaryOfCat

If you take things further than that, the raving Redditorialists will set upon you for the crimes of "annoying baby-talk." Alas, it is the only means of self expression a pet lover may be permitted... if even that. ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა


Pregnenolone

Or, you know, compliment your pet without infantalising thrm


Aloqi

They're literally as intelligent as an infant.


Silver_Psycho

At worst, yes. I'd make an argument for older toddler (4-5), bordering on young child (5-6) depending on given pet. But even then, the raising of tone is (typically) pleasing to them, no harm either way.


notevenitalian

I’m pretty sure it’s accepted that dogs are about as an intelligent as a 2 year old Dogs also love baby talk, they’ve done studies on how dogs respond to certain words in regular speak vs excited baby talk sort of speech


Junduxecoohey

No, pretty sure he’s dead


MissionaryOfCat

NEVOW!! (╯òωó)╯︵ ┻━┻


JackRosier

but why?


random-axe

Uh, *hooman* is the Canine word. Little less speciest, please. Dogs have the right to protect their heritage, and the god in question has legitimate canine heritage.


[deleted]

My dog always told me when’s sketchy shit was going on with the people I was seeing. Good Anubis.


onetypicalhuman

I hate the word 'hooman' so much


AltAccMia

Can I ask why?


eiredescentOo

This is glorious!


i_shit_on_things

Meanwhile my cat is performing his gymnastics and Sprint routine at 5:30am


vanleighvan

He never changed roles or jobs & stuck to his pharaoh. He also had a wife & children.


SirJacob100

Anubis is such a bro.


spicerldn

'Hooman' ruins it.


FitteKatt

Can we please stop it with the whole "hooman" thing please?


surbell

This is getting downvoted... i swear reddit is full of weirdos


tulpentuin1

imagine unironically making this “meme”


dyancat

That wasn’t cringe at all


serbadass

Anubis best boi


Tacocatprime1

Is that not a cat?


longbeforetrees

Not this guy. Anubis is a jackal


elinamebro

Anubis is 100% a cat


ravens52

Might need to get your eyes checked. Anubis is a jackal which is a dog.


elinamebro

No dumbass you’re wrong >! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ!<


ravens52

Every source I’ve checked says that he is either a jackal headed deity or an old wolf god. You’re fucking retarded and wrong.


elinamebro

I link the source check it >! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ!<


ravens52

I’m on mobile. I can’t check it. Still wrong tho.


elinamebro

Well you didn’t click the link sooooo no. I’m on mobile too and can open it so if you can’t do that you’re information can’t be trusted to I win by default >! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ!<


ravens52

Lol one internet search shows every link saying he’s a jackal and just looking at Wikipedia will show you that you are incorrect. No cats look like Anubis at all. Not even close. It’s clearly some sort of canine.


elinamebro

Just click the link


hetep-di-isfet

Im an archaeologist who specialises in Egypt's Old Kingdom. Anubis is 100% a jackal.


MethuselahsVuvuzela

This sub just fallin apart.


cypriss

Everything about this is terrible


__WHAM__

This post gave me 46 different types of ass cancer.


DrDoubleyoo

cringe


QuarantineSucksALot

Indeed. Personally I don’t boil over


InkablaM

I think you just cracked the code...


MercyxXxLucie

Feel like this meme could be a song by Nile


RoscoMan1

Indeed, it is considered to be a handyman


ZippZappZippty

Indeed. One of them is lying.


sasstomouth

What about those of us without dogs? Cause these cats ain't supporting me for shit


SKT-SA1K0

I wish Nasus players actually be this wholesome


BigTonyMid

u/soupysunshine


random-axe

Shah creature weeps time-traveling robotic tears in the corner.


sevischm

I thought Agyptans are cat persons


panchannandayone

Wholesome memes


BedRoomAmpMan

Whenever I see the drawing of Anubis, I got to think about that web comic where he shows up out of nowhere to tell kids about the dangers at home, with hieroglyphs in the speech bubbles. Here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1tbina/safety\_tips\_from\_anubis/


cursed-person

isnt that the egeption god of death


MonkeyDonkey42069

I think thats kind of lika a satan in egyptian mythology not so sure but thats what i think


vols2943

Dogs have always been mans best friend for real