By - killHACKS
Anubis is going to get your ass for that disrespect.
god i sure hope so 😩
That’s some next level furry type stuff
It's literally classic furry
Gonna lick his own ass first (and balls). Then lick your mouth.
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Anubis was the OG emotional support animal (and also a very good wing-man)
r/stargate would like a word
I'm the dog, not the disembodied snake parasite.
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I'd rather not.
Anubis was only involved with the dead though.
Over sees the weigh of the heart, helps in mummification, protects tombs and guides the dead.
He has been depict offering eternal after life to pharaohs as well as other gods like Osiris or Isis.
Not a very good emotional support while living. Though I guess super supportive once you have left the living world.
Basicly death but somehow cooler, i dunno why gods of death are depicted as scary, someone to help you carry over to the afterlife would be nice
Thanks my dude, look at you being awesome!
The real evil god wasn't even the god of underworld
Aphopis was the evil one
Anubis, seth and others got missunderstood
They also wouldn’t have a sea monster.
Anubis is a cat lol
Like hell he ain't! You're thinking Bastet. Anubis be a jackal
Completely wrong >! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ!<
Heya friend! For your next rick-rolling atempts try changing the name of the link, most people have it memorised.
I forgot how to do it but at least I convince one person I was trying to harvest their organs
Cats are animals
Apparently they are gods too
Unrelated, But calcium is calcium
You can use human milk if you like /s
"My emotional support god"
Emotional support FALSE god.
Edit: hey it’s just a Stargate SG-1 joke…
🦅 〰️ 🐔 🦵 🍴
🦅 ♌ 🦅 🔪🔪 🥟 🐉 🔪🔪🐔
I couldn't have put it better myself.
What ancient Egyptian are you looking to get into a theological debate with?
I’m quoting Teal’c from Stargate. It’s a joke.
Oh shit my bad then I'm not up on the lore lol
Ah yes. Let me just bring my 5000 year old friend to argue with you.
I’m quoting Teal’c from Stargate.
When your dog becomes your dawg
Yo… Anubis is a cat
Anubis is a Jackal
Dude, everyone knows that link and you didn’t even try to disguise it as something legit…
Yeah I forgot how to change the link
Thank you for being honest.
He's a jackal/wolf.
Inpu is best friend.
Most folks only know his Greek name, not his Egyptian one. Let us re-balance your down vote...
My down vote? And I wish more people used their native names. Also I'm in the process of designing a geometric tattoo of him
Comment score was 0 when I saw it. I added 1 to an uninformed downvote.
Am archaeologist who specialises in Old Kingdom Egypt and this makes me happy
Do you know Brendan Fraser
Really wish I could say yes lol
Am too an archaeologist, although sadly not fully by occupation. Heading into Masters with my focus on archeology in the Pacific but have taken classical and ancient history papers throughout which is my eventual focus. Some of the most interesting was Egyptian religion and medicine. Magic wands ftw. Also I love your user name and character outfit haha
Archaeology in the pacific, huh? Is there a certain spot you're particularly interested in?
And that's interesting, why are you choosing Archaeology in the pacific for masters if your goal is elsewhere?
Egyptian religion and medicine is definitely crazy stuff. I did my thesis on curses and it was incredible to research.
And thanks :D
Well going into my Honours dissertation I wanted to look at 3D modeling of Roman / Greek arms and armour, but at the time it would be too big of a project and we didn't have the materials to do that, so I'm currently limited by what the university is able to provide and access. Although I'm doing pacific archaeology through limitation, my genuine interest is I'm Mediterranean civilisations, and Norse, although there are almost no norse history courses atm
Oh dude I feel you! Norse archaeology is SO under-represented. Are you in the pacific yourself if this what you're looking at?
3D modelling sounds like a great topic, and one that's definitely getting more popular in our field. Sounds like it would be a great masters/phd!
I am in the Pacific yes. Part of my honours was supposed to incorporate the use of photogrammetry when looking at edge damage on stone artefacts, unfortunately with covid and lockdowns, we've had to abandon that inclusion for the sake of time. But the use of ArcGIS and other 3D modelling would be something I'd love to do. A dream would be to be part of video game creation. But otherwise, stone artefacts are rather interesting so I'll probably keep going with that and add the other bits I'm interested in.
What area do you work in if you don't mind me asking
He’s a good boy
As someone who loves Egyptian history this gets two thumbs up
so many bitter people in here lmao
Last frame is his corpse. F in the chat bois.
Anubis stans rise up!
This pic is more like: death is your only support system
Anubis was seen as the guide of the dead, protector of tombs and associated with embalming/mummification process.
Top left is Anubis giving an Ahnk to a pharoah. This symbolizes the offering of an eternal afterlife.
Top right is usually found in tombs depicting Anubis guiding the pharaoh in death.
Middle left the person is already dead in a sarcophagus. Again Anubis is a protector of the tombs and guide of the dead.
Bottom left depict Hathor offer the Ahnk to the pharaoh Tutankhaman (King Tut), and Anubis is also behind him with the Ahnk. Hathor is considered the patroness of the region if the dead. This is in King Tuts burial chambers and is depicted as the gods offering Tut eternal afterlife.
The picture on bottom right is the “opening or mouth ceremony” where Anubis is depicted helping in the mummification process.
Awesome. Thank you.
S support the dog
You look so handsome Hooman have this lollipop
Dogs can pronounce every word correctly but for some reason they can't say human and say hooman instead. Interesting.
If you take things further than that, the raving Redditorialists will set upon you for the crimes of "annoying baby-talk." Alas, it is the only means of self expression a pet lover may be permitted... if even that.
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Or, you know, compliment your pet without infantalising thrm
They're literally as intelligent as an infant.
At worst, yes. I'd make an argument for older toddler (4-5), bordering on young child (5-6) depending on given pet.
But even then, the raising of tone is (typically) pleasing to them, no harm either way.
I’m pretty sure it’s accepted that dogs are about as an intelligent as a 2 year old
Dogs also love baby talk, they’ve done studies on how dogs respond to certain words in regular speak vs excited baby talk sort of speech
No, pretty sure he’s dead
NEVOW!! (╯òωó)╯︵ ┻━┻
Uh, *hooman* is the Canine word. Little less speciest, please. Dogs have the right to protect their heritage, and the god in question has legitimate canine heritage.
My dog always told me when’s sketchy shit was going on with the people I was seeing. Good Anubis.
I hate the word 'hooman' so much
Can I ask why?
This is glorious!
Meanwhile my cat is performing his gymnastics and Sprint routine at 5:30am
He never changed roles or jobs & stuck to his pharaoh. He also had a wife & children.
Anubis is such a bro.
'Hooman' ruins it.
Can we please stop it with the whole "hooman" thing please?
This is getting downvoted... i swear reddit is full of weirdos
imagine unironically making this “meme”
That wasn’t cringe at all
Anubis best boi
Is that not a cat?
Not this guy. Anubis is a jackal
Anubis is 100% a cat
Might need to get your eyes checked. Anubis is a jackal which is a dog.
No dumbass you’re wrong
Every source I’ve checked says that he is either a jackal headed deity or an old wolf god. You’re fucking retarded and wrong.
I link the source check it >! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ!<
I’m on mobile. I can’t check it. Still wrong tho.
Well you didn’t click the link sooooo no. I’m on mobile too and can open it so if you can’t do that you’re information can’t be trusted to I win by default >! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ!<
Lol one internet search shows every link saying he’s a jackal and just looking at Wikipedia will show you that you are incorrect. No cats look like Anubis at all. Not even close. It’s clearly some sort of canine.
Just click the link
Im an archaeologist who specialises in Egypt's Old Kingdom. Anubis is 100% a jackal.
This sub just fallin apart.
Everything about this is terrible
This post gave me 46 different types of ass cancer.
Indeed. Personally I don’t boil over
I think you just cracked the code...
Feel like this meme could be a song by Nile
Indeed, it is considered to be a handyman
Indeed. One of them is lying.
What about those of us without dogs? Cause these cats ain't supporting me for shit
I wish Nasus players actually be this wholesome
Shah creature weeps time-traveling robotic tears in the corner.
I thought Agyptans are cat persons
Whenever I see the drawing of Anubis, I got to think about that web comic where he shows up out of nowhere to tell kids about the dangers at home, with hieroglyphs in the speech bubbles.
Here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1tbina/safety\_tips\_from\_anubis/
isnt that the egeption god of death
I think thats kind of lika a satan in egyptian mythology not so sure but thats what i think
Dogs have always been mans best friend for real