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Tim Allen at a neighborhood party

Tim Allen at a neighborhood party

TheCowardMcCall

Man I'd hate to be famous... I get paranoid when people look at me in normal society... I couldn't imagine people wanting to take my photo just for the sake of taking my photo... but here I am, interested in a pic of Tim Allen at a neighborhood party, I'm part of the problem


[deleted]

There's a video of Jon Bon Jovi just vibing at a wedding and trying to have a good time. The entertainer decided to do a terrible cover of one of their songs. Then she tried to coax him onto the stage when you could tell he did not want to perform. Felt bad for the guy. As a musician, I get it because I'm always asked, "Why aren't you performing today?" And yes, I've been to family parties where I was just having a good time and someone says, "there's a piano, can't you play just one song?" Edit: here's the painful video [https://youtu.be/ZoV5q9DD\_9U](https://youtu.be/ZoV5q9DD_9U). He handled it well tho. You can see the pain in his facial expressions. Hilariously, at the 1:08 mark where he's had enough of her shit. I was just saying I get how it is.


Jahmann

Its so cringe how everybody has to film it


Ok_Question1684

Not to mention he gets paid to do that. That’s his job. He knows his worth. So not only is the day not about him, he also doesn’t do that sh*t for free lol


paranoid_70

He is probably thinking, it's not about me, it's someone else wedding for Christ's sake.


[deleted]

Exactly.


remlapca

Yeah getting a guitar shoved in your hands when you are completely unprepared and having everyone suddenly stare at you sucks 😕


[deleted]

Well especially when you're there just to have a good time and support the hosts. I genuinely felt bad for him. He did get up on stage but you could tell he was not happy about it.


mildlyshit

play some metal or something you know they'll hate and never be asked again :oD (I personally love metal but accept many people dont)


CygniYuXian

Lots of people like metal nowadays, just not anything super harsh, like Primitive Man or something. It just isn't what you'd call like, wedding venue or family reunion music. Although it would be funny to go to a family reunion and everyone's breaking their necks to Mastodon lol.


violet_terrapin

Omg that video is so much worse than you describe. He looks like he just wants to crawl in a hole and disappear. How could that woman not know to back off??


[deleted]

The look on his face at 1:08 is hilarious. He mainly just gets up because he's had enough of her shit. Like come on, read the room.


RebellischerRaakuun

Social skills go a long way


notagaywitch

I kept saying to myself, *Dude, get the camera out of his face.* He looked so pissed off.


MesWantooth

Jesus. 14 million views of JBJ being goaded to sing at a wedding with a camera in his face. He handled it well, as you said.


jaceinthebox

O God I feel so sorry for him. But if I was him I would have have her my bi and asked how she wanted to pay


TheCowardMcCall

Oh God... I can't watch that! I hate when it's my birthday and people sing happy birthday let alone an entire wedding pressuring you to get up and sign when you're just trying to eat come food and have a drink... he knows the camera is on, the pressure is on... he knows if he doesn't get up it will probably hit the internet as "Jon Bon Jovi REFUSES to sign for newlyweds... ruining their wedding."


ThatsNoMoOnx

Those mfers got a free concert! I would have gave them a bill.


Powerful_Ad_2506

You undersold how bad the cover was. I remember seeing this years ago and forgot how bad it sounded. If the whole wedding reception was like that I’d want my money back.


conundrum4u2

Ugg! - and that was a particularly awful rendition in a "Moms and Pops" elevator music kind of way...I feel for the guy


Mean_Pomegranate9193

54yo’s - that wedding was lit!


remlapca

Yeah I hope op either knows him well or had permission. It’s scummy to go around taking pictures of famous people in public like a paparazzi, even more so in private if they are just trying to chill and be normal


beingthebestmetoday

Funny that this hits my timeline as I'm watching Home Improvement.


HoseNeighbor

I get recognized all the time, with people stealing glances, and giving me off looks as they try to figure out where they know me from. I just wish one of them would tell me who the fuck they think I am, because I'm not at all famous! Edit: Accidental steely gaze


TheCowardMcCall

Is... is this...............Tim Allen? :o


Transposer

Must be annoying when you want to just hang with your neighbors low key and someone is snapping photos of you to post online.


gluteactivation

For real! Unless it’s like a group photo or some thing. This is so weird to snap a picture of somebody talking, just minding their own business


uselessredditaccoun7

Seriously. At least ask for a photo together if you're desperate for one, but don't just take pictures of people out of the blue, wtf


onebelligerentbeagle

Like right in your face


Halomir

Honestly while this *may* be his neighbors house, this is probably a private event political fundraiser.


whitemex88

UUUEEGGHH?!?!


entrylevel221

He must get that so much.


SalaryFirst9517

Was just thinking about this sound yesterday and had trouble remembering where it came from. Now I know.


smlowery93

1 look at this picture and I heard this


illmatic2112

*HO HO HO*


Schopenschluter

[“Oh no, I’ve killed Wilson! Looks like it’s back to jail for me... Ho ho ho ho ho”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8s9SSt3YsXE)


joseph-08

Yes


Fondren_Richmond

He was known for that in his "Men Are Pigs" routine before the show even started on Comic Strip Live, MTV Half-Hour Comedy Hour or any other program that was showing stand-up clips. I think the whole "dumb sitcom husband / dad" complaint is a misunderstood plot device that depicts gen-X men trying to grasp adulthood responsiblities, but Allen definitely drew on the stereotype in his act.


gootwo

Tim Allen is in no way Gen X, where do you get this shit from


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

He probably meant this was his audience he was appealing too.


shaggy_bannana

Must be Michigan


zGnRz

That does look a lot like Michigan Source: from Michigan


AcceptableDocument4

Also from Michigan, and I immediately got family reunion vibes when I saw the pic. Something about the combination of the vegetation, the lighting, the pole barn, and the way everyone is dressed.


Hi_Flyers

also from Michigan, saw the pic and wondered why our neighborhood summer get-together was posted on Reddit before I realized it wasn't


x4ty2

I can hear the argument over Faygo flavors in this photo. Team Rock n Rye


P_Fizz84

Don't forget about Moon Mist. Underrated


ncummings001

Rock n Rye is good, but team Red Pop all the way. Chocolate Cream Pie is also up there for me


ThePhabtom4567

Am also a Michigander and I have a confession to make... I don't care for faygo. I know I have dishonored my fellow Michiganders. I shall exile myself to the desolate lands of....Ohio.


x4ty2

It is okay to not like Faygo. Michiganders embrace diversity. We value differences in opinion and ideas. It's what separates us from the less developed lands. Such as Ohio.


helloooooonewman

The tent too. And the random little pine tree


scrubzork

You can almost feel the lake effect humidity in this pic


UrielVentris4th

Idk he looks awfully sober for a proper great lakes family reunion but then again im from Wisconsin so any sobriety gets ya a funny look around here


OmegaBaby

The Blue Spruce gives it away. That should be the state tree if it isn’t already.


col3man17

Honestly this could very easily be many places


Hazicc

The entire Midwest.


AccordianPlatypus

That does look a lot like Michigan. Source: from Ohio


VadeGames

Yep


prometheus282

This looks like literally anywhere with trees.


zGnRz

Does it? Literally?


Rockabillyjonny

Looks like where I’m from in TC.


brando11389

Yup Michigander here, deff MI.


enthusiasticaf

This feels like an invasion of privacy


brad__staple721

Seriously. If you want a picture of him, be chill and ask if you can get a picture with him. Don’t just creepily take a picture of him while he’s talking to somebody like a weirdo.


Abrocoma_Feisty

and post it online


DOOMNUKA

Agreed. To the weirdos credit it's not a bad picture.


SpiderHam24

i feel we live in a world where people are gonna record/take picture when and if they feel. 10 years ago that should be how it was done. ​ But i do agree. otherwise.,


donkey_OT

Exactly. Leave the guy alone.


saintchapo

Exactly how I felt. Imagine seeing OP in action taking the flick.


Rainbowcaster

That’s because it is.


charrcheese

I once saw Terry Crews while shopping at a Home Depot. When I got to my car and was about to leave, by chance he was parked really close to me and I took a couple of photos of him getting into his Escalade. I showed them to a friend of mine but later it actually made me feel weird. I’ve refused to put them online since it was just a personal moment for him and I didn’t have any business taking the pictures.


Maverick0_0

I would imagine the chance of running into Tim Allen would be much higher at Home Depot. Hrrr hrr hrrr.


yer--mum

Am I misremembering the sound Tim Allen makes, or are you doing your own thing at the end there?


yahutee

"Stars - they're just like us!"


SusheeMonster

yeah he shouldn't crash random parties like that smdh


cafe350

First thing I thought!


Business_Respond_189

He has a lot of weight to gain before Christmas!


MrBFiber

He’s got a good start; especially with a couple holidays & thanksgiving around the corner!


ProfessorSypher

Well, howdy, Neighbor!


01kickassius10

That’s Wilson next to him, just out of shot


Lunchbox_McNasty

I wish that were true, but Earl John Hindman, the man that played Wilson, died back in '03.


BeBa420

And I’ve still never seen his face Lol I’m toying with the idea of finally googling him to see what he looks like, but at the same time I’m wondering if it’s better for it to remain a mystery. Maybe he would’ve wanted it that way


jewski_brewski

I remember watching the final curtain call on TV back in 1999 when he finally walked out and showed his face.


MajinAsh

They played pretty loose with him now showing his face. He's fully visible in a Halloween episode because he was in face paint and they counted that.


rando4724

I 100% agree with all the comments saying this is an invasion of privacy, but also can't help but notice the hypocrisy of reddit - when someone uploads a photo of some random stranger they thought was doing something amusing/embarrassing (though if they're hurting someone else, that's a different story) and people point out that it's an invasion of privacy and at the very least they could have blurred the face, suddenly all the reddit lawyers (lol) crawl out of their holes to 'educate' everyone about privacy laws and not being able to expect privacy in public, but if it's some 'celeb', suddenly everyone is super concerned about them and their privacy being violated. I just wish people would show the same basic respect and concern for their fellow 'lowly peasants' (who are probably much more likely to get doxxed and harassed if the people of the internet decided to target them) as they do to some person they saw on tv 20 years ago.. 🙄


T3chn1cian

Rude


JodieFostersStare

Tim Allen sitting like a normal person and some cunt thinks karma matters


ROTTEN_CUNT_BUBBLES

Creepshot


WordplayWizard

Honest to God… before I read the post title, I thought to myself “Oh it’s Steven Spielberg”. Then I read the title. And think “No way that’s Tim Al…. Ohhh shit … that is him!!!”


Limonade6

Bit rude to take a picture of him like that. Especially putting it on the internet.


fuzzy-_-dunlop

His shirt is nice and fits great.


AirUptempo

Hi-dee-ho, neighbor!


spicy-chicken-711

Every party needs a coke dealer


Siryl7001

I don't think so, Tim.


EveningAccident8319

Fuck you Al!


pm_good_bobs_pls

Hopefully not this party, Tim’ll snitch.


mattyfatsacks

My dad worked at a movie store with Tim Allen pre-fame. I think this is literally the only place where folks might find that bit of information notable.


strikeout44

Fun Fact: Tim Allen ratted his partners out when he was a drug mule and that’s why he hasn’t spent his entire life in prison. https://allthatsinteresting.com/tim-allen-cocaine


Czsixteen

Ratted out two dozen drug dealers then became a worldwide celebrity and he never ended up being killed?


Empty_Effec

Sounds like the luckiest man ever or a mastermind


MrBullrock

Not all drug dealers are murderous psychopaths


ThisLookInfectedToYa

Most of us are regular dudes


hindesky

Yet.


flavor_blasted_semen

What kind an idiot sacrifices his life to protect cocaine traffickers?


peon2

Reddit: all employers are evil money grubbing assholes who abuse their workers. *lowly drug mule throws his employer under the bus* The audacity! He should have gone to prison for them out of respect!!!


autoreaction

Fun Fact: To think that you have some kind of responsibility for the actions of crooks, even if you're part of them, and think that there is some kind of street code that forbids you to rat them out is hilarious. I'm sure you would go to prison your whole life for some gangsters.


BuckyOFair

Hearing people on Reddit criticizing 'snitches' makes me laugh every time. Unless you are in the Mafia or the IRA or some other such organisation which feasibly has any chance of dealing with one or two problems without the assistance of the police and stands to benefit without police intervention, you just sound like some little schoolchild LARPing as a gangsta rapper. It's embarrassing.


autoreaction

Also, what do these people think why they use mules. Because they want to pay a guy a few hundred bucks or because they're afraid to get caught? They ratted you out the moment they asked you to be a mule. They make bank while you take all the risk, sure, it's a dumb thing to do, but the mule is just a little guy in the whole picture that's why you get off lightly when you talk.


Jorge_Palindrome

Yes. We know. All of reddit knows. There’s never a thread about Tim Allen that doesn’t have 50 people jumping in saying “Fuck this piece of shit, he got busted with cocaine and he’s a snitch, and worst of all he’s a conservative”. Yes, we know.


vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b

Cocaine is where I draw the line.


wissmar

You forgot a massive hypocrite


Power_Wrist

super defensive of Convicted Felon Tim Allen


in-a-far-off-land

I just knew him as the Buzz Lightyear voice actor and has never heard any of that, so I’m thankful for their comment. Most people probably spend less of their lives on reddit than you do


Floss_tycoon

Fuck that, what did he drive there?


TakeAShowerHippie

Binford 3200


Hazelwood38

Slightly out of frame is the giant Qanon flag and a burning effigy of Dr Fauci


drunkpilot2

Wilson is on the other side of the fence whispering conspiracy theories to other people (RIP WILSON)


CrikeyMikeyLikey

I know he can be a typical loudmouth celebrity, but is he really that nutso?


lazava1390

Yes.


stars_mcdazzler

Bet he really appreciates you just taking a picture of him without asking...


annasghostallaround

he’s got those rich guy eyeglasses


guy_incognito86

That umbrella better be a Binford!


OctoberSky1993

He looks really good


discoduck1977

Just watched galaxy quest tonight!!


willy_chill

Holy shit it's santa


thatsasillyname

Uh uh uh uuuuh


SlyBriFry

To infinity….


clothespinkingpin

Cool, cool, but is that a spooky ghost coming out of the woods that the dude in the back is looking at?


tgejesse

SANTA?!


kdropk

That's literally my aunt in the pick haha she told us how she met Tim Allen


ClenchedCorn77

He’s in the middle of explaining why it’s unnecessary to wear a mask at a public event


Jackamalio626

is this some kind of unvaccinated person joke im too vaccinated to understand


supernovababoon

You should respect his privacy more if you had the chance to hang around and meet him. I doubt he would appreciate you taking a creeper picture. That would be really annoying just trying to hang out and be a regular person and enjoy people.


fatalkrouzer

could you imagine you go to a neighborhood party and fucking Buzz Lightyear is sitting right next to you?!


Politicsmodssuck4654

That's Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, buddy.


mjacobson7

Scott Calvin my man


ThomBraidy

I think you mean Santa Claus, fella


Oxygen95

That's Mike Baxter. lol


Austinmac0

Check her profile. That's interesting.


RHallman321

Ewwwww…. Why did you make me do that?!?!? Lol


jmansuper08

Bro. Next time just let me read dumb comments about tim Allen. I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now..


ThePhoenixdarkdirk

Never give up, never surrender


certified_sjk

Can you ask him where JTT is?


jawshoeaw

Dang do we all get old??


thekurgan79

He looks great for being almost 70


Echo127

Yeah, no kidding. White hair, but he still looks like the Tim Allen I remember from Home Improvement.


jawshoeaw

For sure. Was still a shock


StarGuardianJulie

Yeah just not as gracefully, sadly.


production-values

grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt


nichfabish

Argh argh argh


Fun_Form_3308

Legend


AdultLearner123ABC

Santa!!!!!!! Santa!!! I know him. I know him.


hackysack-jack

Ask him when ‘ Santa clause 4’ is coming out. I’m waiting patiently.


Some_Random_Android

If he didn't ask for some delicious, hot schmoes, it wasn't really Tim Allen. ;)


crypticlazr

Looks like he is grunting lol


x4ty2

He looks healthy


SpacePincone

This is a weird fucking picture, why didn’t you just ask him for the pic? Instead of acting like a creep


Nightmareofanight

Holy sh*t


poondox

I don't think so Tim.


Reblyn

I live in a really small town in Germany. A couple of years ago the guitarist of the Scorpions visited our town festival, turns out he grew up here. No one took creepy photos though.


Narokath

Pictures you can hear. *grunts*


Grundle__Puncher

AHHAAWAHHOOO!!!?!!!?


[deleted]

The guy on the right better be Wilson sans hat.


fallenveil

To infinity and beyond, Mr. Lightyear! :)


knifensoup

Wow, what’s up there creep shot.


derektrader7

He looks better than I would have thought at his age


hanneken

Yeah? He's a person. Weird.


ArmaDrama

Fuck Tim Allen.


trevorspengler

popo gigio


AlecInChains97

Did he bring the coke?


kLoWn2323

Fuck this dude. Snitch ass.


MurderDoneRight

Isn't that the drug dealer that got arrested but got off by ratting out his friends? Yes. Yes it is.


dunkaroo55

Leland, Michigan?


monkeygloo

How much blow did he bring?


Duffman66CMU

Did you do coke with him in the bathroom?


andrew252501

Well, what can i say about our next two presenters? The first is an actor whose films have grossed several billion dollars.. He amazed us in Forrest Gump, he broke our hearts in Philadelphia, and he made us proud in Saving Private Ryan...And the other presenter is Tim Allen. Ricky Gervais.


TheFannyTickler

Lmfao didn’t know everyone on Reddit cared so much about the worst celebrity in America


Two_Apples

Looks more like Tim Allen and Andy Dick had a 60 year old child


Lanzus_Longus

Fuck this asshole


HedyLamaar

Trumpsheep


matty77

Lookin good


truespeakisfreespeak

Got absolutely no use for this guy.


Bp820

Why so much hate for the guy?


jesterinancientcourt

He compared being a conservative in Hollywood to 1930s Germany.


partymongoose69

First day on Reddit?


Bp820

Just curious. I'll do my research instead.


partymongoose69

It's mostly because he's an outspoken conservative and this site is very liberal. The coke jokes are an old reference, he was arrested in the 80s(?) with a bunch of cocaine. Also, a lot of his humor is abbrasively conservative and could piss people off if they don't understand comedic personas. Same as conservatives that freak out over liberal comedians. All that said, I don't pay much attention to celebrities day to day lives so there could be things I'm not aware of.


None-Of-You-Are-Real

>Also, a lot of his humor is abbrasively conservative and could piss people off if they don't understand comedic personas. His abrasively conservative humor isn't a "comedic persona".


salahelbat

Well the coke jokes are in reference to the fact that he ratted out his accomplices for no sentence. Then has the gall to be a conservative knowing full well how conservatives feel about the war on drugs and how he should have been prosecuted. It’s either hypocrisy or cognitive dissonance all the way down.


burrbro235

ITT people who hate Tim Allen because he's conservative.


AverageGeologist

Make the sound from Home Improvement


Andre4kthegreengiant

I don't think so Tim


UtetopiaSS

Had no idea that Tim Allen slowly turned into Andy Dick


ReyPhasma

Oh. My. God. I can't unsee it.


UtetopiaSS

Funnily enough, his real name, according to [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Allen) is Timothy Alan Dick..


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Wermhat69420

Heard hes a raging douche bag these days. Looks fit though.


Cripnite

Was Wilson invited too?


rockchalkjaychalk23

That's him to the right of the tool man


penalcoded

Was he talking about how much he loves the taste of trumps dick?


anawkwardsomeone

Did you get his permission for this?