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ArsonJones

The old Wankatron 3000. I broke mine. ☹


ray_giraffe

https://c.tenor.com/JmOACZuFjksAAAAC/thanos-infinity-war.gif


bexploder

Overclocked the wanks-per-minute?


Patsy81

Did you try turning it off and on again


NapoleonTroubadour

Take this upvote and add it to the others


Lambchop_Ramone

That's some goin', Youngfella.. Fair play. Any chance you could fix mine, if you're at it? Well, I mean, at the fixing, not the breaking..


Shnapple8

OMG, that's too feckin funny!


MagicCuboid

You've got to try the 5000 model. Far more robust design for even the most stubborn among us.


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FearGaeilge

The mechanicus, a great bunch of lads.


lizardking99

Oud Oudia Raskian, he's in the 'RA


TheMightyCucumber

Arkhan land, he's in the 'RA


GucciJesus

Belisarius Cawl, he's in the 'RA.


Joker1980

The Omnisire is a phrophet not the machine god


-Irish-Day-Man-

Yup the toasters! Yup the Microwaves!


KassellTheArgonian

#FOR THE EMPEROR AND SANGUINIUS, DEATH DEATH


whoopdawhoop12345

This guys fucks.


GiraffeTraining6670

WHY HORUS, WHY??!


Piddypong

Dude I know your grandad Im from the same town as him 😂


whoopdawhoop12345

You do not do you ?


Thick_Relationship_2

a small country so it is


maca187

That's a great photo & some serious work. Will you post the rest so we can see the costume in full please?


whoopdawhoop12345

Ah ... go on so. But if I get down voted I am blaming you ! Will post Saturday!


maca187

Look forward to it 👍


fionnde

I second this.


Pvt_MorningWood

Praise the Omnisiah. Another tech adept for the forges!


AndOfCourseCeltic

Happy 30th birthday! I enjoyed snooping on your bookshelf :)


whoopdawhoop12345

Getting old !


AndOfCourseCeltic

Getting? Just kidding. You've life in you yet


ThunderIrl

Not just old but also a bastard according to the mug!


me2269vu

I too snooped on your bookshelf and wish you birthday salutations


Duillog2

Praise the Omnissiah!


Zahaael

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blockfighter1

No need for that kinda language.


JOHNfuknRAMBO

You must be one of these non-binary types...


yesterr

I think it's one of the binary types.


mynoduesp

There are 10 different kinds, it gets confusing.


blockfighter1

TRUE


Akira-Chan-2007

When I showed this to my NB friend they shrank away and hissed


DarkmatterHypernovae

Bigotry is unbecoming.


Irishane

*C'mon sucker lick my battery.*


crewster23

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Zahaael

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Call-of-the-lost-one

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Solidarity4ever_

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nice___bot

Nice!


worktemp

Bit mean to put up the "you're old" sign for his visit.


whoopdawhoop12345

The person who gave me that card is on this sub, don't encourage him ! Hw handed me that card in my birthday and split his hole laughing 😃


illogicalpine

Ahhh we love a good aul Techpriest around here.


hydrosylator

that's class and crying out for some photoshop


whoopdawhoop12345

Be my guest !


manfredmahon

THE FLESH IS WEAK BUT GRANDAD IS STRONG


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

May your forge exceed its quota. Praise the Omnisiah!


Jon_J_

Warhammer 40k?


whoopdawhoop12345

Praise the immortal Emperor.


JorgTheChildBeater

Where’s that on outta interest?


whoopdawhoop12345

Convention centre Dublin this weekend.


NapoleonTroubadour

Ah that’s very wholesome👍I never actually met either of my grandfathers so posts like these are always heartwarming.


iseeu2sumhow

Idk what those props are, but he looks like he belongs in fallout mashed warhammer world.


whoopdawhoop12345

Happy cake day !


jackvaku

Fetch the tea wielding glove my dear boy.


Margrave75

Have to bring my daughter and her friends. NOT my scene at all, still, reckon it'll be cool enough to see all the people dressed up!


TahoeLT

I thought you were suggesting he asked to wear it to the comic con. I suppose the average age of comic fans *has* steadily gone up.


whoopdawhoop12345

Ah it's a mixed bag of ages these days !


joey11210

Hmm mechanicus or iron hands?


whoopdawhoop12345

Mechanicus !


OdinFreeBallin

Praise the Omnimessiah, great work.


CaisLaochach

Why would mechanics need axes in the future? I know it's 40k and all that, but you'd think the mechanics would stick to guns.


whoopdawhoop12345

The axes are a sigil of office and rank. At least that's the lore.


CaisLaochach

I'd have made fusion guns symbols of office.


whoopdawhoop12345

You can give your opinions to the fabricator general.


vinegarZombie

Ah yeah FISTO from HE-MAN. The ol YMCA favorite.


turbodrumbro

Walk softly, and carry some spare lightbulbs. Pretty neat, looking forward to seeing the full thing!


davesr25

Tea for the tea god.


DevineAaron92

God I’d love to go to a comic con


whoopdawhoop12345

Then go !


PKBitchGirl

I think there's still tickets for sunday available


DevineAaron92

I'd go but I'm leaving country the next morning. Feck it. Next year I'm definitely going. Didn't even know it existed till 2020. And that's when this arsehole virus hit.


LorcanWardGuitar

Praise the Omnissiah!


an_evil_oose

Praise be to the omnissiah


peterdpol

There is a comic con in Ireland?


whoopdawhoop12345

Multiple


peterdpol

What rock have I’ve been living under


whoopdawhoop12345

Terra firma apparently. Convention centre this weekend.


peterdpol

Jesus I’d never have guessed mayo! Thank you, I’ll look into going next year


PKBitchGirl

It's on again in august www.dublincomiccon.com


peterdpol

Cool! I’ll definitely try and go! I’ve never been to a con before and thank you for the link!


PKBitchGirl

Yeah, Dublin Comic Con's being going on for several years


ElaboratedTruncated

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR! but also FOR THE EMPEROR!


whoopdawhoop12345

This guy wants to fight !


NuclearMaterial

Careful now


The_Wolf2288

No idea why bioshock’s big daddy is in my head now


whoopdawhoop12345

Thats my next big project !


slothrr

You people have such great hobbies why is it that whenever I have some spare time I'm just sitting at home playing with myself?


whoopdawhoop12345

Just start ! Thats the first step.


ibadlyneedhelp

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the cold certainty of the machine. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will fail you, and you will turn to my kind to save you. But I am already saved.


thecrazydemoman

Canadian starbucks mug? (i'm pretty sure i have that one that's why I ask). Your work is fantastic.


whoopdawhoop12345

My best man at my wedding is Canadian, he got me that last time he was over !


thecrazydemoman

nice :) they're a good size, comfortable handle, not a bad cup.


daftdave41

I read this as Cadian Starbucks mug. Now I've a vision of some Shock Troopers patiently queuing up for their Mochas and Pumpkin Spice Lattes :D


thecrazydemoman

FOR CADIA, FOR THE EMPEROR!


TranslatorOk3146

I hope that’s not as heavy as it looks.


whoopdawhoop12345

Lol, you haven't even seen the rest of it ! No the ark is light, it's foam, wrapped in thermoplastic, painted with graphite and brass paint with an activated oxidser. The light bulbs are plastic leds, that are powered by some aa batteries. It's actually pretty light.


TranslatorOk3146

Excellent job. Really makes it look like iron.


whoopdawhoop12345

Cheers ! Little tricks to make plastic look real !


Arkslippy

When I just glanced at the photo scrolling, i thought, why is that dude putting his arm up a Dyson. That's awesome, didn't even know comic con was back


[deleted]

What's the costume of?


whoopdawhoop12345

It's a few parts of a tech priest from warhammer 40k.


[deleted]

Nice I played war hammer 40k Dawn of war on my PC all the time as a kid. Good Times.


OhRiLee

He looks so confused.


FluffyDiscipline

I think Grandad wants to go too... he'd get a great kick out of it


Fontaine42

Class!


RigasTelRuun

Why didn't you post pictures of him wearing any. Grand fleece though.


adeodatusIII

I see your grandad has been made aware of the weakness of his flesh.


[deleted]

How are you supposed to drink tae with that yoke?


Wyrmlimion

I look forward to spotting you at comic con


MadEyeJoker

Upvote for Canada mug 🍁


badpeaches

Your grandad is an absolute joy!


dazzlinreddress

I didn't know that comic con was this weekend.


JaysusTheWise

Death to the false emperor!!!


whoopdawhoop12345

Brave words for a man within range if my titan.


_Undead_Pie_

Haha I'm gonna be there this weekend!


OhlookitsMatty

Stop by my table in the Artist Alley, so I can see for myself!


whoopdawhoop12345

I will be over with the TOG table and then roaming ! Check out my panel on the Sunday !


OhlookitsMatty

I'll be at my table the whole Con, selling my wares


spooky_turnip

That's class


coffejellyassassin

I'll likely be seeing you there this weekend. I'll have to bring some tea for you I suppose 🤣🤣


CaptainEarlobe

I just had a flick through your profile. You're extremely talented.


whoopdawhoop12345

Ah. Would ya stop.


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ryan_jenko

hoping to go


whoopdawhoop12345

Look for the mechanical menace flanked by Battle sisters !


Richiesaidohyea

Looks cool, kinda suits him!


whoopdawhoop12345

"Cmere to me and I will slap da head off ya"


TheMightyCucumber

Glory to the Onnissiah, he'd be proud of the fine work gone into creating this!


neilio83

This is 40k right?


ivanpyxel

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


scott123quartz

I'll see you there then.


Yeolde1rishman

Praise the omnissiah


great-atuan

all praise the machine spirit


kuzan1998

/r/Bossfight


Shnapple8

That's amazing. Would love to see the rest of it.


[deleted]

By the Omnessiah's shiny metal ass, now that is a costume!


daliusdb

I'm waiting with nervous anticipation to see the cup of tea to go with that arm??


IRISHKN1GHT

What did you make it out of? Looks class.


whoopdawhoop12345

Foam and thermoplastics !


IRISHKN1GHT

Where do you get your foam?, I want to get into some crafting but I don't know where I should go for supplies.


whoopdawhoop12345

Arachnid FX they supply not of the Irish cosplay scene .


PizzamanIRL

Gets better with every picture!


Shadow-Moon93

A born again Thanos 👌


flipflopsandwich

I don't know who or what it is but it looks absolutely class, I hope your proud of your work!


AnFaithne

Happy Birthday, OP


FreyrPrime

By the Motive Force! That is a costume the Omnissiah would be proud of.


FireFlavour

Reminds me of Tech Priest Dominus


whoopdawhoop12345

That was the inspiration.


Techinstuff

That looks awesome.


Kukijiro

For a second I thought he had a Dyson vacuum on his hand.


Extremely-Bad-Idea

Immediately after the last picture was taken, the old guy collapsed to the ground and said, "This stuff is awful heavy".


DiamondJolt

Aha that's class, hopefully I'll see you there! Gonna be there on the Saturday


-Simbelmyne-

Praise the Omnissiah, the Machine is immortal!


SignificantDate8691

You found a steampunk npc


Kalaxi50

Remind me not to get toast from yours


eoghan93

Your grandpa once he picked up the axe https://youtu.be/WyK7lX4sk0c


Someone8008

Hellboy


JosephFinn

Your grandad looks awesome!


Here_for_tea_

What a legend


Patsy81

I thought I had a really good wank joke then realised everyone else talks wanky shit


StringerBell34

Arcane Vi


Robetus_0

Damn


DevilishFlapjacks

Praise the omnissiah


calllery

That's an absolute unit...of a mug.


Omnicide103

The Mechanicum, a great bunch of lads


pepa-pig-ultimate

Didn’t know there was Ireland subreddit. Hello Irish people. What is it that you Irish people do?