By - whoopdawhoop12345
The old Wankatron 3000. I broke mine. ☹
Overclocked the wanks-per-minute?
Did you try turning it off and on again
Take this upvote and add it to the others
That's some goin', Youngfella.. Fair play. Any chance you could fix mine, if you're at it? Well, I mean, at the fixing, not the breaking..
OMG, that's too feckin funny!
You've got to try the 5000 model. Far more robust design for even the most stubborn among us.
The mechanicus, a great bunch of lads.
Oud Oudia Raskian, he's in the 'RA
Arkhan land, he's in the 'RA
Belisarius Cawl, he's in the 'RA.
The Omnisire is a phrophet not the machine god
Yup the toasters!
Yup the Microwaves!
#FOR THE EMPEROR AND SANGUINIUS, DEATH DEATH
This guys fucks.
WHY HORUS, WHY??!
Dude I know your grandad Im from the same town as him 😂
You do not do you ?
a small country so it is
That's a great photo & some serious work.
Will you post the rest so we can see the costume in full please?
Ah ... go on so. But if I get down voted I am blaming you ! Will post Saturday!
Look forward to it 👍
I second this.
Praise the Omnisiah. Another tech adept for the forges!
Happy 30th birthday! I enjoyed snooping on your bookshelf :)
Getting old !
Getting? Just kidding. You've life in you yet
Not just old but also a bastard according to the mug!
I too snooped on your bookshelf and wish you birthday salutations
Praise the Omnissiah!
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No need for that kinda language.
You must be one of these non-binary types...
I think it's one of the binary types.
There are 10 different kinds, it gets confusing.
When I showed this to my NB friend they shrank away and hissed
Bigotry is unbecoming.
*C'mon sucker lick my battery.*
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Bit mean to put up the "you're old" sign for his visit.
The person who gave me that card is on this sub, don't encourage him !
Hw handed me that card in my birthday and split his hole laughing 😃
Ahhh we love a good aul Techpriest around here.
that's class and crying out for some photoshop
Be my guest !
THE FLESH IS WEAK BUT GRANDAD IS STRONG
May your forge exceed its quota. Praise the Omnisiah!
Praise the immortal Emperor.
Where’s that on outta interest?
Convention centre Dublin this weekend.
Ah that’s very wholesome👍I never actually met either of my grandfathers so posts like these are always heartwarming.
Idk what those props are, but he looks like he belongs in fallout mashed warhammer world.
Happy cake day !
Fetch the tea wielding glove my dear boy.
Have to bring my daughter and her friends.
NOT my scene at all, still, reckon it'll be cool enough to see all the people dressed up!
I thought you were suggesting he asked to wear it to the comic con. I suppose the average age of comic fans *has* steadily gone up.
Ah it's a mixed bag of ages these days !
Hmm mechanicus or iron hands?
Praise the Omnimessiah, great work.
Why would mechanics need axes in the future? I know it's 40k and all that, but you'd think the mechanics would stick to guns.
The axes are a sigil of office and rank.
At least that's the lore.
I'd have made fusion guns symbols of office.
You can give your opinions to the fabricator general.
Ah yeah FISTO from HE-MAN.
The ol YMCA favorite.
Walk softly, and carry some spare lightbulbs.
Pretty neat, looking forward to seeing the full thing!
Tea for the tea god.
God I’d love to go to a comic con
Then go !
I think there's still tickets for sunday available
I'd go but I'm leaving country the next morning. Feck it. Next year I'm definitely going. Didn't even know it existed till 2020. And that's when this arsehole virus hit.
Praise be to the omnissiah
There is a comic con in Ireland?
What rock have I’ve been living under
Terra firma apparently.
Convention centre this weekend.
Jesus I’d never have guessed mayo! Thank you, I’ll look into going next year
It's on again in august
Cool! I’ll definitely try and go! I’ve never been to a con before and thank you for the link!
Yeah, Dublin Comic Con's being going on for several years
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
This guy wants to fight !
No idea why bioshock’s big daddy is in my head now
Thats my next big project !
You people have such great hobbies why is it that whenever I have some spare time I'm just sitting at home playing with myself?
Just start !
Thats the first step.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the cold certainty of the machine. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will fail you, and you will turn to my kind to save you. But I am already saved.
Canadian starbucks mug? (i'm pretty sure i have that one that's why I ask).
Your work is fantastic.
My best man at my wedding is Canadian, he got me that last time he was over !
nice :) they're a good size, comfortable handle, not a bad cup.
I read this as Cadian Starbucks mug. Now I've a vision of some Shock Troopers patiently queuing up for their Mochas and Pumpkin Spice Lattes :D
FOR CADIA, FOR THE EMPEROR!
I hope that’s not as heavy as it looks.
Lol, you haven't even seen the rest of it !
No the ark is light, it's foam, wrapped in thermoplastic, painted with graphite and brass paint with an activated oxidser.
The light bulbs are plastic leds, that are powered by some aa batteries.
It's actually pretty light.
Excellent job. Really makes it look like iron.
Little tricks to make plastic look real !
When I just glanced at the photo scrolling, i thought, why is that dude putting his arm up a Dyson. That's awesome, didn't even know comic con was back
What's the costume of?
It's a few parts of a tech priest from warhammer 40k.
I played war hammer 40k Dawn of war on my PC all the time as a kid.
He looks so confused.
I think Grandad wants to go too... he'd get a great kick out of it
Why didn't you post pictures of him wearing any. Grand fleece though.
I see your grandad has been made aware of the weakness of his flesh.
How are you supposed to drink tae with that yoke?
I look forward to spotting you at comic con
Upvote for Canada mug 🍁
Your grandad is an absolute joy!
I didn't know that comic con was this weekend.
Death to the false emperor!!!
Brave words for a man within range if my titan.
Haha I'm gonna be there this weekend!
Stop by my table in the Artist Alley, so I can see for myself!
I will be over with the TOG table and then roaming !
Check out my panel on the Sunday !
I'll be at my table the whole Con, selling my wares
I'll likely be seeing you there this weekend. I'll have to bring some tea for you I suppose 🤣🤣
I just had a flick through your profile. You're extremely talented.
Ah. Would ya stop.
hoping to go
Look for the mechanical menace flanked by Battle sisters !
Looks cool, kinda suits him!
"Cmere to me and I will slap da head off ya"
Glory to the Onnissiah, he'd be proud of the fine work gone into creating this!
This is 40k right?
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I'll see you there then.
Praise the omnissiah
all praise the machine spirit
That's amazing. Would love to see the rest of it.
By the Omnessiah's shiny metal ass, now that is a costume!
I'm waiting with nervous anticipation to see the cup of tea to go with that arm??
What did you make it out of? Looks class.
Foam and thermoplastics !
Where do you get your foam?, I want to get into some crafting but I don't know where I should go for supplies.
Arachnid FX they supply not of the Irish cosplay scene .
Gets better with every picture!
A born again Thanos 👌
I don't know who or what it is but it looks absolutely class, I hope your proud of your work!
Happy Birthday, OP
By the Motive Force! That is a costume the Omnissiah would be proud of.
Reminds me of Tech Priest Dominus
That was the inspiration.
That looks awesome.
For a second I thought he had a Dyson vacuum on his hand.
Immediately after the last picture was taken, the old guy collapsed to the ground and said, "This stuff is awful heavy".
Aha that's class, hopefully I'll see you there! Gonna be there on the Saturday
Praise the Omnissiah, the Machine is immortal!
You found a steampunk npc
Remind me not to get toast from yours
Your grandpa once he picked up the axe
Your grandad looks awesome!
What a legend
I thought I had a really good wank joke then realised everyone else talks wanky shit
That's an absolute unit...of a mug.
The Mechanicum, a great bunch of lads
Didn’t know there was Ireland subreddit.
Hello Irish people. What is it that you Irish people do?