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Fortunate_Soul

Anon finally gets a shot at happiness, considers ruining it by having an autistic meltdown over something that doesn't actually affect him. I think this one is true, lads.


Edgelord69__

> anon posts about something that not only doesn’t pertain to him, but also is making a big deal when his fiancé doesn’t necessarily care It’s definitely true


CartAgain

\> happiness \> wedding ​ pick one


Awake_The_Dreamer

Wife bad


Mushiren_

Ride wife Life good


JaceVentura69

Wife fight back Kill wife


Appropriate-Fix-1240

Wife gone Think about wife


Josephmercury

Think about wife Regret


juestplayer

Get new wife Circle of wife


wangkerd

New wife get fat Circle of wife


kdjoeyyy

New Wife get fat Divorce


1ustfu1

joe goldberg’s life


Analog-Moderator

Hmmm why yes good sir i think you do get some updoots


idealfury88

Yep, you're correct.


Fortunate_Soul

Will report back after mine in seven months to see if you're right or not


-Farmersdaughter-

Congratulations and/or best wishes.


Spaceduck413

Had my one year anniversary recently. Spoilers if you're already living together it's not actually all that different.


Fortunate_Soul

I figured, been living together three years with no issues


BlueTrapazoid

Can confirm, I am the one in Anon's walls.


Kiwi-Magistral

Ayo don't call us out like that (I'm in the wardrobe).


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Found the boomer


mrfluffles300

haha geddit guys? wife bad! hahah i make funni joke! why no-one laughing?


CartAgain

You are joke


RealMatchesMalonee

To be honest, as long as he rants and raves about it on this site only, and these posts don't see the light of day, I think it's fine. The autismo needs to be contained and controlled.


SuperArppis

You got 'em.


CenturyBlade

True: Anon spergs out over something that doesn't affect him Gay: Anon is now more interested in the ftm tranny than his fiancee


mdahms95

Why fucking care


etraxx22

He wants to be best man now.


morty__sanchez

Because he's upset he married a woman when he could've got with one of her trans friends instead.


DiscountSteak

Radicalized by 4chan to care about non issues sadly, internet moment


R-emiru

Anon's first mistake was wanting to marry a 3D woman in the first place


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PickleWhip1

Gross lol imagine only doing missionary and having to go to church on Sunday🤮🤮🤮🤮


Kraldar

Don't know why people shit on missionary, it's a great position


dangfurries

Or a woman over the age of 13. Big mistake!


777conrad

Imagine being OP and actually hating on trans people. What a pos.


Mack_Sharky

Idk man this is r/greentext


brandicoot1

Exactly, were not r/4chan


shaggybiscuits

r/4chan is a public bathroom with shit and piss smeared everywhere. r/greentext is a public bathroom with shit and piss smeared everywhere. i love both of them


YeahWeGetIt12345

Lol cope and go dilate


Lugo_Iravan

Trans ppl obviously hate themselves most. Why else would they be killing themselves.


brevonthelord2

He's based wdym


highLordd

when


scopiieeex

Ok loser


mdahms95

Ten minutes after commenting in this thread. The don’t be triggered crowd got real triggered.


GreenNukE

Not marrying him/her, why care?


derralshane

We know why. And so do they. All we have to do is look through their porn history. Spoilers. It looks something like this: Tranny fucks stud Stud’s first time with a tranny Stud chokes on big tranny cock Tranny dominates stud Dog fucks whore Tranny sits on stud’s face Stud on all fours for tranny gangbang Whore sucks off dog Stud eats multiple tranny loads


BigHeadedBiologist

I don’t think most bigots watch porn of whatever they openly hate lol


derralshane

HAHAHA! That’s a good one.


FinnaLoseThisOneToo

Bro. They 100% do. The “openly hate” part is supposed to be a distraction from acknowledging or revealing their true feelings. You never once heard about a queer-bashing dude or fundamentalist Republican congressman getting caught sucking mad cock? It’s a cliche at this point that people who go hardest in the bigotry are in denial about themselves


godfdamnit

let's say hypothetically that your text resonated with me. let's also say for the sake of the argument that I want to change myself. in this fictional scenario, how would one go about doing that?


40_compiler_errors

Only hypothetically, you should realize that the hate comes from not accepting a part of you that you feel is shameful. And, only in this fictional scenario, you should realize that probably you are forcing yourself to be a flawless, idealized version of yourself, whereas real you will always have embarrassing quirks. Only way to accept others is to accept oneself. Only hypothetixally ofc.


FinnaLoseThisOneToo

There are two versions of yourself: the person you are and the person you feel you’re expected to be. Ignore that second version. Invest in the first. Do what you want and be who want however that is so long as you live in a way that adds to the total happiness in the world. Also go easy on people, yourself included. Life’s too short.


BigHeadedBiologist

Yes, you hear about them but growing up surrounded by bigots and living in the midwest, most homophobes and racists aren’t sucking cock and flirting with minorities. They are on facebook sharing anti gay memes and being a dick to people in public. The occasional congressman that turns out to be gay is the exception, not the norm


FinnaLoseThisOneToo

> Most homophobes and racists aren’t sucking cock and flirting with minorities. …that you know about > The occasional congressman that turns out to be gay is the exception, not the norm …that you know about Dudes in the closet like it to stay that way


Zockerbaum

Ok so according to you more than half of the world (number of people who don't support LGBT, might be even more idk) is actually closeted homosexuals?


FinnaLoseThisOneToo

No. You’ve made a number of assumptions and extrapolations to where I can’t even tell what you’re specifically referencing from what I said. I’m saying there’s more gay people in the world than gay people who are open about it, and more importantly to the specific comment you responded to, confidently stating what someone is or isn’t when you have no idea how they spend their private time is a major assumption to make that isn’t really based on anything real.


KagerouSangd

>most homophobes and racists aren’t sucking cock and flirting with minorities. But they do watch a lot of porn of it, I'm almost certain cuckold porn is only as widespread as it is because of racist losers


I-hate-this-timeline

You don’t even have to see them do it. Just listen to Lindsay graham speak. Hell just hearing his name should let you know lol


dudecubed

Mate have you seen how many anti gay politicians end up at gay orgies Repression is one hell of a drug


GazingAtTheVoid

4chan is over ran with BBC, white humiliation, and trans porn. The /pol/tards will tell you it's Jews, glowies or both. But the answer is probably be a lot simpler their lonely sad degenerates who hate themselves.


Merkins75

You would be surprised.


ultra_psycho_tropic

I probably will be surprised


CaligulaLamia

Lots of people live porn of what they think is taboo.


AggressiveLegend

Lmao I knew a bigoted incel who watched trans women porn all the time 💀


jingjongkingkong

Shut the fuck up


AggressiveLegend

Damn are you him, why you mad???


SureWhyNot-Org

Interracial Porn is most watched in southern, conservative states.


Dragoncat99

There’s an entire website dedicated to homophobic politicians that got outed as gay. It’s practically a meme.


I-hate-this-timeline

You’d be surprised. I’m friends on fb with a guy I know from high school that goes a step further than that. He’s always posting bigoted stuff, usually bashing trans people or general lgbt stuff but he clearly watches fox so it’s kind of a flavor of the day situation. Anyway one day a trans girl I know sent me a screenshot of his Grindr profile and was like “isn’t this that homophobe you always argue with?” Wouldn’t you know it, dude’s looking for men to hang out with during his “hunting trips” that he always makes a big deal about. It’s so bizarre knowing that while he posts all this stuff and has a fiancée he’s actively cheating on. It’s especially fucked up seeing how she talks about his trips.


TheEpicCoyote

Haggard’s Law


Give_me_your_liver_

Didn't Tucker Carlson have a tab of trans porn open on his phone while live?


Asaggimos02

…what? I mean, I get what you’re saying, like abt the hardest anti-gay people being super closeted, but what? I don’t think it’s standard to be to this extent.


Atissss

What is Stud?


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This guy knows his trans porn


logan2043099

Well OP never has to worry about this scenario women won't get close to him because of his healthy 500lb weight and the smell he radiates.


10af0376

Fun true fact: he'd rather die than get the covid vaccine.


Fortunate_Soul

C'mon Darwin, do your fucking job already


Platypuscheeks

Kek


Mack_Sharky

Why y’all seething at OP he’s not anon lol


Allison-Ghost

Cause OP agrees with anon and is therefore equally chasmbrained


Thunderlight2004

“Chasmbrained” damn I gotta keep that one


BigSlav667

Miku pfp, nice!


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Butch?


Platypuscheeks

Butch is most often a term used to describe a lesbian who exhibits a masculine identity.


bigdaddychainsaw

Like the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid


Platypuscheeks

Precisely


Ho_Chi_Squid

>a lesbian who exhibits a masculine identity. so... a homosexual tomboy?


Platypuscheeks

Yes


nomshroom

Kind of, tomboys are often masculine more in behaviour and attitude, while butch is more about appearance and social role, at least to my knowledge. They're different, but closely related.


Atissss

I thought he misspelled "Dutch" and I was so confused. Like... what does Denmark have to do with trans?


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Dutch is from Netherlands lol. Denmark is Danish


Atissss

My entire life was a lie...


P4NTH3RA

why do i keep seeing people connecting dutch to denmark


Atissss

Cuz of the similarity in the name. England - English Russia - Russian America - American Germany - German Poland - Polish Netherlands - F*cking Dutch? Why?


P4NTH3RA

Engl- Russi- America- German- Pol- Netherlands is an exception, I know. But Denmark and Dutch? The only thing they have in common is the D.


Atissss

That was the closest guess.


Brussel_Rand

Is OP mad that his wife picked out a lesbian to be a bridesmaid who, after the wedding, became Buck Angel? Or is he mad he signed away his rights so he can't fuck a dude with a pussy?


the-peanut-gallery

Probably both.


analcrasher101

How are people surprised and mad about transphobia on the greentext subreddit? you’re just actively looking for something to get mad about lol what do you expect? just wholesome content?


Critical_Moose

There's a lot of funny greentexts, but this sub frequently throws shit like this on hot. There's not even a joke. I don't want to unsub because a lot of stuff on here genuinely makes me laugh, but like what is the point of this post besides transphobia?


dudecubed

The fact I'm on r/greentext and not 4chan is because I want the filtered content, all the toxic transphobic spam is shit I can't be asked to filter through. Edgy humor doesn't need to be outright hateful and quite frankly when it is it's no longer funny.


ChardonnayQueen

I was thinking the same thing lol, people seem shocked at the dislike of trans people even though that's a key feature of green text posts


Apprehensive-Coat-56

r/greentext will flips so much when it comes to transphobia.


DevilishMagpie

Only reason i still browse it, never know if you get to see greentext being wholesome, or apeshit insane when trans pwople are involved


lycheenme

not surprised, not mad, just confused. why is op letting someone else's choices that do not affect him in the slightest upset him? embarrassing.


YTAftershock

There's r/wholesomegreentexts, if you do want wholesome stuff


ObesePudge

Considering this posts upvotes ppl arent actualy mad only ppl who get mad and comment because annon dislikes trans prople. People can hate or love whatever they want as long as they dont act upon it harshly and impose their standarts on someone else but most people only do the love part and forget about hate, also the imposing part.... well the whole point actualy.


noahwman

people complaining on here never read a real greentext


FinnaLoseThisOneToo

I just realized I’m coming up on 20 years of reading greentexts. What a life


noahwman

remember reading the ballad of Ella for the first time


Thunderlight2004

No shit, why the fuck do you think we’re here and not just on 4chan


Cactuxs

hmm, would the trans dude even wanna be a bridesmaid anymore? this seems like a non-issue since bridesmaids are women.


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Cactuxs

tbh no, never been to a trad wedding. I kinda assumed the girls go with the bride and the men go with the groom. TIL


orlyyarlylolwut

Imagine being this much of an incel. Who cares.


Okaydokayboomga

Anon doesn’t go through with love because he is scared of trans people


superodiffi

They‘re probably more scared of Anon


DevilishMagpie

Probably, i doubt anybody would want to be within one hundred feet of the cum stained, pant shitting, 2 million pound landwhale


Doomblastr

Op is definitely checking his downvotes to upvotes ratio every 30 minutes


isotopesNmolecules

Found this subs sore spot clearly


YTAftershock

The whole trans thing has always been a major dividing area for this subreddit


CrippledHalfOrc

Yin and Yang


YTAftershock

I wouldn't say yin and yang, because you're intentionally/unintentionally antagonising one side. And antagonising a side is the primarily ingredient for creating echo chambers


awge_xmt

well one side is is hating on the other for just trying to live their lives


ClumsySlime

The sore spot changes every hour.


Saphesil

Honestly is and isn’t, flips with the position of the moon lmao


TinyWabbit01

Also for reddit


baconborg

This is the based crowd, people complaining about things that people do that are completely and utterly unrelated to them Edit: op has hopped into my dms to mald


sharpnoise

i don't get it, is anon mad because one of the bridesmaids is trans?


dudecubed

One of ops wife's friends DARES defy tradition. Clearly the national guard need to be called


FlavStilicho

Now he's a groomsman, easy fix


CrassHades

Nothing has quite warmed my heart like seeing you bags of shit ride to the occasion and actually push back against this bigoted non-joke


weneeddiscriminators

\*sorts by controversial\*


DenseMahatma

You dont need to, in this sub that shit is on top


CrippledHalfOrc

Same lol


LambSauce666

OP forgets to put “one is butch” on a seperate line and gives me a brain aneurism


Prestigious-Fig1172

Transmen are quite based imo


sandlesmac

Anon weighs the same as two elephants and his wife will leave him for the trans person


bad_postsperson

anon wants off that ride so he can ride on the trans person's dick instead


Xx_Splatoon_Gamer_xX

What do you expect OP is a PCM user


LANDVOGT_-

I don't understand? What is butch les?


CaligulaLamia

A masculine lesbian.


HanzoFactory

[>447 comments](https://i.imgur.com/MlEnNYr.jpg)


mrfluffles300

sounds like another groomsman i see no issues here


Kombo200

Fake: Anon is engaged Gay: Anon hates trans people


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is engaged > Gay: Anon hates trans people > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Jugaimo

Anon is a bridezilla. Why does anon give a fuck what one of his bride’s friends does? Pet the bitch do her thing and never talk to her again.


LorenzoDalCol

Oh my god who the fuck cares


Galaxy2432

Who is butch?


pp-extender

Butch means like a manly lesbian kinda


Galaxy2432

Thanks


pp-extender

No problem


BrandonTheNITWlover

Anon's first mistake was buying a wedding ring


rctrulez

I honestly dont get how life choices of other people affect you to such a degree. If someone wants to enter transition why would I care? Its their fucking choice. Cant that "snowflake" handle different oppinions and choices?


Shoddy_Chart6363

Anon is a loser holy shit. Just let it happen, stop being a pussy.


reddit-michael

You guys who don't understand the meme need to think like an incel. He's marrying a woman, but a new trans man, a real, honest to Allah ladyboi, cums into his life. And before our hero can even get them in an Astolfo cosplay for a topping session, anon has to go marry some stacy instead. /salute to our fallen hero boys, missed opportunity


ExtremeEthys

Guys what is butch


CaligulaLamia

Masculine lesbian.


ExtremeEthys

Thanks


DaSweetrollThief

Boohoo poor Anon


He_is_I-1313

Anon doesn’t deserve her


Deus_Fucking_Vult

LMAO


P4NTH3RA

can someone explain what is one butch les oh well


Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

Anon, unless they are actively fucking your wife this isn’t the biggest deal. You are not marrying her, you are marrying your wife.


Wurzelbet

My stupid brain read weedring... I think Im damaged.


_KanjiKlub

And this matters why?


larsVonTrier92

Damn, Dawg


Noodles2702

going into r/greentext and expecting it to be progressive at all? Lol


Myshkin78

Lol, sure thing. You've only proven your own limited reasoning skills.


DigitalDuct

Imagine caring about something so fucking trivial as someone else being trans.


personmanpeople

Imagine writing comments starting with the word "imagine"


DigitalDuct

Imagine imagining words.


LandDifficult

Kek


Stupid_Rednecks

So


Thermoxin

there's just nothing wrong with that


Intelligent_Signal66

Poor anon


Yareyareha

Every good marriage starts off with shittalking your fiancée’s friends. There’s a way off the ride anon, break it off before you’re both fucking miserable


Hedwigisbae

I pity the poor soul that's either married to you or will marry you in the future. Assuming you get that far in life


Tomodatchii

Omg look guys I found the transphobic Harry Potter fan!!! Maybe it’s JKR herself!!!


Hedwigisbae

Lmao, you making shit up now? Please show me where I'm being transphobic. Oh wait, you can't cuz I'm not. Also, the Hedwig in my name isn't that stupid owl from Harry Potter, it's James McAvoy's character from Split and Glass. Watch more movies [Here ya go](https://www.google.com/search?q=hedwig+split&oq=hedwig+split&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512l5j0i22i30l2.4752j0j9&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


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personmanpeople

>as a trans person Stopped reading there


[deleted]

What does butch les mean? Also tranny? A transgender lesbian who works as a butcher?


herrmoody

Wait so a lesbian agreed to marry a dude, then came out as trans? Am I missing something here or does this make no sense?


Merkins75

It’s not even the person he’s marrying, OP is just bitching that his fiancé has a trans friend who’s probably going to be a brides maid (ig brides man now?).


SneakyKain

Fucking sick fuck for even having a wedding. Do it like someone with sense and go to the courthouse. Inflation is through the roof and he has to have a wedding and this idiot is complaining about something that doesn't even affect him.


ImARetPaladinBaby

> butch Fuck is a “butch”


spaceghost17

It's a pretty common term in English for lesbians who dress in a masculine way.


Inedtranslatednovels

So a tomboy?


spaceghost17

Yeah sort of, but the tomboy label is usually used for straight girls. Being butch is a specific role in lesbian culture.


Platypuscheeks

Lesbian that tries to look masculine. Short spike hair, plaid button downs, ripped jeans, work boots, etc.


Bruce-Twarze

You’ve posted your own greentext you fucking loser haha


T_Jamess

Holy shit based comments in r/greentext???? no way


VerumJerum

"One of my partner's friends is trans, my entire life is now ruined" Why don't you cry some more about it?