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Souske_Sumong

Does it take 3 days to respawn?


ssfbob

And only in caves


asevans1717

Praise the son. Get it


strownsu1

This is top tier right here


patrickwarren22

Get in loser, we’re going crusading.


rephlexi0n

Holy fuck thanks for the idea. I’m sorcerer on this playthrough but on the next character I’m gonna be straight up Jesus or Abraham or somethinf


Jish013

Lmao all incantations, and unarmed melee combat. Pugilism Jesus with lightning spears, that’s how i like to imagine Jesus


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"forgot" yea right


3dbdotcom

That's clearly Moistcritikal.


manicraccoon

Reminded me of Duncan from Dragon Age: Origins


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I hate when I get dressed in the morning and discover I'm the Messiah


acrossthrArc

Fitting for a Faith Build!


Jaspador

PARRY ME JESUS!


Jish013

Hey Jesus…PARRY THIS!


ssfbob

GENERAL KENOBI!


HeadLongjumping

Euro Jesus


Lumpy_Distribution_4

Wasn’t jesus black?


thebluepickle0852

Most probably, yes Jesus had either black or brown skin since he lived in the Middle East, however because of the spread of Christianity from Western Europe, where most people were white, Jesus is typically depicted as a white person and OP’s character looks very similar to that depiction. To be clear no one has any idea what Jesus actually looked like.


Demolisher__

Wasn't Jesus black?


EarlGrey_Picard

Dude looks like the guy from 4400.


blitherblather425

Haha I forgot all about that show!


Icy_Ad9071

U forgot what ur guy looked like? And u call yourself a true elden ring player? Abysmal at best. Lol jk.


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TrainwreckJr

✝️


cinemajax

Goddammit!


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EarlGrey_Picard

Wouldn't he look middle-eastern?


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soulofwulf2

So you're going to marginalise People of Colour by lumping them altogether? Wow. Fuck you dude. I bet you think you are helping things too while retaining white-normative generalisations on race. This why we tell you to sit down and Black and Brown folks are talking. Edit since he blocked me: >Although not literally the face of Jesus, the result of the [BBC] study determined that Jesus's skin would have been more olive-colored than white or black, and it also determined that he would have most likely looked like a typical Galilean Semite of his day. Among the points which were made in the study was the fact that the Bible says Jesus's disciple Judas Iscariot needed to point him out to those arresting him. The implied argument is that if Jesus's physical appearance had differed markedly from that of his disciples he would have been relatively easy to identify. So no, 40% of jerusalem was not Black African. Principal component analysis reveals Middle Easterners to have much more genetic commonality with white people than Black ones, where there is no continuum. Stop with your pseudoscientific bullshit, next He also said something about a confederate flag on my truck. I do not own a truck nor a confederate flag.


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Meecus570

Can't forget the truck nuts!


EarlGrey_Picard

Well I'm definitely not arguing that.


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EarlGrey_Picard

...I said he was middle eastern. I was agreeing with you that he isn't white dude.


cinemajax

Then Buddah is Caucasian


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cinemajax

You said Jesus was black, I was just making a sarcastic comment


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cinemajax

From what I understand, he was Asian. I had to do a little research on him for a recent college class


soulofwulf2

And Jesus was born 10 kilometres south of Jerusalem. He was almost certainly of caucasoid craniology. Lumping him in with Black folks is a misguided attempt to "get back at" Christian racists which marginalises Brown people in the process. You should feel bad about yourself and stop speaking on our behalf.


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Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

That's called slavery and is frowned upon in polite society. Don't blow your jets just yet; just because it happens all over the world, to every kind of person of every color and every country, for basically human history, doesn't mean any of it was justifiable. Don't hate people now for what a bunch of evil dicks set in motion....well I was gonna say hundreds of years ago, but.....entire human history I'm also drunk on reddit so, grain of salt


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Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

Probably, everything is deleted lol


soulofwulf2

Objectively not. Why lie?


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soulofwulf2

Not white = Black Sorry to burst your bubble but this is a 5 year old's logic tree LOL


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

Pics or it didn't happen


Divadmomento

Amen


ChazEevee

*you have unlocked walk on water ability


line10gotoline10

Game?


strownsu1

Elden ring


Brickhouse94

+1 life


pipopapupupewebghost

Die for the NPC's sins


m1dn1ght_dru1d

Reverse Sekiro kinda


pipopapupupewebghost

Yeah I heard about that the more you die the sicker the NPC's get


kebskebs

100% OP. You are breaking the game!


invader1984

It's jesus! jesus! He is among us!


thebluepickle0852

JeSUS


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“There are some money-changers in the temple.” “Roll for initiative!”


xTGI_CommanderX

Are you sure that's not Jonathan Young?


rainbowdashmami

Game on


Error404DudeNotFound

Omg they added a moist cr1tikal easter egg