By - strownsu1
Does it take 3 days to respawn?
And only in caves
Praise the son. Get it
This is top tier right here
Get in loser, we’re going crusading.
Holy fuck thanks for the idea. I’m sorcerer on this playthrough but on the next character I’m gonna be straight up Jesus or Abraham or somethinf
Lmao all incantations, and unarmed melee combat. Pugilism Jesus with lightning spears, that’s how i like to imagine Jesus
"forgot" yea right
That's clearly Moistcritikal.
Reminded me of Duncan from Dragon Age: Origins
I hate when I get dressed in the morning and discover I'm the Messiah
Fitting for a Faith Build!
PARRY ME JESUS!
Hey Jesus…PARRY THIS!
Wasn’t jesus black?
Most probably, yes Jesus had either black or brown skin since he lived in the Middle East, however because of the spread of Christianity from Western Europe, where most people were white, Jesus is typically depicted as a white person and OP’s character looks very similar to that depiction. To be clear no one has any idea what Jesus actually looked like.
Wasn't Jesus black?
Dude looks like the guy from 4400.
Haha I forgot all about that show!
U forgot what ur guy looked like? And u call yourself a true elden ring player? Abysmal at best.
Wouldn't he look middle-eastern?
So you're going to marginalise People of Colour by lumping them altogether? Wow. Fuck you dude. I bet you think you are helping things too while retaining white-normative generalisations on race. This why we tell you to sit down and Black and Brown folks are talking.
Edit since he blocked me:
>Although not literally the face of Jesus, the result of the [BBC] study determined that Jesus's skin would have been more olive-colored than white or black, and it also determined that he would have most likely looked like a typical Galilean Semite of his day. Among the points which were made in the study was the fact that the Bible says Jesus's disciple Judas Iscariot needed to point him out to those arresting him. The implied argument is that if Jesus's physical appearance had differed markedly from that of his disciples he would have been relatively easy to identify.
So no, 40% of jerusalem was not Black African. Principal component analysis reveals Middle Easterners to have much more genetic commonality with white people than Black ones, where there is no continuum. Stop with your pseudoscientific bullshit, next
He also said something about a confederate flag on my truck. I do not own a truck nor a confederate flag.
Can't forget the truck nuts!
Well I'm definitely not arguing that.
...I said he was middle eastern. I was agreeing with you that he isn't white dude.
Then Buddah is Caucasian
You said Jesus was black, I was just making a sarcastic comment
From what I understand, he was Asian. I had to do a little research on him for a recent college class
And Jesus was born 10 kilometres south of Jerusalem. He was almost certainly of caucasoid craniology. Lumping him in with Black folks is a misguided attempt to "get back at" Christian racists which marginalises Brown people in the process. You should feel bad about yourself and stop speaking on our behalf.
That's called slavery and is frowned upon in polite society.
Don't blow your jets just yet; just because it happens all over the world, to every kind of person of every color and every country, for basically human history, doesn't mean any of it was justifiable. Don't hate people now for what a bunch of evil dicks set in motion....well I was gonna say hundreds of years ago, but.....entire human history
I'm also drunk on reddit so, grain of salt
Probably, everything is deleted lol
Objectively not. Why lie?
Not white = Black
Sorry to burst your bubble but this is a 5 year old's logic tree LOL
Pics or it didn't happen
*you have unlocked walk on water ability
Die for the NPC's sins
Reverse Sekiro kinda
Yeah I heard about that the more you die the sicker the NPC's get
100% OP. You are breaking the game!
It's jesus! jesus! He is among us!
“There are some money-changers in the temple.”
“Roll for initiative!”
Are you sure that's not Jonathan Young?
Omg they added a moist cr1tikal easter egg