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Eddie Murphy forgives you.

Eddie Murphy forgives you.

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Jamie, you fur wearing minx.


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MNCPA

I guess you were... *trading places.*


webbisode_andronicus

*YYEEEAHHHHHH!!!*


MNCPA

*puts sunglasses on*


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Gonzostewie

This is a Persian rug. It comes from Persia.


mumen_ryder

I know the bitch who makes these.


touch_me_again

You mean this carpet?


TwystedKynd

YEAH!


funkoelvis43

Hmm, I always thought he was saying coals, figured it was slang for a lit cigarette


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CaptainPunisher

I'm familiar with Kool, but I (45 years old) also thought it was "coals" as in a spent butt or cigarette.


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TuckerCarlsonsOhface

That’s my girl, right over there


Tricky-Aide-828

I've been waiting for you Billy Ray...


username156

Get. The Fuck. Out.


Beneficial-Cable7348

One of the best movies ever made.


benefit_of_mrkite

LOOKING GOOD BILLY RAY!


Beneficial-Cable7348

FEELING GOOD LOUIS.


webbisode_andronicus

SELL 200 APRIL AT 1.42!!!


TimeZarg

*instant chaos*


biguyinGA

please to help me with my roook sak


Beneficial-Cable7348

Lionell, Wahoobi wahoobi wahoobi wacha wahoobie wahoobie wahoobie wacha. Beef jerky time.


getschwifty1988

Lionel Joseph! From the African education Committee!


NorCalNavyMike

From Cameroon?!


poopatrip

Oh, no thank you son. It gives me the wind something terrible.


crowamonghens

Director of activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion!


someguyinaplace

I remember the pavilion. We have great fun there.


poopatrip

Don’t try anything funny or the whore loses a kidney.


TwystedKynd

Monkey? MONKEY??? I'm a fuckin' gorilla, you clown!


crowamonghens

Every time I hear the word "monkey" I say this. My husband's clueless as to why


CardMechanic

Senator Al Franken


TK82

Yah for sure from Sweden


NorCalNavyMike

But… but you’re wearing *lederhosen…*


neridqe00

THOSE MEN....


Beneficial-Cable7348

TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.


phreakzilla85

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WE DON’T HAVE 394 MILLION DOLLARS!!


jenna_hazes_ass

Here you are Mortimer. One dollar.


NorCalNavyMike

Thank you, Sir. Maybe I’ll go to the movies… by myself.


TheSov

some of the best tits ever made as well. if you ever watched the original version jamie goes topless.


Beneficial-Cable7348

There is a version that does not have that scene? BLASPHEMY


TheSov

yeah the one they show every Christmas on fox. incidentally my favorite Christmas movie is die hard.


Beneficial-Cable7348

I have not had cable tv for about 20 years or so. My favorite xmas movie is A Christmas Story "You will shoot your eye out kid."


Lanty725

Ohhhh fuuuuuuuuddddddddddggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeee


NorCalNavyMike

*Only I didn’t say “fudge”!*


2krazy4me

Fucking movie is why I never got bb gun


FalconedPunched

Do you still have both your eyes?


2krazy4me

Yup. But an eyepatch in school would have been Kool. Arrr me mateys


FlynnerMcGee

When it came out on DVD I finally understood what that damn A-B button was for on the remote. And oh, did I learn to love that button.


Haandspritten

What did it do?


Kandiru

Plays between the two presses on loop.


Severe_Information51

She looked amazing in that shot


rilloroc

And an ass like a 10yo boy


xaogypsie

That is one those oddly memorable lines.


curmudgeonlylion

'Made'? I've always been under the impression that Ms. Lee-Curtis was all natural. Am I deceived?


TheSov

well her momma and her dadda, made that.


ghost_in_th_machine

That's called the quart of blood technique. Do that, a quart of blood would drop out of a person's body


Thilak_Rox

What is the movie name? Edit : searched it via google lens and trading places


robotsongs

Trading Places


Argonov

Trading Places


pauligamy

Trading Places


TheVoicesSayHi

Exchanging locations


betarded

Plaiding Traces


Nutlob

Trading places


TheCarrot_v2

Trading Places


mumen_ryder

Looking good, feeling good!


Centurix

With a surprise Al Franken as one of the baggage handlers.


Kassiel0909

Ya, it's Inga from Sveden!


getschwifty1988

But youre wearing leiderhosen


4LostSoulsinaBowl

Ja, für shür, from Sveden!


01010101010808090

I'm always trying my best not to bust up and then completely lose it when we it gets to the part about the Haile Sellasie Pavilion.


Francetto

ABILIABILI ABILI UAAAA HAHAHAHA


midlifechange68

Beef jerky time.


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flyvehest

It's an opera


ForwardPhilosophy733

And guilty as charged


Skeptical_Devil

Took me quite a while to figure out what Eddie Murphy even had to do with it.


wrathful_traveler

lol i feel you it took me a while too..


Mechbeast

Those things could give you a black eye… oh Dan… now I get it…


rylannnd88

I didn't even realize Eddie was there until I read the title. Then I saw him and was like oh crap.


Antique_Tennis_2500

Eddie Murphy is there?


rylannnd88

Yup. He's judging us.


EvilKam

kindly.


Antique_Tennis_2500

Like a multicultural Santa.


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crypticfreak

Yeah I thought the old joke was that Eddie was into trans ladies. Could be an urban legend though. That said I've heared the same thing about Jamie Lee Curtis and my dad said he's heard her speak about it somewhere but my dads dead some I can't ask him where (what talk show) it was.


randyspotboiler

In the '80s, Eddie got caught in a car with a trans prostitute, and the rumor about Jamie Lee Curtis was that she was intersexed. Also, when I was 25, in the 90s, I used to work in midtown Manhattan. A homeless man used to stand on the corner every day and scream at the top of his lungs: "I SUCKED TONY CURTIS' DICK!". I totally believe him.


Aeropro

There is an old rumor that she may be chromosomal Male or something.


partofmethinksthis

I also heard this! That she has a Y chromosome, but like an XXY. Pre-Internet rumor… wow never seen anyone else type it out.


ukallday

Lol I remember hearing that one from the playground sometime in the 90s


dizorkmage

Strong as I am, I am only a man...


CriusofCoH

They were bare for 7 seconds! Of COURSE we were looking! Sheesh.


Montigue

For those who want to be more informed (NSFW obviously). https://redgifs.com/watch/palatablejampackedbadger


sgst

Teenage me had quite the crush on her. I mean that scene in True Lies...


devils_advocaat

Do it doucement


Slylock

Now lie on the bed and close your eyes Now lie on the bed and close your eyes


ThinkFree

I watched True Lies in theater with my friends. We were all drooling at that scene.


Throwaway-account-23

Pretty sure THAT scene in True Lies is when I started puberty.


vulfneck

Jamie Lee's Curtits.


gonzo650

/u/Montigue you da real MVP


2lagporn

Holy shit didn't expect her to talk to me


cwfutureboy

Honestly, one of the most perfect pairs to have ever been bared in Hollywood.


cruelworldinc

Bless you


hardly_working_here

"and what a glorius 7 seconds they were," me at 12 said


CriusofCoH

Honestly, saw it just a couple of months ago and they were still glorious.


DoubleBaconQi

absolutely stacked


Glum_Ad_4288

Wow, I guess she’s aged really well.


Fuzzier_Than_Normal

It’s the yogurt.


SleepySoul77

This got me good lol


SaggyAirBags

Activiaaaa! (dammit, it’s a reflex)


Daggerfall

She's 99% the reason I like short hairdos in women. Also tits.


BikebutnotBeast

/r/shorthairchicks is calling you lad


Daggerfall

been there for years, but appreciate it nonetheless 👊


jemidiah

Growing up, dad rewatched Trading Places relatively often. My gay ass never thought about why until this hot minute.


Shurglife

Your ass sounds fun. What's the rest of you like


seanbrockest

In that movie? I don't remember that.


shittyTaco

She changes in front of Akroyd when they go to her apartment.


Iamredditsslave

Twice.


9dkid

Looking good Billy Ray


Shogun2049

Feelin' good, Lewis.


woodrax

“By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.”


krnl_pan1c

"In Philadelphia it's worth fifty bucks."


Bolthead44

That dress was something.


Shadeauxmarie

Jamie Lee is still something. Loved her in True Lies too.


LostMyKarmaElSegundo

> Loved her in True Lies too. Yeah...that was 27 years ago! Do you feel old?


Shadeauxmarie

Would a spy pee himself?


redditrookie707

I'm navel lint.


Floppy_Jalopy

What about the time you blew a six week operation because you busy getting a blow job, huh?


Paulagher46

You knew about that? Take Franklin it will be a lot quicker.


Kringels

It was the first rated R movie I saw in the theater (without having to sneak in).


falcon5768

was the first one my dad took me to while I was under 17. Honestly not even sure why it was a R, it was tamer than most PG-13 movies today.


fullercorp

she had perfect boobs- and this honestly has flashed randomly in my head over the last 30 years- 'Jamie Lee sure had perfect boobs' (and i am a straight woman so i have no feelings about those boobs)


SuedeVeil

I'm a straight woman and I get feelings about great boobs I just don't want to do anything to them or with the women they belong to, but there's something sexy about boobs in general


U-N-C-L-E

Yes.


findhumorinlife

I’m with ya, but my latent homosexuality wants to do something.


landonburner

When this movie came out on VHS it was the first movie my family owned with nude breasts. This was pre internet so they were the first boobs I had seen outside sports illustrated swimsuit issues. It made an impression. The movie had another unsolicited gratuitous boob scene but that girl didn't have as nice a rack.


DamonLazer

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving.


janzeera

“Yeah!”


StrayMoggie

Karate man bruise on the inside!


revolybbuhc

If this is going to be that kind of party, I’m gunna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!


SolidLikeIraq

We almost fired a kid who stuck his balls in the mashed potatoes at a agency/ media party. Whitney you potato dunkin’ son of a bitch!!


Glum_Ad_4288

>almost


GilRoboz

ahha yeahhh jesus what do you have to do to actually get fired??


Warrior_of_Discord

Extra frosting on the cake


queetuiree

That's a record


Gonzostewie

Billy Ray Valentine. Capricorn.


OldMansLiver

As a kid when you rented this on vhs it was always messed up at a certain part from having been paused over and over... History lesson for you kids there....


W1nD0c

And rightfully so.


LockeAbout

Eddie Murphy was in the pic?


Reddead67

Yah,Dan Ackroyd's black eye


TwistedBlister

Here's her boobs in that movie. https://i.imgur.com/uFKGecb.jpg


BigLouLFD

Her naked is my favorite scene. In anything.


VestigialHead

Yep she had one of the most amazing bodies. Was still incredible 11 years later in True Lies.


polkadotard

Check her out in "Perfect." Lots of great bodies, but she I a step above the rest.


sm12511

Oh, the dance scene! Sexy as shit, but still funny as hell when she slips from the bedpost!


ProjectDirectory

You know what's sexy about her now? She's happy and sober.


Beneficial-Cable7348

You sleep on the couch.


willbert78

Ophelia


imgonnabutteryobread

Yeah, Hamlet's girlfriend.


gyarnar

This isn't Shakespeare, louis!


phantomheart

Always remember stopping to watch it if I ever caught it channel surfing. Such a classic.


rhinoguy123

What movie is this?


hollywoodhank

[*Trading Places*](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086465/)


poco

Don't forget to watch the sequel, Coming To America.


Q8D

But not the sequel sequel, Coming 2 America. That's 21st century garbage imo.


sat0123

Whoa, whoa, WHOA. As a child of the 80s who absolutely fucking loved both "Trading Places" and "Coming to America", "Coming 2 America" is an homage that meets schlock that meets camp that passed restraint a couple exits ago. Which is to say, I 80s fangirled several times, rolled my eyes a lot, and was thankful it existed if only to showcase the superiority of the original.


lawyersgunsmoney

Trading Places


gomaith10

Isn't Dan Akroyd in some film coming out soon about a ghost.


cr0ft

In my defense, Jamie Lee Curtis had an absolutely banging body back in the day, so yeah of course. She was (in my opinion) even sexier in True Lies, when she was somewhere in her late 30s I believe.


CaptainPunisher

For those of you who don't know, there's a young Giancarlo Esposito in the jail cell scene. You know, Señor Gustavo Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos in Breaking Bad and Moff Gideon in The Mandalorian?


youdiejoe

Her nickname was "The Body" for a reason


MrBattleRabbit

Because, much like Jesse “The Body” Ventura in Predator, she could carry an M134 minigun by herself?


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wardsac

This is legitimately my fantasy football team name every year and nobody every gets it.


Sence

*It's payback time*


YannislittlePEEPEE

Anyone who saw true lies became a believer


hogthrob

Muphy was 22 in this photo. Ackroyd was 31, and Lee Curtis was 37C.


The_Gristle

God she's fine. I'd still give her Activa eating ass some heat


Sence

Hit er with the old "half, half, whole"


Eponarose

One of my FAVORITE movies


_Internet_Hugs_

Look, I am a totally straight cis woman and even I was drawn to the boobs. It's, like, compulsory.


Gadget_Daddy

JLC has always had an incredible figure


FlexDrillerson

Let me preface with I’ve always liked Jamie Lee Curtis, but in this picture, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like Tim Curry in drag.


BLSmith2112

He's like the Oracle from the Matrix. Don't worry about the vase.


Engineer_Games

Dem nips


idowanna

Well, I'm not looking at Eddie's eyes.


naimastaybro

Her topless scene in this is hot distilled sexiness. Its insane to me that more people of my age range don't know her as the straight up heartthrob she was and still is.


ButtNugget456

I'll just make eye contact and finish


zeepbar

No more goddamn jerky beef.


fuzzyshorts

I liked her "Inga from Sveden" scene


Demonic_Toaster

Then again Jamie knows too...


Zerowantuthri

Eddie not interested in C-cup.