Eddie Murphy forgives you.
By - copperpin
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Jamie, you fur wearing minx.
I guess you were... *trading places.*
*puts sunglasses on*
This is a Persian rug. It comes from Persia.
I know the bitch who makes these.
You mean this carpet?
Hmm, I always thought he was saying coals, figured it was slang for a lit cigarette
I'm familiar with Kool, but I (45 years old) also thought it was "coals" as in a spent butt or cigarette.
That’s my girl, right over there
I've been waiting for you Billy Ray...
Get. The Fuck. Out.
One of the best movies ever made.
LOOKING GOOD BILLY RAY!
FEELING GOOD LOUIS.
SELL 200 APRIL AT 1.42!!!
please to help me with my roook sak
Lionell, Wahoobi wahoobi wahoobi wacha wahoobie wahoobie wahoobie wacha.
Beef jerky time.
Lionel Joseph! From the African education Committee!
Oh, no thank you son. It gives me the wind something terrible.
Director of activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion!
I remember the pavilion. We have great fun there.
Don’t try anything funny or the whore loses a kidney.
Monkey? MONKEY??? I'm a fuckin' gorilla, you clown!
Every time I hear the word "monkey" I say this. My husband's clueless as to why
Senator Al Franken
Yah for sure from Sweden
But… but you’re wearing *lederhosen…*
TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WE DON’T HAVE 394 MILLION DOLLARS!!
Here you are Mortimer.
Thank you, Sir.
Maybe I’ll go to the movies… by myself.
some of the best tits ever made as well. if you ever watched the original version jamie goes topless.
There is a version that does not have that scene?
yeah the one they show every Christmas on fox. incidentally my favorite Christmas movie is die hard.
I have not had cable tv for about 20 years or so.
My favorite xmas movie is A Christmas Story
"You will shoot your eye out kid."
*Only I didn’t say “fudge”!*
Fucking movie is why I never got bb gun
Do you still have both your eyes?
Yup. But an eyepatch in school would have been Kool. Arrr me mateys
When it came out on DVD I finally understood what that damn A-B button was for on the remote.
And oh, did I learn to love that button.
What did it do?
Plays between the two presses on loop.
She looked amazing in that shot
And an ass like a 10yo boy
That is one those oddly memorable lines.
I've always been under the impression that Ms. Lee-Curtis was all natural. Am I deceived?
well her momma and her dadda, made that.
That's called the quart of blood technique. Do that, a quart of blood would drop out of a person's body
What is the movie name?
Edit : searched it via google lens and trading places
Looking good, feeling good!
With a surprise Al Franken as one of the baggage handlers.
Ya, it's Inga from Sveden!
But youre wearing leiderhosen
Ja, für shür, from Sveden!
I'm always trying my best not to bust up and then completely lose it when we it gets to the part about the Haile Sellasie Pavilion.
ABILIABILI ABILI UAAAA
Beef jerky time.
It's an opera
And guilty as charged
Took me quite a while to figure out what Eddie Murphy even had to do with it.
lol i feel you it took me a while too..
Those things could give you a black eye… oh Dan… now I get it…
I didn't even realize Eddie was there until I read the title. Then I saw him and was like oh crap.
Eddie Murphy is there?
Yup. He's judging us.
Like a multicultural Santa.
Yeah I thought the old joke was that Eddie was into trans ladies. Could be an urban legend though.
That said I've heared the same thing about Jamie Lee Curtis and my dad said he's heard her speak about it somewhere but my dads dead some I can't ask him where (what talk show) it was.
In the '80s, Eddie got caught in a car with a trans prostitute, and the rumor about Jamie Lee Curtis was that she was intersexed.
Also, when I was 25, in the 90s, I used to work in midtown Manhattan. A homeless man used to stand on the corner every day and scream at the top of his lungs: "I SUCKED TONY CURTIS' DICK!".
I totally believe him.
There is an old rumor that she may be chromosomal Male or something.
I also heard this! That she has a Y chromosome, but like an XXY. Pre-Internet rumor… wow never seen anyone else type it out.
Lol I remember hearing that one from the playground sometime in the 90s
Strong as I am, I am only a man...
They were bare for 7 seconds! Of COURSE we were looking! Sheesh.
For those who want to be more informed (NSFW obviously).
Teenage me had quite the crush on her. I mean that scene in True Lies...
Do it doucement
Now lie on the bed and close your eyes
Now lie on the bed and close your eyes
I watched True Lies in theater with my friends. We were all drooling at that scene.
Pretty sure THAT scene in True Lies is when I started puberty.
Jamie Lee's Curtits.
/u/Montigue you da real MVP
Holy shit didn't expect her to talk to me
Honestly, one of the most perfect pairs to have ever been bared in Hollywood.
"and what a glorius 7 seconds they were," me at 12 said
Honestly, saw it just a couple of months ago and they were still glorious.
Wow, I guess she’s aged really well.
It’s the yogurt.
This got me good lol
(dammit, it’s a reflex)
She's 99% the reason I like short hairdos in women. Also tits.
/r/shorthairchicks is calling you lad
been there for years, but appreciate it nonetheless 👊
Growing up, dad rewatched Trading Places relatively often. My gay ass never thought about why until this hot minute.
Your ass sounds fun. What's the rest of you like
In that movie? I don't remember that.
She changes in front of Akroyd when they go to her apartment.
Looking good Billy Ray
Feelin' good, Lewis.
“By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.”
"In Philadelphia it's worth fifty bucks."
That dress was something.
Jamie Lee is still something. Loved her in True Lies too.
> Loved her in True Lies too.
Yeah...that was 27 years ago!
Do you feel old?
Would a spy pee himself?
I'm navel lint.
What about the time you blew a six week operation because you busy getting a blow job, huh?
You knew about that? Take Franklin it will be a lot quicker.
It was the first rated R movie I saw in the theater (without having to sneak in).
was the first one my dad took me to while I was under 17. Honestly not even sure why it was a R, it was tamer than most PG-13 movies today.
she had perfect boobs- and this honestly has flashed randomly in my head over the last 30 years- 'Jamie Lee sure had perfect boobs' (and i am a straight woman so i have no feelings about those boobs)
I'm a straight woman and I get feelings about great boobs I just don't want to do anything to them or with the women they belong to, but there's something sexy about boobs in general
I’m with ya, but my latent homosexuality wants to do something.
When this movie came out on VHS it was the first movie my family owned with nude breasts. This was pre internet so they were the first boobs I had seen outside sports illustrated swimsuit issues. It made an impression. The movie had another unsolicited gratuitous boob scene but that girl didn't have as nice a rack.
It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving.
Karate man bruise on the inside!
If this is going to be that kind of party, I’m gunna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
We almost fired a kid who stuck his balls in the mashed potatoes at a agency/ media party. Whitney you potato dunkin’ son of a bitch!!
ahha yeahhh jesus what do you have to do to actually get fired??
Extra frosting on the cake
That's a record
Billy Ray Valentine. Capricorn.
As a kid when you rented this on vhs it was always messed up at a certain part from having been paused over and over...
History lesson for you kids there....
And rightfully so.
Eddie Murphy was in the pic?
Yah,Dan Ackroyd's black eye
Here's her boobs in that movie. https://i.imgur.com/uFKGecb.jpg
Her naked is my favorite scene. In anything.
Yep she had one of the most amazing bodies. Was still incredible 11 years later in True Lies.
Check her out in "Perfect." Lots of great bodies, but she I a step above the rest.
Oh, the dance scene! Sexy as shit, but still funny as hell when she slips from the bedpost!
You know what's sexy about her now? She's happy and sober.
You sleep on the couch.
Yeah, Hamlet's girlfriend.
This isn't Shakespeare, louis!
Always remember stopping to watch it if I ever caught it channel surfing. Such a classic.
What movie is this?
Don't forget to watch the sequel, Coming To America.
But not the sequel sequel, Coming 2 America. That's 21st century garbage imo.
Whoa, whoa, WHOA. As a child of the 80s who absolutely fucking loved both "Trading Places" and "Coming to America", "Coming 2 America" is an homage that meets schlock that meets camp that passed restraint a couple exits ago.
Which is to say, I 80s fangirled several times, rolled my eyes a lot, and was thankful it existed if only to showcase the superiority of the original.
Isn't Dan Akroyd in some film coming out soon about a ghost.
In my defense, Jamie Lee Curtis had an absolutely banging body back in the day, so yeah of course.
She was (in my opinion) even sexier in True Lies, when she was somewhere in her late 30s I believe.
For those of you who don't know, there's a young Giancarlo Esposito in the jail cell scene. You know, Señor Gustavo Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos in Breaking Bad and Moff Gideon in The Mandalorian?
Her nickname was "The Body" for a reason
Because, much like Jesse “The Body” Ventura in Predator, she could carry an M134 minigun by herself?
This is legitimately my fantasy football team name every year and nobody every gets it.
*It's payback time*
Anyone who saw true lies became a believer
Muphy was 22 in this photo. Ackroyd was 31, and Lee Curtis was 37C.
God she's fine. I'd still give her Activa eating ass some heat
Hit er with the old "half, half, whole"
One of my FAVORITE movies
Look, I am a totally straight cis woman and even I was drawn to the boobs. It's, like, compulsory.
JLC has always had an incredible figure
Let me preface with I’ve always liked Jamie Lee Curtis, but in this picture, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like Tim Curry in drag.
He's like the Oracle from the Matrix. Don't worry about the vase.
Well, I'm not looking at Eddie's eyes.
Her topless scene in this is hot distilled sexiness. Its insane to me that more people of my age range don't know her as the straight up heartthrob she was and still is.
I'll just make eye contact and finish
No more goddamn jerky beef.
I liked her "Inga from Sveden" scene
Then again Jamie knows too...
Eddie not interested in C-cup.