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Quite the opening

Quite the opening

  • By - Jeavs

SoWokeIdontSleep

I'm afraid to know just how often that works, cuz one is really one too many.


Doomblud

She probably just swipes right a bunch, gets a ton of matches and asks them all the same thing. You throw enough shit at the wall and some of it will stick. She most likely got those 20 dollars from some insecure rich kid. Edit: yes, I understand there is a big possibility that it is in fact a he, you can stop commenting it, thank you.


dirtycopgangsta

It's a low level scam that works wonders on an app like tinder. If you send a few hundred messages a day and you get like 5 answers, congrats, you just got a day's worth of salary.


BeleriandCrises

I don't think that's a scam, she literally just told him to send her money. Right know.


Chefzor

Because she's "stuck at the gas station" im pretty sure lying about the reason why you need the money might be considered a scam.


TechnologyNo6531

“This job sucks can i have twenty bucks” probably wouldn’t work quite as well


tribecous

Do you guys seriously believe the girl in the pic is real? This is some dude scamming the shit out of people.


omguserius

Is uh... Is this illegal? Asking for a friend who would totally send a hundred copy/pasted messages a day.


Wintermute815

My money is on that she's real. There's a ton of semi attractive hoes with no brain cells or shame that routinely mooch off suckers. Always on cashapp


blurrrrg

Yup, I've had long, seemingly quality conversations with girls, and then they turn it into "hey you wanna Venmo me $10" No I fucking don't, whore


Niglodon

Hey, a whore is an honest profession! This is equivalent to panhandling on the freeway. Except these people aren't homeless (though to be fair sometimes the panhandlers aren't either)


tribecous

I know it’s a thing, but this girl is literally named “summer” (lol) with a lower case S. So it’s not only extremely low effort for a fake profile, but the dude literally picked the dumbest possible name because he thought it was a classic ‘hot girl name’.


ZachJung

The blue tick means she has to verify herself by taking actual photos aside from photo uploads. She's real


wkovacsisdead

Yeah, but it's pretty hard to prove that's not the case, and most peeps wouldn't pursue it for $20.


Book_talker_abouter

>prove that's not the case To who, the horny judge??


VoluptuousTuna

Objectification your horniness!


bunkyoku

It’s not a scam if someone sends you money on command literally just because you asked. The reason doesn’t matter, you have to have boundaries with people who you don’t even know really exist. If you send money to a stranger after they asked just bc you got too excited when you saw your favorite flavor of boob in their pics… well I’m sorry but that’s on you, you’re not allowed to be that gullible and still function in life. What do they expect? Now that I have paid this person they will date me? I just report low life people who do this to others but I also don’t have much sympathy if you fall for it, have some respect for yourself and only engage with people who also genuinely engage with you. Also, easy one, don’t send money to complete strangers.


Tophatt69

It's definitely their fault for being stupid enough to send money but that doesn't make it not a scam. If person A tells person B they need money because of X situation (emergency or some other bad situation) to evoke empathy from person B to send money but person A isn't in that situation and lied to get money from person B then that's a scam. Not to mention it's fully possible someone who sends money might just want to help someone else in a bad situation and it's not always gonna be some "I helped you now date me" situation, although that's gonna be most of em.


Fake_King_3itch

It’s for sure a fake account


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Cherita33

I have definitely matched with fake accts that are verified. Either it's easy to get approved or I actually suspect tinder runs their own fake profiles as well. In this case I don't think tinder runs profiles to get money lol. So maybe that's really her! People are crazy.


masashiro83

They definitely do. They fake checkmark and advertize some profiles to get paying users and then poof, the profile is gone once you pay


Cherita33

These are likely the "tinder gold" profiles they suggest too lol.


spamzo123

Yeah but you could verify a account then change the pictures thats probably what happened


braindead83

Just because you’re verified doesn’t mean you aren’t using the account in an abusive way.


papashangodfather

Could be that someone hacked a verified account and took it over


squidmanwillie

Could be she was really stuck at a gas station


Foggl3

Why can't she be stuck in a dryer


GrishdaFish

Cause she's not your step sister.


LeSilvie

Doubt it’s a “she” behind the account.


camusdreams

A lot of people here desperate to say it’s a man but my money is on an edgy ugly girl


Wintermute815

Why? I've seen a ton of women doing this and they brag about it. Are women just too sweet for this behavior so this must be a guy? I never understood this assumption. Women mooch a lot more than men, and have an entitled ass attitude about it. Just the fact that she called him a fat fuck tells me this is almost certainly a woman, a man would be sticking to cover story and calling him baby and talking about her pussy or whatever ya know?


_Idiocracy1984_

Seriously? Welp, looks like I'm setting up a thot tinder.


DonJovar

I'm sure calling people fat fucks (including the typo) helps up her percentages.


urbanb0ating

probs not a he bc her account is verified


SnootchieBootichies

I feel this way about dudes who send women dick picks. Obviously it’s had to have worked at least once before if people keep doing it right?


braujo

Exactly! If it didn't work, men would have moved on to better strategies. It must have some success with a few ladies here and there. I'm not scientific enough to do this research though, my dick isn't beautiful enough for that.


GoGoRouterRangers

I knew a girl back in college about a decade ago who would do this except get free pizza instead Really is sad how far folk will go to use others


FrozenFern

I’ve had girls ask me on tinder to order them pizza. Can’t believe that’s actually worked on someone before. Some guys have 0 self respect


redtedosd

Would probably work better if she didn't call people "fat fuck"


Wookovski

Look up Findom. Some guys love being verbally abused and will happily pay. The person in this Tinder message is probably appealing to that side.


SpookySnaxxx1289

I was looking for this comment lol I used tinder to find finsubs before they banned my account. Yes they do like this shit and pay well 🤭


MrBorange

Same way as any other scammers, laws of probability baby!!


BasquiatLover936

Just ask for her cashapp, then request $50.


Asko223

And ask her "do it know"


Venhuizer

"Cash app me now shallow bitch!"


cheesypuzzas

*know


Venhuizer

Oh dear, didnt even see that one


[deleted]

we now, thats why we corrected you


terdferguson

“Poor bitch” might sting better


GSC47

Broke bitch would work in more ways than one.


Matttrolo

Request $20, she sounds dumb enough to not realize its la request not a payment


ofthevalleyofthewind

Oh yeah, its big brain time


Mccobsta

There's a pretty good chance that she's not paying attention and will accept


cviopgg

This is the way


the-dogsox

I may be fat, but at least I’m not stuck at a gas station with less than $20 to my name. Congratulations on all your success in life, by the way.


Jeavs

Im not even fat, I'd say average


QueefofPolice

That’s what fat chicks say on Tinder too.


Zangdor

They say "curvy"


PHANTOM________

Or "thicc"


D-Laz

Or they say they have big boobs.


Gopnikolai

"I have big boobs." Fam your legs look like skyrim mammoth cheese


Rynoji

r/rareinsults


LeviathanGank

Lay off the tootsie rolls


fallout52389

*bbw*


seppocunts

I'm okay with all of these things so long as the package is delivered as advertised


nation543

Life lesson I leaned before smart phones became a thing: big bra size doesn't always mean ONLY big boobs


TheTrueHapHazard

The important stat is the number which is the band size.


Nice_Guy_AMA

"A fat chick bragging about her big boobs is like an unemployed person bragging about having a day off." - Some comedian, I can't remember which


RSBennett

Or that they’re really funny once you get to know them


tyrannicalteebagger

Or big boned


QueefofPolice

Dinosaurs were big boned, honey.


yp261

thicc thighs save lives no, you’re just fat as fuck


T-RD

Not from heart disease.


ddado2

They say if you are looking for Barbie doll, swipe left


VoluptuousTuna

That's why I put "looking for a plus size barbie doll" to cover all my bases


Significant_bet92

“I’m not a stick”


qatzki

Imagine a guy calling himself curvy. I'll be livid the day that that happens.


BobHeiser

Not trying to be rude but the average is fat in quite a lot of countries.


MoMedic9019

Quiet tubby. Send me $20 know


Neonicus

Average in 'merica is huge, unow


thrwwyccnt999

Then, you're most likely [fat](https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html#:~:text=Obesity%20is%20a%20common%2C%20serious,from%204.7%25%20to%209.2%25.)


FyrelordeOmega

The land of obesity


Snooch_Nooch

Land of the free, home of the Whopper


whitestguyuknow

It's genuinely ridiculous. I go to the store and it's fat people every direction I look. I have no idea what it would look like to go to a room and not see one or a few overweight people.


cwfutureboy

When it’s harder to find a can of peas or corn at the grocery store that _doesn’t_ have literal sugar in it, it’s not just the consumer’s fault.


TheTrueHapHazard

Simple way around that is buy fresh peas/corn or frozen ones. That way you get just the veggies and no additives. Fresh might be a bit more expensive but frozen isn't.


whitestguyuknow

I agree it's not just their fault. But people live healthy lifestyles and don't become obese by portion control and moderation. The sugar sucks but that's not all it is. The sugar isn't adding 50lbs to someone's body. It's the overeating and inactivity. People can make better choices. Get frozen veggies.


JRansomBioDermKiller

Lol I was going to say, that doesn’t help his argument….because that’s fat.


NotRoryWilliams

I can’t find it anywhere in the link, but what definition of obesity are they using? Are 43% of American adults classified as “obese” by BMI >30.0? Or are they including people who are merely overweight? I just really want to know where I stand


Snoo-68727

See, this is the clever comeback everyone wishes they thought of at the time but always comes to them 24 hours later.


09Trollhunter09

[L'esprit de l'escalier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier)


spryfigure

Didn't hear that phrase for quite a long time. It's the same in German, btw. We call it "Treppenwitz" *(staircase wit)* or did so 150 years ago, I think it is archaic now.


ka7al

Elevator wit.


Skoparov

I mean she's not stuck there either so there's that.


Shut_the_FA_Cup

I doubt they are stuck at gas station.


AdWeak2927

So much yes


surtic86

Well eventually the "fat" was referred to his Pocket full of Money?


the-dogsox

Phat stacks yo!


robgray111

"Cash app me know" She clearly isn't all about like spelling and shit


TronyJavolta

Please reply this


taebsiatad

This


maybe40lifecrisis

She's at at a gas station. Surely she can find 4 people who'd pay $5 for a blowjob.


HawkStillSoHigh

Or 5 people who would pay $4


TwoTailedFox

Or 10 who would pay $2


Allah_Jesus

Or 21 who would pay $1 one guy will do it for free because at that moment she would be exhausted to run or shout at him for cheating.


EnflamedHuevos

Ok I think you’re just fantasizing at this point


stonekonky

And what a fantasy it was...... was... was....


curiousenvy

Or 20 who would pay 1$ each


NutButterNBabyGravy

Or if she finds a nickel on the ground, 7 guys for $2.85 a blowjob


IplumbusI

Or half a guy that pays $40


hehehexd13

This is the way


cerrimat

or 40 guys who pay 50 cents for half a blow job


AsleepSoil7426

That's just my day off


maybe40lifecrisis

/r/theydidthemath


Whydomelikethatbruh

Or just for free


MrPoopieMcCuckface

I'm a zj man myself.


HardlyBoi

Okay internet man u/MrPoopieMcCuckface wtf is a "zj"


MrPoopieMcCuckface

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.


zoso3737

Move along, I’ve got a mouth to feed.


Cromsbloodson

Aha lol. A man of culture who attends beerfests I see Welcome brother😂 Yeah I would told her time to blow a few people and ask for her moms phone number The somewhat hot unused moms of bitchy babes in their 20s will do zj, rjs, tjs and bjs all day...


shadowban_this_post

(She’s not at a gas station)


unnecessary_kindness

(She's not a she)


-RustinCohle-

But her picture suggest she's a world traveler?!🤥


_saniya_

Wanderlust ✨


OT411

She wants to explore the world and get lost ... don’t think she meant at a gas station


Milkable

Texaco? I thought that sign said Mexico


Iber0

It's a catfish trying to scam people


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

How many murders have you solved?


BeleriandCrises

Laughed way too hard in public place


throwawaycuzincel

Who says she ain’t


Dodomando

Travelling the world 1 cashapp request at a time


usmc50lx

Sorry my heart's as empty as that tank. Go turn a trick or something.. would be my response


ApocalypseMoment

“Just like you’ve run out of money, I’ve run out of fucks to give. So I guess you’re going to have to go fuck yourself.”


St1cksAndSt0nes

I've no more fucks to give My fucks have runneth dry I've tried to go fuck shopping But there's no fucks left to buy I've no more fucks to give No more fucks to get I'm over my fuck budget And I'm know in fucking debt I've no more fucks to give My fuck fuse has just blown I've been hunting for my fucks ask day But they've up and fucked off home I've no more fucks to give My fuck rations are depleted I'd rally my fuck army But it's been fucking defeated I've no more fucks to give My fucks have blown away My fucks are know so fucked off They refuse to fucking stay I've no more fucks to give My fucks have gone insane They've come back round to pass me While they're fucking off again I've no more fucks to give My fucks have all dissolved I've planned many projects But my fucks won't be involved I've no more fucks to give My fucks have all been spent They've fucked off from the building And I don't know where they went


DaveChild

The author is [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-calvsGLRfs).


St1cksAndSt0nes

My bad, should've linked it


SweetExpletives

"...And I'm know in fucking debt" knice touch!


kylefofyle

She probably does about 50+ of these a day.


DiscoDewane

And probably makes up to a $100 daily.


EquivalentSnap

I bet. Some Redditor said that her friend spends all her time swiping on tinder to pay for her bills. She just goes to meals with this guys to afford food and she some of them pay her rent and give her money. Sometimes she sleeps with them too.


FishWithAppendages

So she's an escort


bossman1489

Let’s call it what it is - she’s not an escort, that’s a prostitute.


kylefofyle

Some weird form of hobosexual


hyperproliferative

Yea that’s the one


marqoose

You know what power to her.


Deluxe07

Seriously, you can’t be mad at her if dumb mfs are out here paying stuff to women they barely know


Benedikto_

It's still unethical.


pavemann

sounds like modern influencer life


le-tendon

He*


mrducky78

Wow she should avoid gas stations.


Larsj1977

I hate winter but it turns out summer is also kind of a bitch.


Chrisymachine

Wouldn't be surprised if this is just a mass message. Writing a program to swipe right x20000 and send all of them this message, it only takes 5 dumbasses/insecure matches/ppl who get off on shit like this to make it worth her/his while.


lateja

Brilliant. I'm here stuck trying to write a next gen crypto trading system and you just come thru with this idea. UI automation + get my ex wife in on it with some pics and we can basically retire in 2 hours lmao


fxvp

Tell us more about this next gen trading system


solversavis

Well I plan to create a crypto trading app where you trade crypto next generationally.


LastofUs1296

Tell us more about this ex wife


No_Strategy_8218

The fact that it’s verified too. Getting called a fat fuck is bro talk. I’d have been convinced it was a catfish.


HeroicLemming

Happy cake day


No_Strategy_8218

Thanks!


martatatatata

People will sometimes say "they ran out of gas and are stranded" or "at the gas station and need money now" when they need moneys for the druggos 🙃


daphnedelirious

I had a drunk friend who always asks to borrow money try to pull that on me. I rolled over and went back to sleep. Somehow, miraculously the next morning they were home and their car was fine. Crazy how that works.


martatatatata

3 guys I knew who were in recovery tried to pull that on me on different occasions. I just text them the link to their former rehab and hope for the best


xEyesofEternityx

Insult her spelling. Then go for her looks.


TwoTailedFox

Then ask her what happened to her eyebrows


[deleted]

The gas station, the convenience store and the audacity of this whore.


TwoTailedFox

The tale of The Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch.


andrewqazx

Maybe OP has a degrading kink, don't shame him... actually he might like that


HistoryOfPolkaDots

Or shame him if you want to turn OP on ;)


N3ptuneflyer

Know what?


applejack21

Know any fat ducks?


oh4fucksakes

I don’t have 20 bucks but I will dispatch 15 donkeys immediately 🤔to tow your car home


nelusbelus

If I was an English teacher and wanted people to take it seriously, I'd say if you don't you'd end up like her. Incapable of speaking her own language and with less than 20$ to her name, begging for money to strangers on tinder


Low_Ad_1453

Send her 50ct


Ozs_95

Does it come in G-Unit?


Sea-Huckleberry-4133

But did you send the $20 though 👀


peter_the_martian

Know he didn’t


14Broadlands

Unmatch. Not even worth the response.


just_browsingyo

The fucking entitlement


sevintino

I hope you haven’t unmatched her. Tell her summer’s done now she can get autumn my ass


DrZoo4040

Did you spring into action or let her fall into her problem?


No-Incident-8718

I may not be stuck at gas station but I know basic difference between "know" and "now" 😂


OkExplanation2257

Oh my, so many ways you can go with this. What a sad human, and how dumb for trying to infect your life with their poisonous negativity. There's nothing you can say that's over the line here. I like short and sweet but this would make me think about drawing them into a longer convo by acting sincerely concerned. This is despicable behavior.


Ibinator99

Seems like a nice lady


[deleted]

"You seem to have alot of internalized anger there, is it because you're a broke bitch?"


AdjustedTitan1

No thank you Summer


Financial_Chemist286

Total catfish scam. You’re talking to a bro.


ethanwa79

The problem is, the first two messages probably work for her quite often. So sad.


txtoolman05

These men putting fake picks up getting money from other men cracks me up


AnalogueWaves

Sad thing is there was probably a simp who actually sent her money that day.


ItsKrakenMeUp

More than one


rameezpp

Fat fuck and broke bitch 🤣 the romance of the century


xlostboys

Sooo are you fat?


PerhapsATroll

She is not even at a gas station. More than one sad lonely man cash app her 20$ or more before.


Thinkingjack

Went on a date with a woman I got set up with recently. She insisted she’s a feminist and therefore should split the bill with me and that going 50/50 is proper gender norms to her Bill came, she refused to pay her half and said it was a test on my manhood and all men should pay 100% of everything. I said “I’ll fix it” and paid for my half and left. 1.5 hours wasted with someone humble bragging about how women and men should split shit. Foh. She just wanted a free meal apparently