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How many bumholes have touched Quark's bar stools over the course if DS9? Assume one bumhole located on the bum per person.

How many bumholes have touched Quark's bar stools over the course if DS9? Assume one bumhole located on the bum per person.

Begle1

You say to assume one bumhole per person, but don't Klingons have two bumholes?


-tealeaves-

yes but odo for example has zero bumholes. and who is to say the secondary klingon bumhole is located on the bum (and therefore in contact with the bar stool)


Lux-01

Even better point...


PastorBlinky

But Odo doesn't sit on Quark's barstools. He just stands there with his arms crossed


Lux-01

Good point.


mashley503

Infinite Buttholes in Infinite Combinations.


-tealeaves-

memoirs of my 20 years living in ibiza


-tealeaves-

note: cloaca inclusive


ItsBeezel

Depends on his turnover of Dabo girls.


Sorryaboutthat1time

Yeah i'll turn over some dabo girls.


jb91263596

Zero. I assume Quark’s has a pants policy, this no buttholes touched directly.


trimeta

But if Odo's clothing is a part of himself, effectively he's always naked. I guess he isn't presenting a bumhole most of the time, though.


bingo_addict

If Odo doesn't eat food, why would he *ever* present a bumhole? (unless it's something Kira is into)


-tealeaves-

come on dude can you honestly say that if you were a shapeshifter you wouldn't cover yourself entirely with bumholes all the time? yeah that's what I thought.


bingo_addict

touche


theshub

Also, are bumholes located at or near the same place for all customers? That’s gonna mess up the math.


SevenofBorgnine

Are people sitting directly on their buttholes? I tend to use the cheeks, they're more padded and suitable for sitting down


-tealeaves-

wow so you've been sitting weirdly your whole life? you're supposed to approach the chair, hover your bum over it slightly, reach down and spread the cheeks and then sit down, grinding into the seat a little to make firm contact with the hole


SevenofBorgnine

Is the Riker manuever designed to do this more effeciently?