By - MyIpodStillWorks
I have what I call my “fuck it point.” When I reach it, I say fuck it and do the thing.
We call it “the rule of fuck-it” in my household.
When I was a line cook, we used to use “fuck it” like a diagnosis. “Don’t mind him, he has the fuck its bad. Give him space.”
Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it!
That's my New Years resolutions lol
"I'm here for a good time not a long time"
Never heard this one before.
It's a Trooper song. Their other hit is ' Raise a Little Hell'. Both are good answers.
Also a line from one of Drake's songs
Big Sean’s song that featured Drake
I haven’t had a good time, in a long time
TREAT YO SELF.
TREAT YO SELF 2022!
FINE LEATHER GOODS!
'i mean......' 😂😂
Called out. I read the post and was like "I meannnn...but what's a *bad* decision though?"
I’ll get paid again in two weeks.
I use, "It's only money. I'll make more."
“It’s gon get spent anyway”
That one is gold!!!
Can't take it with ya
It is what it is
Its gonna be a *real* stupid decision when the choir echoes you with the: "It iiiiis what it ieeees"
At the end of the day, when push comes to shove, for what it’s worth… it is what it is
If I die, I die 🤷🏾♂️
Same. I was in a park where alleged shooter went around and there was a huge panic. Me and my friends look at each other. Short panic in our faces. Then "if we did, we die" "yeah" "let's go in a different and more safe direction than the panicked crowd" "yeah. Seems right"
YOLO! Wait, we don’t say that anymore?
I still do 😂
That’s the motto.
Bout it erryday!
Like we sittin' on the bench...
You only YOLO once
If i’m questioning the stupidity of the activity about to be performed, i say “should we yolo it?”
carpe deez nuts
Whats the worst that can happen
This is so close to “what could possibly go wrong?” and based on every movie/tv show it’s ever been said in……. A whole lot.
OMG HE JUST RAN IN
Shiiiit, who gon stop me?
Only one way to find out
" That's tomorrow's problem"
See also “that’s future me’s problem” and “now me doesn’t give a sh!t”
This is what one of my good friends says...
Any holes a goal
"Wisdom comes from mistakes"
Somebody's gotta do it
This time is different...
I've been broke before and didn't die
I like to keep it classic with “What’s the worst that can happen?”
Hold my beer
“God got me”
I probably won't get divorced from this
"Better to burn out, than to fade away!"
“Hey Mom!! Watch this!!”- My kids immediately before they do something insanely stupid.
YOLO, fuck it, I’m suicidal anyways
“Bills are paid.”
Fuck it, two tears in a bucket.
This one is a classic, and my go-to but I usually flip it like "2 tears in a bucket, so motherfuck it!"
I might die tomorrow sooo…or tomorrow is not promised so might as well live a little while I can haha
"it'll grow back" bitch them bangs look awful
Not the bay-yang!! 🤣
“Ain’t nothin’ to it but to do it.”
But maybe it will work this time.
I'm trying so hard not to waste money on a hat. It was 300 and it was easy to say no. But now it's on sale for like 150, and that's a fucking deal. I can make money back right??
What kind of hat is it? A top hat? 🎩 serious question tho 🧐
Be good or be good at it.
We'll see what happens.
Scared money don’t make money!
I’m gonna kill myself regardless
Sorry I’m from white Twitter
“This is a problem for future me”
Oh well 🤷🏾♀️
“Leap and a net will always appear”
I’ll sleep when I’m dead
In Spanish we said "la vida es dura como la verdura" after we did something really stupid. It means "Life is as hard as vegetables". We said bc of the sound.
"Well, I've paid more for less."
"Why shouldn't I?"
I got free healthcare
I'm here for a good time not for a long time
"It's just one time."
(Morgan Freeman's narrator voice: "It was not just one time.")
One life to live one life to lose.
"Welp, here I go again" or a simple "fuck it".
"Money is meant to be spent." Me before a skincare-haircare binge ♥️
We're all gonna fucking die at some point.
“Y’know, for science” lol
Meh, why not
That’ll happen on these big jobs
“ oh well you live and you learn”
"I've spent more money on dumber stuff."
-me about to waste money
Life is short, you only live once, I don’t want no regrets when I’m older, I deserve this, I need to clear my mind, this will give me a “reset” or I need to “reset”
Dang imma dirt bag
“I do what I want.”
"I can trust them"
What's a fart when you are already in deep shit?
If you are already in hell, hug the devil.
it don’t even matter man
I mean what possible harm could *one* do….?
Lets get stupid!
How bad could it be?
What's the worst that can happen
Balls to the wall! Let's go! (I'm a girl, I have no balls)
So I looked this one up before, because I wondered "why if I'm going hard would my balls be against a wall?" What I found was the phrase originated with pilots. Apparently there was a regulator on their acceleration that involved a ball locking in place. If the 'ball was against the wall' the regulator was allowing maximum thrust.
So even without testicles, you can go "balls against the wall"
Yay! Thanks for that
It'll be fine
Mines simple "soo.... i bought more car/bike parts"
“Well, I’m not here to fuck spiders”
If this doesn't kill me, nothing will
This chat room is for some toxic ass people. I know because I'm one of them. "It is what it is", and "yolo"
"I deserve it."
My car is my castle, so I always bring my trebuchet.
This doesn't make much sense to me, but it's my favorite because I'm a total sucker for a trebuchet reference.
I mean if I die, I die
I'll regret it later....
i'm still alive
“We all gotta go somehow”
You know… 🤷🏼♀️
I am young…
Gotta pay to play
For the luls
“I might as well…”
YOLO or FUCK IT.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
When am I going to see this snake for sale again?
“Jesus take the wheel”
"ask forgiveness not permission" when I'm about to do some shit I know I better not do
"Whoever is afraid to die shouldn't had born"
Makes more sense in Spanish
“What are they going to do? Fire me?”
'Life is short' is probably the dumbest line ever
Nothing is permanent, right??
Except a butterfly tramp stamp.
Ayyyy true. But it can be covered up. I have a very tragically bad decision tat of mine that is covered by a slightly less terrible tattoo.
When drunk: Come om, we won't really regret this until tomorrow.
“Now or never”, “yolo”..
If I die so be it
Short is life
“Man I hate condoms”
“Obviously, God don’t want me here no mo🤷🏾♀️.”
“Fuck it in a bucket.”
What's the worst that could happen?!
One more, then I'm out.
"2 tears in a bucket, Fuck It"
I don’t care
“What’s the worst that could happen?”
"we can't all be heroes"
“Mama didn’t raise no bitch”
The doctor said she can't get pregnant.
Hmm... Cant be that bad
What could go wrong?
I’m here for a good time not a long time
Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit
It be as it do, it do as it be
"Well, someones gotta do it"
“I’ll deal with what happens later’
Got to risk it for the biscuit.
What? DO I want to live forever?
Hey guys, watch this.
She said she was clean
‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead’ to justify staying up super late when I have work the next day. When I know I will 100% regret this the next day
"don't worry, I'm an expert"
You only live once
“It’ll be faster this way.”
"All choices are meaningless in the long run"
If not now, when will I have another chance?
YOLO (but ironically)
"Jesus, take the wheel!"
I may be using that wrong.
This looks like a problem for future me.
Or my usual response, what's the worst that can happen?
Why the fuck not?
“May as well” and “who gives a damn”….