T O P
Drag_Beneficial

"Fuck it"


catplumtree

I have what I call my “fuck it point.” When I reach it, I say fuck it and do the thing.


Sleepy_Meepie

We call it “the rule of fuck-it” in my household.


FifthOfJameson

When I was a line cook, we used to use “fuck it” like a diagnosis. “Don’t mind him, he has the fuck its bad. Give him space.”


Bishamee

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it!


ATLjoe93

"...;We ball."


Jabrak

That's my New Years resolutions lol


torin122

"I'm here for a good time not a long time"


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Never heard this one before.


Dismal_Yak9195

It's a Trooper song. Their other hit is ' Raise a Little Hell'. Both are good answers.


Jesus_saves_yee

Also a line from one of Drake's songs


xEman26x

Big Sean’s song that featured Drake


pvshabba

I haven’t had a good time, in a long time


varnell_hill

TREAT YO SELF.


PyschImAIdiot

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scarletcrimsonrouge

TREAT YO SELF 2022! MIMOSAS! MASSAGES! FINE LEATHER GOODS!


OohYeahOrADragon

#FINE LEATHER^goods


myneful

'i mean......' 😂😂


idk-hereiam

Called out. I read the post and was like "I meannnn...but what's a *bad* decision though?"


cjohnson2010

I’ll get paid again in two weeks.


Optimusphine

I use, "It's only money. I'll make more."


ObviousGas3301

“It’s gon get spent anyway”


PriapusPeteSr

That one is gold!!!


jjthecat24

Can't take it with ya


RamboHuncho

It is what it is


Olddirtychurro

Its gonna be a *real* stupid decision when the choir echoes you with the: "It iiiiis what it ieeees"


No_big_whoop

At the end of the day, when push comes to shove, for what it’s worth… it is what it is


Firefoxray

If I die, I die 🤷🏾‍♂️


therfosesse

Same. I was in a park where alleged shooter went around and there was a huge panic. Me and my friends look at each other. Short panic in our faces. Then "if we did, we die" "yeah" "let's go in a different and more safe direction than the panicked crowd" "yeah. Seems right"


Kudashian

You win!


Kozzzman

YOLO! Wait, we don’t say that anymore?


purplelover66

I still do 😂


nowiforgotmypassword

That’s the motto.


PriapusPeteSr

Bout it erryday!


nowiforgotmypassword

Like we sittin' on the bench...


ObviouslyCoreConcept

You only YOLO once


dat1dood2

If i’m questioning the stupidity of the activity about to be performed, i say “should we yolo it?”


VictorChaos

carpe deez nuts


OldLegend

Whats the worst that can happen


BroadBaker5101

This is so close to “what could possibly go wrong?” and based on every movie/tv show it’s ever been said in……. A whole lot.


whatkindofhotel

Leeeroooyyyyy Jenkins


TheRBoat

Niiice!


CplJackHallowsUSMC

OMG HE JUST RAN IN #SAVE HIM


OlFlirtyBastard

Goddamnit Leroy


dresta79

Classic!


Foreign_Proposal7248

Shiiiit, who gon stop me?


Wolowizard6

Only one way to find out


King_Polis

" That's tomorrow's problem"


berrykiss96

See also “that’s future me’s problem” and “now me doesn’t give a sh!t”


Capable_Prize_1829

This is what one of my good friends says...


kamui_85

Any holes a goal


varnell_hill

Fam 😂😂😂


Merchantmarx

"Wisdom comes from mistakes"


Hash_Tooth

Somebody's gotta do it


Darkisnothere

This time is different...


throwawaythesea8

Ouch lol


RedditStrolls

I've been broke before and didn't die


JCourageous

Omg 😂😂💸💸


Lone_Wandererer

I like to keep it classic with “What’s the worst that can happen?”


imooky

Hold my beer


SuperAwesome13

watch me


New-Back8043

“God got me”


seXJ69

I probably won't get divorced from this


SpyTheRedEye

"Better to burn out, than to fade away!"


Epitomeofabnormal

“Hey Mom!! Watch this!!”- My kids immediately before they do something insanely stupid.


[deleted]

YOLO, fuck it, I’m suicidal anyways


MIKEYhuh

“Bills are paid.”


lukas_the

Fuck it, two tears in a bucket.


southflhitnrun

This one is a classic, and my go-to but I usually flip it like "2 tears in a bucket, so motherfuck it!"


Everafter-kind

I might die tomorrow sooo…or tomorrow is not promised so might as well live a little while I can haha


clairekingthequeen

"it'll grow back" bitch them bangs look awful


InterrobangDatThang

Not the bay-yang!! 🤣


Drunken_Traveler

“Ain’t nothin’ to it but to do it.”


DontAtMeMan

But maybe it will work this time.


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idk-hereiam

I'm trying so hard not to waste money on a hat. It was 300 and it was easy to say no. But now it's on sale for like 150, and that's a fucking deal. I can make money back right??


JCourageous

What kind of hat is it? A top hat? 🎩 serious question tho 🧐


Gaybabyjail4L

“Why not?”


Free_Dumpster_Pizza

Be good or be good at it.


88BlueBeard

We'll see what happens.


monoark1908

Scared money don’t make money!


M17SST

Carpe diem


fellowlftb

I’m gonna kill myself regardless Sorry I’m from white Twitter


doctorlimon

“This is a problem for future me”


worryaboutYOUhoe

Oh well 🤷🏾‍♀️


Abject_Passenger2510

“Fuck it” “Leap and a net will always appear”


Brucius704

I’ll sleep when I’m dead


suklastorm

In Spanish we said "la vida es dura como la verdura" after we did something really stupid. It means "Life is as hard as vegetables". We said bc of the sound.


MaxMalini

"Well, I've paid more for less."


Sweet_Oliver

"Why shouldn't I?"


ChewbaccaGamin

I got free healthcare


PsychologicalPeak566

I'm here for a good time not for a long time


sucktheblondeouttayu

“Eh”


Melo_Apologist

“Inshallah”


Karlshammar

"It's just one time." ​ (Morgan Freeman's narrator voice: "It was not just one time.")


Badassmcgeepmboobies

One life to live one life to lose.


_TestTubeBaby_

"Welp, here I go again" or a simple "fuck it".


HereticalBlackGirl

"Money is meant to be spent." Me before a skincare-haircare binge ♥️


stalphonzo

We're all gonna fucking die at some point.


cauliflowerSalmon

“Y’know, for science” lol


varnell_hill

/r/lastwordsbeforejackingoff


Monarogirl

Meh, why not


overnightoat24

That’ll happen on these big jobs


UniHedgehog

Screw it


msgwldens

“ oh well you live and you learn”


KhaleesiDog

yolo


Shiro_Longtail

"I've spent more money on dumber stuff." -me about to waste money


[deleted]

Life is short, you only live once, I don’t want no regrets when I’m older, I deserve this, I need to clear my mind, this will give me a “reset” or I need to “reset” Dang imma dirt bag


Feisty_Confection_70

“I do what I want.”


[deleted]

"I can trust them"


ahyor

What's a fart when you are already in deep shit? Or If you are already in hell, hug the devil.


jpmswiife

it don’t even matter man


the_left_stuff

I mean what possible harm could *one* do….?


Rufiosmane

Lets get stupid!


Robin_Banks101

How bad could it be?


american_amina

What's the worst that can happen


Mysterious_Lunch2180

Balls to the wall! Let's go! (I'm a girl, I have no balls)


Throw_Away_IMO

So I looked this one up before, because I wondered "why if I'm going hard would my balls be against a wall?" What I found was the phrase originated with pilots. Apparently there was a regulator on their acceleration that involved a ball locking in place. If the 'ball was against the wall' the regulator was allowing maximum thrust. So even without testicles, you can go "balls against the wall"


Mysterious_Lunch2180

Yay! Thanks for that


tjh80

It'll be fine


Acolmundo

Mines simple "soo.... i bought more car/bike parts"


Kato2460

“Well, I’m not here to fuck spiders”


JahMedicineManZamare

If this doesn't kill me, nothing will


JROD5195

This chat room is for some toxic ass people. I know because I'm one of them. "It is what it is", and "yolo"


Linlee1000

"I deserve it."


CosmicDave

My car is my castle, so I always bring my trebuchet.


Bryhannah

This doesn't make much sense to me, but it's my favorite because I'm a total sucker for a trebuchet reference.


Karengx

I mean if I die, I die


jawuan21

“Why not”


nenopip

I'll regret it later....


SultanAbdel

i'm still alive


Zenscoper420

"Pull out!"


jawnlegend94

“We all gotta go somehow”


NatashaVorster

You know… 🤷🏼‍♀️


KlutzyDouble5455

I am young…


dwightdjohn

Gotta pay to play


paradox_guy420

YOLO...!!


beefyboibrandon

For the luls


MingusVonHavamalt

“Watch this…”


Skullbound12337

“I might as well…”


mfarends

YOLO or FUCK IT.


redditPoppa

Sorry, Jesus.


pamthegrammarian

The heart wants what the heart wants.


Ominojacu1

When am I going to see this snake for sale again?


FuzzyLampShade

“Jesus take the wheel”


Adorable_Slide_921

"ask forgiveness not permission" when I'm about to do some shit I know I better not do


lakorasdelenfent

"Whoever is afraid to die shouldn't had born" ​ Makes more sense in Spanish


Shaylock_Holmes

“What are they going to do? Fire me?”


Repubinbreds1865

YOLO


theotherredd

Yolo


Killa_Zak925

'Life is short' is probably the dumbest line ever


Cato865

Nothing is permanent, right??


BroadBaker5101

Except a butterfly tramp stamp.


Cato865

Ayyyy true. But it can be covered up. I have a very tragically bad decision tat of mine that is covered by a slightly less terrible tattoo.


Dr_Hull

When drunk: Come om, we won't really regret this until tomorrow.


santathe1

“Now or never”, “yolo”..


Cleonce12

If I die so be it


GD_Spiegel

Short is life


Level_Bend8239

Cocaine


Mvp_jfc

“Man I hate condoms”


ucantkillmeimabadbic

“Obviously, God don’t want me here no mo🤷🏾‍♀️.” “Fuck it in a bucket.”


Big-Veterinarian-823

What's the worst that could happen?!


Bored-bitch142

"Yolo"


HolocaustPoopi

Yolo


BrianNowhere

One more, then I'm out.


Taltezy

"2 tears in a bucket, Fuck It"


rawrimgonnaeatu

I don’t care


bzboy

"FUCKIT "


Toadie9622

“What’s the worst that could happen?”


count_crow

"we can't all be heroes"


Jdwestsc

“Mama didn’t raise no bitch”


SaltyCrabMMA

The doctor said she can't get pregnant.


ozkaar125

Hmm... Cant be that bad


Falcobombardier

What could go wrong?


what_the_a

I’m here for a good time not a long time And Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit


mauka1337

It be as it do, it do as it be


banana_hammock_815

"Well, someones gotta do it"


No_Sheepherder_2878

“I’ll deal with what happens later’


winstonetwo

Got to risk it for the biscuit.


Bayagototh

What? DO I want to live forever?


Jrewby

Hey guys, watch this.


Rexticles

She said she was clean


queenofeverything_

‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead’ to justify staying up super late when I have work the next day. When I know I will 100% regret this the next day


kkdarkness

Cocaine


BigusNipus

"don't worry, I'm an expert"


AdesDeLaranja

You only live once


greytgreyatx

“It’ll be faster this way.”


enrgyyyyyy

"All choices are meaningless in the long run"


Important-Ad-7222

If not now, when will I have another chance?


fat-cato

Ménage!!!


y2knole

YOLO (but ironically)


Janetfirsttimereddit

It is what it is


Head-Combination-299

Whelp …


dresta79

"Jesus, take the wheel!" I may be using that wrong.


spagyrum

This looks like a problem for future me. Or my usual response, what's the worst that can happen?


Shadow_Man_75

Why the fuck not?


Motor-Nectarine3867

“May as well” and “who gives a damn”….