By - GiiTheMetalhead
Not that much since I will resign the first day anyways.
The first John Doe to become president
Pundit: "They don't even know who they are. How can they possibly know what's good for the country?"
Frankly I forgot who I even am. All I know is that with me as president there will be hope
I'd get yelled at a lot but for the president that's not really that wild
Idk I'd probably just be know for being asleep all the time lol
As much as Ron DeSantis is.
Something def got leaked.
I might just be what the people need most
Everyone now thinks I simp for MCU actors.
My callsign might actually be DarkPhoenix or Atlantis.
If I work out as hard as Kumail Nanjiani did during and right after my presidency, I might be able to get a cameo in like...Phase 5? Pull a Simu Liu and actually get to be in the MCU proper?
I feel I'd be just as mediocre as most of them. Gung ho about policies and then nothing ever really happens.
Pretty solid I’d say
Not screwed I guess.
It's the name of a beautiful koi variety. I'll be accused of cultural appropriation by my enemy, and the people who like me will just jokingly call me a weeb.
could be worse
I'm holding on tight
I don't think my brand of hilarious communism would be well accepted.