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ScaredOfAttention

Not that much since I will resign the first day anyways.


AlbusseverusPotter07

Decide yourself


Identify_me_please

The first John Doe to become president


thedraken

Pundit: "They don't even know who they are. How can they possibly know what's good for the country?"


Identify_me_please

Frankly I forgot who I even am. All I know is that with me as president there will be hope


LAANAAAAAA

I'd get yelled at a lot but for the president that's not really that wild


b_sleep

Idk I'd probably just be know for being asleep all the time lol


FloridaIsHell

As much as Ron DeSantis is.


xMonsterShitterx

Something def got leaked.


AgentOfResilience

I might just be what the people need most


PhoenixNamor

Everyone now thinks I simp for MCU actors. My callsign might actually be DarkPhoenix or Atlantis. If I work out as hard as Kumail Nanjiani did during and right after my presidency, I might be able to get a cameo in like...Phase 5? Pull a Simu Liu and actually get to be in the MCU proper?


AimlessWarrior715

I feel I'd be just as mediocre as most of them. Gung ho about policies and then nothing ever really happens.


ADKUB_andhiswords

Pretty solid I’d say


JustAnotherAviatrix

Not screwed I guess.


Kikokuryu

It's the name of a beautiful koi variety. I'll be accused of cultural appropriation by my enemy, and the people who like me will just jokingly call me a weeb.


DisappointedHulk

could be worse


froggrip

I'm holding on tight


Groucho-Marxism

I don't think my brand of hilarious communism would be well accepted.