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patrickpops

this one


Gggigs

Underrated answer


Gabelolguy

It's the only answer


ttyy2000

All of those stupid, there are 3 people about to die and some other person of some sort about to die and you have the ability to change the outcome, but no matter what, someone dies bullshit questions. I always over complicate things and ask all the questions I can. Like what company is the train owned by, why can’t I contact the conductor and get them to stop the train that’s about to kill people, etc. and then they get frustrated by me poking holes in their dumb social experiment hypotheticals. When I’m reality, id probably pull my phone out and start making a tik tok. And then post about it on reddit


PuzzleheadedNovel297

>When I’m reality, id probably pull my phone out and start making a tik tok. > >And then post about it on reddit You'd get crucified for 1 using TikTok and 2 not even knowing how to spell it.


Nipponnu

My mate asked me "If there was no laws would you have sex with your daughter". I was stunned.


strownsu1

That seems way to big of a peak into his mind that I now feel uncomfortable about


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Li_llee

I dont think I even have to mention this, but do not leave that person alone with your daughter ever.


brandnamenerd

Sounds like you need to not have him around your family


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Yisuscrais69

Yeah, *as long as you're around*, I think that's what I'd be worried about if I were in your shoes.


tcsac

I'm curious why that sentence isn't "my ex-mate".


KangarooPort

Shoulda said yes just to see where his line of questioning went 🤣


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DoomsdaySignal

If your mom and your girlfriend switched bodies, and the only way to change them back was to have sex with one of them, which would you choose? Your mom in your girlfriend's body, or your girlfriend in your mom's body?


KangarooPort

They wouldnt get switched back I guess


auznal

Both


VoijaRisa

As a mod of a science based sub, we consistently get ones that boil down to "If we suspend all the rules of physics, how would physics work?" I dunno man. [You got me in a box here](https://64.media.tumblr.com/73ebfe4900474b3702efc7f3a614798b/tumblr_o6aywilu0h1r05bkco5_250.gifv).


48hMaintenance

I don't know if this is a hypothetical but: Would you rather fuck your mother's soul in your girlfriend's body or your girlfriend's soul in your mother's body?


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Mother's soul would have the nicer body.


48hMaintenance

But you are fucking with your mom


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And we all know what a freak she can be, amirite? This is Reddit. The acceptable answer is always "Your mom".


brandnamenerd

My SIL likes to ask this one because it causes so many arguments on both sides Would you eat a teeeeeeny tiny bit of poop for money. You can name the price, it can be worked into anything, but you know there's poop in there and you can't take the money without eating it. Do you eat the poop?


strownsu1

Wow that is a good one, I don’t think there is a price for me on that one. What is tiny? Like a mouse sized or like microscopic?


brandnamenerd

Hm I've heard her present a few ways, depending on how much the person is bargaining lol - doesn't matter how tiny it might be, you still know there's poop!


AimlessWarrior715

If it's mine or my small child's, yes. That's easy, if it's a small amount of poo.


brandnamenerd

Part of why I like this is because some folks have no price at all, no matter how many zeroes are at the end of the number while others are very comfortable doing so


AimlessWarrior715

When I was younger, my sister accidentally vomited on my face and it went up my nose and I ingested it. Compared to that, poo would be easy. If poo was replaced with vomit, I'd say no.


CptBloodyObvious

I present to you, General Sam’s The Greatest Hypothetical: https://youtu.be/AghO007J6v4


SnooConfections2214

Hypothetically if I die would you move on with someone else? Asked by my fiancé. I just told her I’d drive off the same cliff. 🤷‍♂️


strownsu1

Should have asked “hypothetically if you died would you want me to move on with someone else?” Or just asked it right back haha


TeamLarge7729

Was on a thread and mentioned some advice on tourniquets that was a little outdated, not exactly harmful but there was newer advice that was more accurate. Anyway, guy calls me out on it and links the new info, fair enough, I thanked him for updating me and I added an edit to show others that I was wrong and newer advise was available. This guy then goes on to ask “Serious question, what do you think gives you the right to spread outdated information?”. No dude, that isn’t a serious question, wtf do you think. That one really annoyed me by the sheer arrogance of it.


strownsu1

Sounds like a dude that just wants to be right and just wants to start arguments


TeamLarge7729

Agreed, glad I didn’t take the bait. Probably saved myself a headache.


GibbonMind2169

There was an ask Reddit thread that asked what you would do if you were in the movie "Don't look up" The fuck am I supposed to do? I'd fucking die believe it or not!


MikeIsWelsh

Would you rather have to watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life, or join in with them once to make it stop?


strownsu1

This is the worst I’ve ever seen ever. How the hell did someone come up with this 😂


MikeIsWelsh

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