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Flirting

Small talk. UGGGHHHHHH, pointless irrelevant conversation just to fill a silence or acknowledge someone’s presence that neither of you want to be in.

Existing

Making an insane amount of food for holidays. Why? Half of it isn't good or healthy and it's wasteful and stressful. I hate it so much.

Hocking a gorby loogie up from your toes and launching it into the wind out the school bus window to land on passerby