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louiseannbenjamin

I have only one. A cure for my diseases.


Suspicious-Silver256

I’m sorry to hear that but at least we’re redditing all together one day at a time :)


spraypepper42

stay strong


mmigtkhwa

1. Billion dollars in my name 2. Parents’ health is optimised and they live out a good elderly life 3. Siblings live the best lives they possibly could


Suspicious-Silver256

Family first always I respect it


ThicColt

Why is 1. not "I live the best live I possibly could"?


mmigtkhwa

oh yeah true. Well I’ve already written it down not gonna change it


dazedan_confused

A billion mmigtkhwa dollars might not be worth a lot tho.


iamacannibal

Wish 1 would be to become immortal and indestructible. Wish 2 would be to have every imaginable super power and full control of it all. Wish 3 would be to be able to end my own life of I choose to. I would essentially become God.


Suspicious-Silver256

Next update might patch that but solid and op af


ChrysalisSC

This is basically my wish too!


Trinkbert

Wish 1: Everyone else gets what you just wished for. Wish 2: Your powers get taken away. Wish 3: A sandwich. Edit: formatting


staggere

Enchiladas, some money, and a nice pair of boobs to look at


Suspicious-Silver256

Honestly, valid af


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staggere

I'm not sure the market for man boobs is there.


Heisenberg9322

You could.... wish for that?


staggere

I'm not sure that I want there to be a market for man boobs.


Heisenberg9322

Make it specific to your exquisite pair of macho bresticalos?


staggere

Only if I can make enough to quit my job.


Heisenberg9322

My guy.. You can wish for that! But be careful, Genies can be treacherous creatures


fluke_man

1. I wish to be healthy 2. I wish you wouldnt fuck me over with your genie trickery 3 well fuck, take it all back


Suspicious-Silver256

This made me cackle. But hey wishing for better health is a big one definitely on my list as well


Staceystallion1

The man did his research


ChrysalisSC

Some superpower that allows me to telepathically influence other people and objects, immortality(with an exit plan), and lastly the ability to travel to any time.


Suspicious-Silver256

Time travel would be awesome just don’t run into your past or future self


WiseMan2004

Immortality, infinite youth and a 15 inch dick


Suspicious-Silver256

Last wish had to be said by someone but respect


cookiesandunderwear

lmao the last wish


i_fruitcake

More


Suspicious-Silver256

I didn’t specify anything but I guess I’ll let it slide. GG’s


ILITERALLYJUSTSHAT

3 more inches, 6 figures, and a big house in the middle of nowhere


Suspicious-Silver256

3 more inches? What do you mean by that? *druski voice*


ILITERALLYJUSTSHAT

Well…..4 would be excessive


mynameisnot_daniel

1. I can stop time 2. I would wish to be smarter and more attractive 3. An infinite pizza box, like i would take a pizza out of the box and another will regenerate in its place and it never spoils or goes cold


Suspicious-Silver256

Infinite pizza box is creative I like that


Uncomfortable_Mind

You definitely are smart with your third wish


kaka_loveyou

I'll wish to : be able to make a wish at anytime, unlimited. Perfect in one


KnightFlier80

That's easily the best kind of wish one could ever make, as far as I'm concerned.


gor8884

Pointer finger shoots slushy Middle finger shoots vodka Pinky shoots soy sauce


JesusMoist

Massive reduction in population My own wealthy as island country Minimum qualification and age restrictions for politicians


Suspicious-Silver256

Can’t go wrong with some natural selection


IntentionGlobal2611

50 billion bucks, cure for T1D and epilepsy.


Suspicious-Silver256

My mom has epilepsy and my nephew has T1D so it made me so happy seeing this comment. I too wish there were cures


IntentionGlobal2611

My wife is epileptic, and my 12-year-old daughter is epileptic,my daughter is also a type one diabetic she was diagnosed with epilepsy and type one diabetes at eight years old.


Suspicious-Silver256

Wow it’s crazy the way life works but take good care of them idk how serious it is for them but they have a good father looking out for them. My moms epilepsy isn’t that serious but she does take medication at times because her tongue goes numb.


IntentionGlobal2611

My wife is on Keppra which has been doing pretty good the last seizure she had was probably over a year ago knock on wood. my daughter however seems to have quite a few she just had a seizure in the store the other day Scary combination having seizure and type one diabetes


mistermemel

1. Be Thanos 2. Have all the infinity stones 3. Have the finest finger snap of all time


Suspicious-Silver256

I was expecting a marvel themed answer and this is just too powerful may mercy never grant you those wishes as you’d be the most powerful thing on Earth


jsveiga

1. Unlimited amount of granted wishes 2. Automatic "undo", rewinding time retaining knowledge if I'm unexpectedly in a situation where I can't make a wish (for example, unconscious and trapped for eternity) Then all the usual ones: End of global ignorance, superpowers, etc


Autisten1996

1. All the money I could ever use. 2. A delicious meal. 3. For my wife and kids to be happy.


CaterpillarSelect445

I want you OP. Three times.


Suspicious-Silver256

Your wish is my command


pumpkinconfettii

I wish I had my own place, I wish my current place was left perfect for the next person , I wish I could begin transition


Nickowee_06

Save the persons sibling who died in r/teenagers that I just saw x3


Suspicious-Silver256

That’s very thoughtful and after seeing that post, I would also like to add that to my wish list


Nickowee_06

I don’t want to get in trouble but if anyone wants to show support it was u/LordJyrik


joaolevysa

IDDQD, IDKFA and IDCLIP


VanderlyleNovember

A machine that breaks the law of entropy, a machine that can capture carbon from the air, and the ability to reproduce those machines.


KnightFlier80

When a man of science makes a wish.


GoddessInHerTree

1. Magic purse that that produces ANYTHING I can imagine (money, magical elixirs etc.) and the bag only works for me. 2. Perfectly healthy strong flawless body for the rest of my life. 3. Fluent in every single language that has ever existed.


KnightFlier80

Wish 3 includes non-human languages, I'd assume? owo


GoddessInHerTree

Now that you mention it, yeah definitely will be speaking to the animals and aliens as well!


KnightFlier80

I'd only need one wish: The ability to make an unlimited number of wishes.


_Steven_Seagal_

1. Winning millions of dollars in a lottery. 2. Perfect health for everyone I hold dear. 3. Spiderman powers.


zvon666

1. Send me back in time to November 24th 2021 with no repercussions to the time-space continuum etc. 2. A legit win on the lottery. 3. Get rid of my asthma.


AimlessWarrior715

1. That my kids grow up and live happy, healthy and successful long lives 2. That I get to live long and healthy enough to see my kids grow up and be happy 3. Money. Lots of it.


cookiesandunderwear

1. an unlimited amount of wishes 2. a girlfriend 3. 1 billion dollars


TreadsofNowhere

A time machine, stay the same weight no matter what I eat, answers.


non_diplomatic

1/ 1000€/day 2/ Been able to keep information in mind without effort 3/ even if I don't understand how or why, the ability to know exactly what to do, say or give to someone in order to cure/help them.